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The Whamboozler11 votesCan I bang the holy land? No? Waifu it is.
Decrit4 votesyou say this because you are not cool enough to bang an holy land.
The Whamboozler3 votesIt's true...
TheTarians9 votes
EvilUnicornLord1 votesRight, yours is Tristana. I can see that being a hard choice.
TheTarians1 votesOn one hand, I get a petite girl... which I am into...
On the other hand, Jerusalem is a pretty big place, and I have to admit... I've always wanted to rule a place.
EvilUnicornLord2 votesWhat about conquering Jerusalem for waifu?
I'm already starting a crusade and you can join if you want.
CoffeeTableFlip1 votesDeusVult
Insanity Song7 votes
CoffeeTableFlip1 votesDEUS VULT
Sinlaire1 votesDeus Vult!
Blue Moon Wolf6 votesThe problem isn't "which of those options would you chose?", the problem is "Which is the one Waifu would you pick?".
EvilUnicornLord14 votesJerusalem is my waifu.
Blue Moon Wolf6 votes
EvilUnicornLord2 votesWell, allow me to break it down.
I never much understood this whole "waifu" thing, so I guess my "waifu" would just be my main, 
. And Poppy would prefer a guy on a crusade than the typical courtier with roses.
Jerusalem is key to winning over the most majestic and fair yordle in League, so Jerusalem is my waifu!
Serika Zero1 voteswaifu = wife, but written in a broken english to sound both english and japanish its generally used for fictional characters
EvilUnicornLord1 votesI know that, I just don't get why people do it. If you don't have to win over a girl aside from dreaming them up, is she worth it?
Jerusalem will be mine.
Drahcir1 votesDeus Vult.
The Aqualious5 votesLaughs in Atheism... Then proceeds to realize he can claim it for Lord Cthulhu
Well... This is harder than expected
EvilUnicornLord5 voteshttp://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRt0jYTm8jKw2hbroDvXmgKKZG4Dhc2jTwwkMMkvzBpnnYMtRxnfA
#I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR FICTIONAL SPOUSES WHILE I AM CONQUERING THE HOLY LAND!
The Aqualious1 votesI'll join only if we take it for Cthulhu
EvilUnicornLord1 votes#FOR [WHATEVER THE HECK YOU STAND FOR]!!!
The Aqualious1 votesPulls out oversized laser cannon
It's Conquering time
Serika Zero3 votesI rather be happy with someone that I love vs Claim a random piece of land on the behalf of a not proven story from a book written over 1000 years ago.
EvilUnicornLord2 votesSlow down there! I'm not one to be easily triggered, but I'd ask if you'd at least respect other people's beliefs. I respect you dreaming of a fictional girlfriend, I won't judge you for that. But as a devout Christian, I kindly ask you to be a little more wary of your words in a public setting since I respect your beliefs.
Serika Zero2 votesits a random piece of land for over 50% of the people living on this earth (for a bunch of you is "Scared land" and for a bunch of other is a economic asset) and we are talking about a book written over 1000 years ago, more like around 2000 years ago right?
for example, revelation, which is part of the bible, describing "armageddon" or "apocalypse" or "end of times". Has recently just seen a change where the last horse of apocalypse color was changed from "pale" (mostly associated to white) to "green" arguing that the author wanted to say green because something something greek. PS: with the new changes, the 4 colors are green, red, white, black. And you can find those colors on most arabic countries near israel. So, is the change just propaganda or was it translated wrong from the get go, you'll never know.
So, this proves that: story from around 2000 years ago and we have no proof during current times of it being true or not
Wana know the sad part? As far as revelation is concerned, its predicted that all nations would charge a war towards israel for capturing the land of jerusalem. So, if anything, you should find offensive something like "claiming" said land over someone calling it random. But then again "devoted christians" aren't aware of most things they are being written in all the materials available.
So, god being real or not is not an answer we can normally answer as we lack evidence to sustain either claim. We can only chose what to believe in, and that's personal. In that personal space of yours, I have no power and nor do I wish to interfere with.
And finally to answer your question. Because being happy in my own head (imagination) is way better than me going over and killing or hurting other people for my own beliefs or benefits. Even if I could take all of it, for my own benefit without a single bloodshed and conflict. I would still not, as its basically stealing from the people that are there. Tsk, I know I lack normal common sense, but darn, it
EvilUnicornLord1 votes
Lord Galvatron1 votes[{quoted}](name=Serika Zero,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=hjrKRuop,comment-id=000b00000000,timestamp=2016-10-24T13:39:08.969+0000)
for example, revelation, which is part of the bible, describing "armageddon" or "apocalypse" or "end of times".
The Bible is true, haven't you seen the 2016 US presidential elections?
