A list of animals that can't play league

Laughing Fish·8/15/2016, 9:54:06 PM·10 votes·2,199 views

Dogs: https://media.giphy.com/media/mEtfDhbWwc4GA/giphy.gif Dogs have no thumbs, and thus can't pull of any LCS big plays. They can press R though, and thus are quite proficient with Karthus.

Goldfish: http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/1759064/hubfs/Blog_Images/Gif_Reactions_Optomised/goldfish.gif?t=1458044961544&width=514 Goldfish are fresh water fish, and thus cannot handle the salt of league.

Cobra: http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spitting-cobra-edit.gif One would think that, being Toxic, that cobras would fit right in with the league community. But alas, they always try to eat their mouse, and thus can't control.

Boosted Animals: http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/9932059-1.gif 'Nuff said.

Are there any other animals that can't play league? Comment below!

13 Comments

Malicious Metal8/15/2016, 9:57:34 PM10 votes

Pig's can't play league either. They're always going way too ham

Friendly Ram8/15/2016, 10:34:40 PM7 votes

what about cats? they are quite proficient at hitting all the keys at once.

JayHog19928/15/2016, 10:17:22 PM3 votes

I'd say I'm a turtle, I play too defensive and analyze my strategies most of the time, afraid of feeding the enemy team or obsessive with getting S ranks with my mains.

HayRoss8/16/2016, 8:30:34 AM2 votes

I'm %85 sure capybaras can play league of legends. They use their king of the rodent status to control lesser rodents, such as mice and gerbils, to press all of the buttons like you're commanding a spaceship Star Trek style by shouting at crew members nonsense like "DIVERT BLASTER SHIELDS TO THE ENGINES! ALL POWER TO REAR SHIELDS! SOMETHING SOMETHING LIFE SUPPORT! STOP DRIVING INTO THE SUN!"

Gentleman Gems8/15/2016, 11:06:44 PM1 votes

Sadly, the Robin can't play league. Shaco would scare them off.

Veraska8/16/2016, 11:32:41 AM1 votes

My bot lane teammates

Quadriplegic dog8/18/2016, 5:45:18 AM1 votes

Heard you were talking shit, I don't need thumbs, let alone functioning limbs.