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Thanos got sick of the balance of League and decided to fix it himself.

Blue Moon Wolf·8/25/2018, 11:11:01 PM·37 votes·16,978 views

( Warning: Possible Infinity Wars spoilers. If you have not watched it and plan to, continue at your own risk. Not sure how spoilery this is, but you have been warned regardless.)

Thanos decided to take the balance of league into his own hands.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333012091051180033/483028552514666517/marvel-avengers-infinity-war-thanos-sixth-scale-figure-hot-toys-903429-15.jpg

Half of the champs have been Erased from the game. The other half has been spared.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333012091051180033/483028566661922827/ThanosLeague.jpg

Was your main erased? What was their last words? Was your main spared? How did they react to the people disappearing around them?

Disclaimer- All champions were split into two groups using a Random Team Generator to avoid bias and to keep the things balanced, as all things should be.

105 Comments

Melledoneus8/26/2018, 1:51:42 AM38 votes

Akali Shen... I never would have thought if we joined forces again, we could ever lose. Zed Agreed. What happened?!? Why did you falter?!? We had him, and you hesitated! Why?!? Shen Killing him now would have only made things worse. The universe would have punished us dearly. Zed Fool! Akali Again, you and your antiquated sense of morality! This is why madmen roam Ionia! Jhin My dear, I take offense to that. The defeat is crushing enough as is. Irelia ...Eye of Twilight... Irelia stares at her hands as they dissolve into dust Akali What's happening to her? Shen? Answer me! Shen Lady Irelia... close your eyes. Irelia What... what is happening to me...? Irelia dissolves into dust Akali What...? Akali looks around, watching on in horror Zed What... is this sorcery?!? The group turn to Zed, whose arms are turning into dust. He furiously tries to swing away the dust, but only succeeds in scattering his own deteriorating remains. Shen At ease, Zed. Zed I... I cannot... Zed deteriorates into dust Jhin Two... do I see a pattern? Akali Hush! This is no time for your sick jokes! Akali sees that Jhin's gun arm is crumbling Jhin Number three I may be... but history will remember me. Jhin disappears into a scattered breeze of dust. Akali's arm follows suit. Akali Why did you hesitate, Shen? Why did you stay your hand? Shen ...Forgive me. Akali's head begins deteriorating Akali I don't want to die... Shen watches as Akali disappears as quickly as the others, erased from existence Shen ... Shen sits there in grief, unmoving as the silence in the air grows heavy. Kennen walks up and sits next to him heavily. Kennen Shen, wh... what happened...? Shen removes his mask and tosses it aside. He runs his hands through his hair and cradles his head before looking out at the crimson horizon. Shen We played god. And we paid the price.

EvilUnicornLord8/26/2018, 4:30:30 AM21 votes

Poppy : "Here, Prince Jarvan, I'm positive you're the hero." JarvanIV : disintegrates Poppy : "..." Poppy : "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!"

Gentleman Gems8/26/2018, 3:28:20 PM11 votes

Xayah : Holding Rakan's hand as it begins to fade, tears streaming down her face "Damn it Rakan, I said stick to the plan!"

Rakan : Smiling at her "Aaaaaw, but if I did that you'd be dead, and I'd look lame; and Rakan don't let his lover die, or look lame!"

Xayah : Crying more "But, you'd make it without me, and you know it, I, I can't..." Breaks down into tears, dust filling her empty palms

Rakan : Wiping, but mostly absorbing the tears through the disintegrating stump that soon won't be his arm "Don't cry now, I know you'll make it, you're a tough, smart, and beautiful leader of a rebellion." As oblivion crawled up his body he reached towards his back with his mouth, and yanked one of the last bits of feathers from his cloak, offering it to her from his mouth "Here, for you, my love."

Xayah : Taking it, but looking back at Rakan with her tear glistened gaze "But, It'll just go with you..."

Rakan : He shrugs with the stumps of his arms "Well, you can keep the dust then, a piece of me to light up your world whenever things get dark." He winked at her. "Besides, it's the thought that counts right?"

