A list of animals that can't play league

Laughing Fish··10 votes·2,199 views

Dogs: https://media.giphy.com/media/mEtfDhbWwc4GA/giphy.gif Dogs have no thumbs, and thus can't pull of any LCS big plays. They can press R though, and thus are quite proficient with Karthus.

Goldfish: http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/1759064/hubfs/Blog_Images/Gif_Reactions_Optomised/goldfish.gif?t=1458044961544&width=514 Goldfish are fresh water fish, and thus cannot handle the salt of league.

Cobra: http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spitting-cobra-edit.gif One would think that, being Toxic, that cobras would fit right in with the league community. But alas, they always try to eat their mouse, and thus can't control.

Boosted Animals: http://www2.b3ta.com/fp-archive/host/9932059-1.gif 'Nuff said.

Are there any other animals that can't play league? Comment below!

13 Comments

Malicious Metal10 votes

Pig's can't play league either. They're always going way too ham

EvilMerodach5 votes

rito patched that this week

Kled

Friendly Ram7 votes

what about cats? they are quite proficient at hitting all the keys at once.

Ayame Isaki2 votes

So what you are saying is that cats main Katarina !

Golden Tager X1 votes

Cat-arina mains huh?

JayHog19923 votes

I'd say I'm a turtle, I play too defensive and analyze my strategies most of the time, afraid of feeding the enemy team or obsessive with getting S ranks with my mains.

HayRoss2 votes

I'm %85 sure capybaras can play league of legends. They use their king of the rodent status to control lesser rodents, such as mice and gerbils, to press all of the buttons like you're commanding a spaceship Star Trek style by shouting at crew members nonsense like "DIVERT BLASTER SHIELDS TO THE ENGINES! ALL POWER TO REAR SHIELDS! SOMETHING SOMETHING LIFE SUPPORT! STOP DRIVING INTO THE SUN!"

Gentleman Gems1 votes

Sadly, the Robin can't play league. Shaco would scare them off.

Veraska1 votes

My bot lane teammates

Quadriplegic dog1 votes

Heard you were talking shit, I don't need thumbs, let alone functioning limbs.

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