When the jungler doesn't gank a lane until the enemy is already fed af

Laughing Fish·Jun 16, 2016·61 votes·4,372 views

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64 Comments

EndlessSorcererJun 16, 201641 votes

Udyr I wanted to secure my buff camps. How did you even manage to die three times before three minutes into the game?

Laughing FishJun 16, 201634 votes

"Report Udyr no ganks" http://i.imgur.com/iVa4yG8.gif?Noredirect

MavenSongJun 16, 20162 votes

watching this gif along side your FEK avatar is trippy for me o-o

Blue Moon WolfJun 17, 201619 votes

Poppy : ♫ ...bum bum bum bum bum... oompa loompa doompety doo, I've got a puzzle just for you. Oompa Loompa doompety deague, If you listen you'll be better with league. What do you get when you're alone in your lane, feeding the enemy till your insane? Wishing your jungle had time to spare, It's almost if he does, not, care! ...bum bum bum bum bum... Maybe he gave up on you.... Oompa Loompa doompety ditch, You'll get much further if you don't bitch. You could live in challenger too, just like the LCS teams, doompety do! ♫

Sad TyrantJun 17, 20162 votes

[zombie-brand-clap]

MarshbouyJun 16, 20163 votes

i cant even begin to say how true this is

Kr1sysJun 17, 20163 votes

{quoted}

I wanted to secure my buff camps. How did you even manage to die three times before three minutes into the game?

But you have to win the lane for me............... And everyone else

Red WreckageJun 17, 20166 votes

This....

The "enemy is already fed AF" usually happens within a couple of minutes.
LIke top laner goes in for a stupid deathmatch instead of trying to farm at level 2.
Dies.
Now eager for revenge, insta TP back to lane and start another fight, in middle of a huge minion wave too.
Dies again.
Types in all chat, "ok" Walks back into lane.
Enemy engages. Welcomes the engage. Enemy jungler appears outta nowhere. Dies. "I'm done."

The AqualiousJun 16, 201611 votes

Stop pushing your lane too far, I can't help you then

Laughing FishJun 16, 201623 votes

Tower dives a fed Renekton for the 10th time You have been slain "/All GG report noob jungler"

Jungler: https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornkaYb0ezq88cE5a/giphy.gif

JofeyyJun 17, 20168 votes

At least the jungler looks fed lmao

KevinDelMarrJun 18, 20162 votes

I read that as "A tower dives a fed Renekton"

I didn't know Turrets were mobile

Vistha KaiJun 18, 20161 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdPQeI_TJVk

Troll for TrumpJun 17, 20164 votes

Hiding under turret

Enemy jgler camps top, and they both keep diving, despite it being warded(What, you want me to run away from the turret?)

Jgler: Stop pushing, keep camping under turret, stop dying, you suck, etc.

Sometimes, the jglers are incompetent. A lot of the times, actually.

The AqualiousJun 17, 20163 votes

True, as a jungle main... I accept that the statement can be true

KingKong2350Jun 17, 20164 votes

Well if the other two lanes are getting snowballed, accept your sacrificial lamb status. We are getting dragons and feeding carries. Build tank and just eat damage for the rest of us. Know your role

Troll for TrumpJun 17, 20163 votes

I'm playing Illaoi vs a Vladmir, and Illaoi is kinda a feast or famine type of champ.

Top is an easy gank, Mid is in the center(even), Bot is doing fine.

If you build full tank Illaoi, you literally can't do anything, you can't even "Tank" right as you have no peel.

Ok, if it is just me and the enemy laner fighting top an island, it's fine to lose a little bit. Letting the tower fall without the jgler doing anything kinda sucks, but sure.

But if their jgler and their top laner are trying to dive me every other minute, then you better do something as a jgler, or don't blame me for the loss.

R FLASH XDJun 17, 20162 votes

Illaoi feast or famine?What?Press that r in a teamfight and use w.Full tank you still killed their carry and are close to a triple

Troll for TrumpJun 18, 20161 votes

You don't do as much damage as you were ahead,.

When ahead, you two shot the ADC, when behind, you fail to do the one thing you bring to the team: damage.