Xayah : She manages a smile, though with her tears returning it began to bend with the weight of her sorrow; but held thanks to Rakan's contagious carefree attitude "Yah... it is"She got close to him "I love you Rakan." She gave him one last kiss

Rakan : "I know." He responded, giving her his final kiss, before only dust lined her lips

Xayah : She took a deep breath as Rakan faded away, as the dust filtered away, the soft bristling of a feather quivered in her palm. She looked, and the feather Rakan plucked for her was still there, with her, even after Rakan faded. With a deep breath she nestled it into her hair, and stood up, looking to the Horizon, she needed to find any survivors, rally the forces, and then, she needed to go kick some purple space grape ass...

For Rakan.

Tahminatrix 8/25/2018, 11:17:20 PM11 votes

You spared brand and kaisa, and killed galio and reksai :c

Deathhawk8888/26/2018, 2:26:48 AM10 votes

Velkoz was spared and Yasuo, Akali, and Zed were erased.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

wolvius8/26/2018, 12:31:42 AM9 votes

You killed death Kindred now Thanos will never get lucky. Warning what your about to read may cause feels, any demons who feed on suffering ~~Evelynn~~ rip may want to leave. Rammus goes to take a bite of a juicy kmiros in his cave after a busy day armadilloing around when he stumbles. Rammus seems confused a goes to powerball away when his legs fail him and dissolve into dust, he collapses helplessly on his side. As his body disintegrates and his spirit leaves this world the people of shurima hear faint words carried by the cool evening breeze "Ok".

Cue GoT last of the giant with armidillos instead. item 3073

wolvius8/26/2018, 1:09:53 AM8 votes

I just realised aatrox survived and was robbed of his chance at vengeance (and most special interaction) against like all of targonians and demi-gods. His next AA meeting is going to be eventful, poor guy. Tryndamirs ult must have been on cooldown.

rtbf2256182418/26/2018, 10:21:43 AM7 votes

Olaf What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?! Thanos teleports away He looks around, sees Twitch walking closer. Twitch Hey, meathead? I... He turns to dust. Olaf What's happening? The sky is rumbling with lightning, like the world is being hollowed out. Rengar Get up, Leona. This is no place to die." turns to dust Leona She looks at her hand as the fur dissolves. Fear seeps is. Draven Darius, we gotta get outta here! Darius Brother... Darius' hair dissolves, together with his legs. Draven tries to hold him Draven No..not you, bro. No.. Darius I'm sorry...i couldn't be a better..he dissolves Draven holds his arms against his face Olaf What in the hells is going on? Ekko Olaf...i don't feel so good. He clutches onto his chest. Trying to use his timewinder but it's futile. The device is still broken from the battle. Ekko I don't wanna go. Please. I'm not ready. Olaf You're alright. Ekko Please...i'm sorry.. Olaf holds him as his face crumbles into dust before him. He looks around, only but a few silhouettes still moving around, untouched by this new attack Everything has gone silent.

"What's going on?" Even the aspect of War could not foresee an attack on this scale. Trundle growls "Pantheoon?!" Trundle looks around in panic, unsettled by an invisible enemy. Raising his spear, Pantheon contacts their last hope for either survival or vengeance. The sky splits between the beam of Targon. He feels his body dissolving upwards towards the spear. "I should have been a ba..."

The camera pans towards the sky. A rumbling noise echoes out from the Beyond. A last ditch effort to sate an insatiable hunger.

Unparalleled in their destructive capabilities... They are coming.

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King Braum8/25/2018, 11:24:18 PM7 votes

who even needs support am i right? Sona, Leona and Karma is all we ever need.

2DunksFromHell8/26/2018, 2:44:10 PM7 votes

Tryndamere ults

Kelg8/26/2018, 4:34:04 PM6 votes

He deleted Zoe Yasuo and Zed and spared Mordekaiser wtf I love Thanos now

ModCaptainMårvelous8/26/2018, 4:48:35 AM6 votes

Piltover got fucked.

BLIGHTBRINGER8/26/2018, 12:15:35 AM6 votes

I can't imagine a universe without the banana goddess Soraka

https://preview.ibb.co/mWFxhe/order_of_the_banana_soraka_01.jpg

TyrekGoldenspear8/26/2018, 1:44:13 AM5 votes

Soraka got erased...

