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Fact: Batman would own Goku

Laughing Fish·8/2/2016, 8:26:30 PM·5 votes·5,627 views

How did I come to this conclusion? Well that is simple.

First: Superman > Goku. Here is the proof: http://static7.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/12/123441/2925503-break_down.png

Second: Batman > Superman. Anyone who has seen The Dark Knight Returns or Batman v Superman would know that. http://66.media.tumblr.com/eb1a90cee2d1e8fed41af68d31f10c66/tumblr_mgjwhd9got1qa69wso7_400.gif

So therefore Batman > Superman > Goku. http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/am9dWgV_700b.jpg

And that isn't even taking into account one very important factor: #HE IS THE GODDAMN BATMAN! https://66.media.tumblr.com/2e1db2a0c1e0682ffc741dbb8b3743bc/tumblr_nyhsrqT4U91tslewgo1_500.gif

As long as Goku doesn't say Martha, Batman can't lose. http://media.fyre.co/5X9mksdcSHCFAD7Vretr_60c108c2735d549e50fd8c7e2c6927da3de95b46220fac64932f9d26aa2d08ae_1.gif

Now, I know all you Goku fanboys will some how find a way to take offense at basic logic. You know where to find me. http://i.gifntext.com/49911-well-here-i-am.gif

29 Comments

DrCyanide8/2/2016, 8:44:16 PM4 votes

I found a comparison to this post:

  • Paper beats Rock
  • Rock beats Scissors
  • Therefore Paper beats Scissors

I think Laughing Fish might have a bit more proof to do before he can claim this one...

I Go Pew Pew Pew8/2/2016, 8:32:21 PM3 votes

Goku would win. Then he would say GG EZ.

macromite8/2/2016, 9:59:06 PM2 votes

notice how batman needs prep time. goku would never make his enemy wait like that.

batman is a confirmed coward.

Demon King Maou8/2/2016, 8:30:54 PM2 votes

Where dafuq is the SAITAMA option?

Votable Jester8/2/2016, 9:20:29 PM1 votes

I'm surprised L is an option. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/deathnote/images/c/c1/Death_note_05.png/revision/latest?cb=20110121174521&path-prefix=pl

420 grams8/2/2016, 11:46:48 PM1 votes

"Here's the proof" Throws out numbers with no evidence or explanation.

Here's a counter argument

https://goo.gl/images/Unprkq

Terozu8/3/2016, 5:09:56 AM1 votes

Why is Sherlock Holmes an option? Welp, ima pick him

WyvernEgg8/3/2016, 1:15:38 PM1 votes

I might just be salty but...

Can this be league related even a little? Please?

420 grams8/2/2016, 8:57:17 PM1 votes

Superman isn't that fast, he's barely faster than the speed of light. Raditz was faster than the speed of light. And anyone who's watched the show would know, Goku did become faster than raditz. By a lot.

Friendly Ram8/2/2016, 9:10:49 PM1 votes

Wow a downvoted LF post. Thats a rarity

Friendly Ram8/2/2016, 9:19:56 PM1 votes

Or in league terms vayne vs wukong.