R FLASH XDJun 18, 20161 votes

Now we want to be ahead for a penta?Bitch please

Reaper5599Jun 16, 201611 votes

Right after leash Khazix : Okay, let me hit four then i will gank top Riven : Okay 1 minute later Sion Has Slain Riven Riven : Wtf jungler??? your not even four yet Khazix : Im not even done my first clear...... Riven : /all gg noob jungle report pls

Gentleman GemsJun 17, 20168 votes

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/154/596/fb0.jpg this is not an invite for a spiderman thread

Vistha KaiJun 18, 20162 votes

https://camo.derpicdn.net/2c967b80cee8a33c066d70db11b42233143aa63a?url=https%3A%2F%2Feleventine.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F03%2F2362069-did_someone_say-spiderman_thread.jpg

Reaper5599Jun 22, 20161 votes

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Vistha KaiJun 22, 20161 votes

https://i.imgur.com/2CUNUGB.png?noredirect

Colgate GatorJun 16, 201610 votes

The moment when you accept your fate agaisnt the fed enemy Ryze...Just when your jungler was FINALLY going to gank you.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/938204/rorschach-death-o.gif

ImmortalBloodCYJun 17, 20161 votes

Where is this from? I dont understand.

But that guy looks like batman.

kJsJun 17, 20161 votes

Watchmen It's a classic, like literally a classic.

When the rest of the world treated comics as children's books Watchmen came and showed them how adult it can be.

ImmortalBloodCYJun 17, 20161 votes

Nice, thanks i will try to watch it... if its even possible...

Apex LiarJun 17, 20161 votes

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The moment when you accept your fate agaisnt the fed enemy Ryze...Just when your jungler was FINALLY going to gank you.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/938204/rorschach-death-o.gif

Movie?

Ozag the MightyJun 17, 20161 votes

Watchmen I think, or something to that effect...that's Dr. Manhattan and he's like...nude the while movie.

Celeste BenalJun 17, 20161 votes

Watchmen. Watch it. Its good.

Although I think the original comic creators apparently disagree.

DukuesJun 16, 20169 votes

nooooooo there are already waaaayyy toooo many kids who cry "gank my lane" repeatedly don't encourage them.

Jet SettJun 16, 20167 votes

I feel this post is about the junglers who don't help the team at all during the laning phase. Not the ones who are just doing their job normally.

KinetikaJun 17, 20164 votes

I've never been more proud to be jungler than popping into this thread and seeing that other junglers are already giving you crap for this post.

GlîtchyJun 16, 20163 votes

Sorry, I didn't have ult, so my ganks would suck!

Just JangleJun 17, 20164 votes

{quoted}

Sorry, I didn't have ult, so my ganks would suck!

If you think Vi pre-6 ganks suck then you must be really low elo.

GlîtchyJun 17, 20165 votes

I don't think they do, I've seen this excuse from a Vi on my team before.

Eevee In A JarJun 17, 20163 votes

Yeah man her pre 6 ganks are terribad. Even worse than Warwick :)

roitferretJun 17, 20161 votes

lolganks all day 3 and up

Celeste BenalJun 17, 20161 votes

I've been playing Vi a lot lately. While she has less kill potential pre-6, her ganks are still effective.

JayHog1992Jun 16, 20162 votes

A game I had as Tristana top where the Yasuo kept me under tower for an eternity. Jungler came at least twice tough.

The AqualiousJun 17, 20161 votes

Why Tristana top though

ChaosThiefJun 17, 20161 votes

Because why not? There's no fun if everyone does the same thing.

The AqualiousJun 17, 20161 votes

Too true...

Been wanting to try ad tank Taric top... Think it would work

Sad TyrantJun 17, 20161 votes

Iceborn Titanic and Spirit visage. You're welcome

JayHog1992Jun 17, 20161 votes

It can work as much as Teemo top works. You have range, you have damage, only issue is that if they go armor first or you get camped, otherwise, you should win lane within minutes.

I got 3 S as Tristana Top this week, I'm close to level 7 as her.

Here's a tip, if the enemy tries to be sneaky by going AP top, take the new item 3091 . The attack speed and magic resist helps alot. Once got a Lux ult on my face, not even 1/4th of my life was gone.

The only reason I'm doing this though is so I can cheese some S ranks out of her. Because I ended up fed twice as an ADC and only got A+. So was getting fed up and changed the meta myself.

Also, the downvote was uncalled for. :C

The DeckownerJun 17, 20162 votes

^every top laner who dies 1v1 at lv1.

S H A Y C 0Jun 17, 20162 votes

while this whole thing is hillarious, and i love my fish king....Every time you die, you fucked up and its on you. The jungler on the other side of the map didnt make you greed for the cannon, Just Sayin