My league career is no longer worth playing without the lovely celestial goddess.

ned the kled8/26/2018, 1:34:57 AM5 votes

Kled is spared

he'd be very happy. cuz there are less trespassers he has to deal with

ZaneShadow8/26/2018, 2:43:00 AM5 votes

you erase Cho'gath, and spare Kai'sa? Well, i guess if it is truelly random....

DirigoX8/26/2018, 12:43:55 AM5 votes

Mr.Stark…

Minimac20008/27/2018, 5:55:36 AM4 votes

Amumu stares at pile of dust: will you be my friend? *dust blows away Amumu : item 3073

Child of the Pit8/26/2018, 10:21:10 PM4 votes

RekSai REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee e e e e ....e....e..................................

Eternal Torment8/26/2018, 11:30:57 AM4 votes

How I think some champion disintegrations would go, assuming those were in a group after they lost to thanos.

Yasuo We lost... Jayce What do we do now...half of all life will die now- Jayce could not finish his sentence before he suddenly realized he could not feel his left arm anyome, it turned to dust, and his disintegration was slowly covering him Gangplank Easy there, boy. It will be alright. Jayce Aw ma-...Jayce could not finish before he turned to dust Zoe Zoe, having for once not been in her playful mood, glanced around and tried to contemplate how doomsday as she knew it was happening and she failed to prevent it Xerath Xerath had noticed he was disintegrating too, starting with his arcanic feet, growing up to his head Azir Old friend...Azir muttered as he watched Xerath disappear, then noticed he too was starting to turn to dust, managing his last words before turning to dust I failed you in life, forgive me in death... Yasuo Gangplank...Something is happening to me... Yasuo started walking forward but tripped over his feet since they were turning to dust The Grumpy pirate turned to the unforgiven and caught him as he stumbled forward, laying him down it will be alright, you will be alright. Yasuo Im sorry...Im sorry, Yone Yasuo managed to whisper before he turned to dust. Gangplank who was holding him felt his hands sink through the now dusty body, clapping into the ground before he too was slowly turning to dust ah motherfu- Were his last words Zoe Zoe looked around as she witnessed everyone she fought besides turn to dust then felt the omnious fear of death wash over her consciousness like a tidal wave and she realized she was next. She looked down to her hands and started to pulverize too. She looked up to the heavens and whispered I never wanted this to happen...Before she too was only dust in the wind, and with her, all were gone

Stars Shaper8/26/2018, 3:13:14 PM3 votes

So you basically killed everything I play except Aurelion Sol, Varus and Mordekaiser ._.

L Rayquaza8/26/2018, 6:06:26 AM3 votes

Yorick has a traumatic flashback to when his brothers were consumed by the Black Mist and transformed into the monstrous undead abominations they are to this day.

Poldy Scarecrow8/26/2018, 4:15:59 PM3 votes

Interesting to note:

All the Darkin we know of Aatrox Varus Kayn were spared.

The Deathsinger Karthus experienced salvation. Kindred & Soraka too.

The Freljord trio Ashe Lissandra Sejuani survived while the siblings Volibear Anivia Ornn perished.

I'm pretty glad how it turned out, Champs I like on both sides but that's only fair.

Velzard of Koz8/26/2018, 4:21:45 PM3 votes

Velkoz WTF! Hey, that's my job.

Fullmetallic8/26/2018, 6:25:30 AM3 votes

TwistedFate Shit Graves Lol idiot you're dead

VełKoz Bot8/26/2018, 9:54:53 AM3 votes

Yasuo, Zed, and Zoe erased. Good enough for me!

The Dreamwalker8/26/2018, 2:25:59 AM3 votes

Yasuo Zoe Talon Akali good riddance.

Also, MissFortune yay she was spared... but Morgana Lux you shall be missed.

Miss Fortune - probably upset that her bounty list got shorter, although she would probably dance on Gangplank 's ashes (among other things).

Lux - something positive Morgana - Don't really know.

The saddest death lore-wise would be (for me) Rakan since he is part of the famed lovebird couple.

RyzeTheSmurfMage8/26/2018, 4:37:30 PM3 votes

BREAKING NEWS! Violet old topless mage gets angry at Thanos and snaps him out of existance with his own Stones!

Raiyza8/26/2018, 5:45:14 PM3 votes

Renekton BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! CHAOS WILL FOLLOW!!!

