51 Comments

The Whamboozler10/23/2016, 10:46:55 PM11 votes

Can I bang the holy land? No? Waifu it is.

Blue Moon Wolf10/24/2016, 1:00:25 AM6 votes

The problem isn't "which of those options would you chose?", the problem is "Which is the one Waifu would you pick?".

EvilUnicornLord10/24/2016, 1:43:09 AM5 votes

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRt0jYTm8jKw2hbroDvXmgKKZG4Dhc2jTwwkMMkvzBpnnYMtRxnfA

#I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR FICTIONAL SPOUSES WHILE I AM CONQUERING THE HOLY LAND!

The Aqualious10/24/2016, 1:41:01 AM5 votes

Laughs in Atheism... Then proceeds to realize he can claim it for Lord Cthulhu

Well... This is harder than expected

Serika Zero10/24/2016, 12:25:23 PM3 votes

I rather be happy with someone that I love vs Claim a random piece of land on the behalf of a not proven story from a book written over 1000 years ago.

The Magyk10/23/2016, 10:33:14 PM2 votes

this is a question? why does this need to be a question?

Drugoth10/23/2016, 10:38:19 PM2 votes

Wasn't that hard of a choice really.

Cookie Jedi10/24/2016, 10:26:02 PM1 votes

DEUS VULT

ManiacalCoyote10/24/2016, 3:25:43 PM1 votes

Uhh, I'm descended from a man whose final mission was to carry the heart of Robert the Bruce to the Holy Land. I've got to side with the Crusader meme.

Down with Saracens and Weeaboos!

Angry Monster10/24/2016, 8:39:41 PM1 votes

Is there a claim Jerusalem joke thing going on in one of the clubs? Seems more off the wall than normal for this section

Zecxal10/24/2016, 10:18:11 PM1 votes

Waifu is the obvious choice.[slayer-jinx-catface]

Jeanne fan club10/24/2016, 11:56:42 AM1 votes

Decisions Decisions....