Serika Zero1 votesThe USA 2016 presidential election are a masterpiece in terms of psychology and mass manipulation. Honestly, the guy who came up with the plan is pretty much a genius, they are basically guiding voters to vote for Trump, using their own intelligence against them. Truly amazing and its fun to watch when you can pinpoint what they are using.
If he won't win, I can honestly say that either Americans were able to see though the smokes and mirrors or Obama lunched martial law before going out, but I think he would love to go golfing and forget most of this political mess.
SSJTribe1 votes[{quoted}](name=Serika Zero,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=hjrKRuop,comment-id=000b00000000,timestamp=2016-10-24T13:39:08.969+0000)
for example, revelation, which is part of the bible, describing "armageddon" or "apocalypse" or "end of times". Has recently just seen a change where the last horse of apocalypse color was changed from "pale" (mostly associated to white) to "green" arguing that the author wanted to say green because something something greek.
Just regarding this part, this is not something that was "recently changed". The original Greek word used to describe the color is khlōros, which can mean "greenish-yellow", "pale green", "ashen", "pale", or "pallid". There's not always a one-for-one translation, especially when it comes to ancient languages.
Serika Zero1 votesjust recently in the grand scheme of things (that would be 1500-2000 years). It was known as pale (not green, not yellow green, but just pale) until recently. Now, I don't know the exact time it was changed, but I'm pretty sure 50 years ago, it said pale.
Now, I'm sorry that I've used the "just" word as a relative notion (relative to the time of it being out and it being modified). But, again, you never know when something else just happens to mean something totally different. Because if I search pale right now on google, I get general white hair pictures. And a hot red head porn star with blue eyes.... but well, I'm sure its not that haha, darn she's hot 0w0
SSJTribe1 votesLol. Well yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying though. There's a lot of different translations for the Bible. It hasn't "changed" so much as different interpretations of the same Greek word yield different results based on the person reading it.
Serika Zero1 votesYeh, and the problem with this is some people take the bible way to seriously and some times even kill over it, while it could at any point be a simple miss interpretation.
I might be wrong or I might be right about this, but I feel like if we would just respect each other by at least not taking offensive actions (which jeopardize someone's else well being) towards a person we disagree with, we can follow any holy book we want. Be it the bible, or what book muslims or jews or buddists and so on have. As I honestly doubt any of them were written with an ill intent.
Tho I think I'm getting way off topic. So, BURN THEM ALL WITH FIRE!!! RAWR!!!!! Oh wait, my waifu doesn't really use fire... well, she should learn it!!!
The Magyk2 votesthis is a question? why does this need to be a question?
EvilUnicornLord1 votesObviously, Jerusalem!
Drugoth2 votesWasn't that hard of a choice really.
The Aqualious3 votesJerusalem then?
PROJECT Katarìna2 votesThere is only one waifu for me http://img0.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/League-of-Legends-%D1%84%D1%8D%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B-Zed-r63-1188374.jpeg
EvilUnicornLord4 votesRek'Sai, obviously Rek'Sai.
Vistha Kai2 votesJerusalem over my waifu?
http://pa1.narvii.com/5718/458e6a9b2e3832c21699e4d25de2a73f85f2485d_hq.gif
TouchFluffyTaìl2 votes[{quoted}](name=Vistha Kai,realm=EUNE,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=hjrKRuop,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2016-10-24T13:47:15.733+0000)
Jerusalem over my waifu?
http://pa1.narvii.com/5718/458e6a9b2e3832c21699e4d25de2a73f85f2485d_hq.gif
Holo and Ahri best waifus! ALL HAIL THE FLUFFY TAIL!
Vistha Kai1 votesHolo the bestest waifu.
In League terms, however, Ahri would be my 3rd waifu.
Sorry. Gotta make way for Thigh Thy Sovereign and the Anti-Joke Queen.
Jeanne fan club1 votesDecisions Decisions....
ManiacalCoyote1 votesUhh, I'm descended from a man whose final mission was to carry the heart of Robert the Bruce to the Holy Land. I've got to side with the Crusader meme.
Down with Saracens and Weeaboos!
Angry Monster1 votesIs there a claim Jerusalem joke thing going on in one of the clubs? Seems more off the wall than normal for this section
TouchFluffyTaìl1 votes[{quoted}](name=Angry Monster,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=hjrKRuop,comment-id=000e,timestamp=2016-10-24T20:39:41.897+0000)
Is there a claim Jerusalem joke thing going on in one of the clubs? Seems more off the wall than normal for this section
Zecxal1 votesWaifu is the obvious choice.[slayer-jinx-catface]
Cookie Jedi1 votesDEUS VULT
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