EbonyBladeJ888/26/2018, 8:02:11 PM3 votes

Lux : Brother... W-what's going on?

Lux sees her hands are dissolving into dust.

Garen : Oh no.... not you...

Lux runs up, attempting to hug her brother with her rapidly dissolving arms, only succeeding in draping his shoulders in dust. Garen returns the favor.

Lux : I have to tell you. I have to tell you before I go...

Garen : What?

Lux : I-I have...

But it's too late. Her head vanishes, and the remainder of her does as well. Garen is left just staring at the dust in his hands that once constituted his sister's being. He falls to his knees and hangs his head in defeat.

Katarina : Cassie... Cassie...

Cassiopeia : Sister?

Cassiopeia looks and sees her older sister drop her knifes as her hands turn to dust. Katarina suddenly falls over, but Cassie comes up and catches her in her arms. Katarina looks at her sister sadly.

Katarina : I guess... I'll be seeing Daddy first.

Cassiopeia : Don't say that, sis. I need you. Noxus needs you!

Cassieopeia's pleadings avail her nothing as her sister dissolves in her arms. Cassieopeia looks up at Swain as she clenches the dust that formerly was her sister in her fists.

Swain : Cass, there was no other way.

Asolend8/26/2018, 11:16:30 PM3 votes

Zed : Balance is weakness

disintegrates away

LMAOOOOOO8/27/2018, 1:24:24 AM3 votes

A loud, echoed boom was heard past the atmosphere.

Viktor turns his head towards the source of the noise.

Viktor Analysis?

No information can be taken from his HUD, which is now a flickering mess of orange static.

Heavy panting could be heard from his six.

Jayce Viktor, what happened? What was that?

Viktor Unsure. Scan unsuccessful, no readings can be taken.

Sparks flew from where his third arm once was.

Jayce rests his hammer on the ground, handle up.

Blitzcrank CREATOR?

Viktor and Jayce turn their heads towards the golem. Blitzcrank raises his hand, which is already disintegrating. The metal man approaches his dying creation. He knows exactly what is happening, and what is to come.

Blitzcrank WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Viktor rests his human hand on the smooth metal shoulder of Blitzcrank.

Viktor Do not fear, my creation.

The shoulder disintegrates under his hand, and the cyborg falls to the ground.

Blitzcrank ** CREATOR, I DO NOT WanT To g-**

Viktor watched as his creation, The Great Steam Golem, turned from solid metal to dust. He closed his human eye.

Jayce Vik...tor?

Viktor quickly stood up and spun around to see Jayce staring at his left hand in horror. It was slowly being blown away piece by piece in the light breeze, and was continuing up his arm.

He quickly marches towards the disappearing hero.

Viktor Do not panic. You will be of utmost condition.

He had no choice but to lie.

Jayce fell into Viktor's arms, the disintegration now eating away at his legs. His voice was trembling.

Jayce Will I be okay?

Viktor As I said. You will be of utmost condition in very short time.

Jayce formed a shaky smile.

Jayce I always knew that yo-

The great Mercury Hammer fell to the ground with a loud thud.

The Defender of Tomorrow has vanished.

The Machine Herald held the remains of his former rival in the palm of his steel hand, and exhaled.

He turned towards the still glowing core of the Mercury Hammer.

If he could smile, he would.

Viktor As I said.

Tin Obliterates8/26/2018, 9:40:19 AM3 votes

Rammus sad 'Hmm.'

CasterGilgamesh8/26/2018, 1:10:26 AM2 votes

Braum erased ? what blasphemy is this? this must be purged ! [sg-shisa]

Capn Of Capns8/30/2018, 5:02:59 AM2 votes

Teemo Fizz were spared. There is no god.

Humble Aatrox8/27/2018, 3:10:03 AM2 votes

Warwick argghhhhhhharooo

nGio8/27/2018, 5:31:19 AM2 votes

Zoe, Zed, Jhin, and Yasuo erased in an instant? Thanos could actually fix a lot of mistakes here. The joke is on him though, Zac was erased over a year ago.

LeftyRaydy8/30/2018, 4:47:02 PM2 votes

Ekko to Jinx if only I had more time

ldsjm48/26/2018, 3:03:37 PM1 votes

I think you killed everyone I play except for Yorick...