When your ADC takes the enemy Bard's portal even though it is obviously a trap

Laughing Fish·Apr 25, 2016·52 votes·2,678 views

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26 Comments

Stars ShaperApr 25, 201636 votes

And the jungler be like:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ItKByZt_rxM/UZicg6V5vvI/AAAAAAAAL5I/quqzKtgHmxM/s1600/chosen-one.gif

RandomoniumApr 25, 201611 votes

Especially when you give all the kills to the ADC and he proceeds to piss it all away and blame the loss on you.

Stars ShaperApr 25, 20162 votes

I've always been a kind of supportive player so that I try to set kills for others even when playing mid.

Last games I wanted to play Taric and OH MY GOD the frustration of hoping others won't mess up so that you can do something useful.

Magnum MackApr 25, 20167 votes

I feel like Taric is the force multiplier who can work around anyone though. I don't try and make plays, I let the dunce's just walk into hell themselves.

Taric "Oh, you want to rush in dick out and balls first, that's cool. Here, take a stun and a shield with you and I'll heal you afterwards you delightful fool."

"AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN" "DOUBLE KILL"

Amumu "GG ADC"

Vayne "I'm gonna carry all you trash."

Sniper 0Apr 25, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Magnum Mack,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=fJs5kGOZ,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-25T18:41:09.028+0000)

I feel like Taric is the force multiplier who can work around anyone though. I don't try and make plays, I let the dunce's just walk into hell themselves.

"Oh, you want to rush in dick out and balls first, that's cool. Here, take a stun and a shield with you and I'll heal you afterwards you delightful fool."

"AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN" "DOUBLE KILL"

"GG ADC"

"I'm gonna carry all you trash."

https://youtu.be/j13oJajXx0M?t=50s

SkelenthApr 25, 201611 votes

Today I played toplane Nasus, and gave my Adc a kill mid, when I had Q up.

We lost that game

Magnum MackApr 25, 20166 votes

Never be nice. Take what you can, give nothing back.

Old Man TeetoApr 25, 20169 votes

You're lying.

Top lane Nasus doesn't go mid silly, that's why it's top lane Nasus.

SkelenthApr 25, 20168 votes

I don't play Nasus often. I failed the doge gods

Jungle Lux GodApr 25, 20169 votes

Of course you lost that game.

You left top lane as Nasus. How dare you leave the top lane to do something other than farming stacks.

ShahamutApr 25, 20162 votes

My win rate on Nasus is below 50% I think. There is something I have noticed about Nasus though:

When I play against an enemy Nasus, his jungler is in top lane constantly making sure he can farm, and if hes crafty or I forget to ward, getting kills.

Whenever I play Nasus, I spend the entire lane phase under my tower because they pick a strong counter and my jungler never shows his face. The guy is within pissing distance of my tower and my jungler doesn't gank. But the enemy jungle will show the minute I get the lane up to the river.

GibberwattApr 25, 20163 votes

I feel you. I hate it when I'm top, and the jungler doesn't gank at all because it's "just top" and "top doesn't matter"

Supreme Senpai69Apr 26, 20161 votes

For Nasus players they generally get upset if they get a gank. They say "I don't care about kills, just let me stack, you ruined my freeze." That's what I've generally noticed when I play jungler. When a Nasus is under his tower I just assume he wants to be there to get stacks.

Meep ManApr 25, 201631 votes

https://45.media.tumblr.com/2c0d39d98498998b9214b3157597c68f/tumblr_nubxnzT98i1tswyjoo1_500.gif

Stars ShaperApr 25, 201617 votes

Damn this is a better script than the actual movie xD

bro0rtegaApr 26, 20162 votes

This is one of the few things that's made me laugh out loud by myself.

BlasphemousApr 26, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Stars Shaper,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=fJs5kGOZ,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-04-25T16:45:09.987+0000)

And the jungler be like:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ItKByZt_rxM/UZicg6V5vvI/AAAAAAAAL5I/quqzKtgHmxM/s1600/chosen-one.gif

ty :D

Magnum MackApr 25, 201610 votes

LOL and then we get flamed for not helping them

LauchmelderApr 25, 201614 votes

The moment you wish you would actually play support Kalista.

Grindy408Apr 25, 20162 votes

This is what Tahm Kench is for, I like your thinking though!

Magnum MackApr 25, 20161 votes

I've done this before and they still flamed me for not chasing and called me a "classic troll tahm" and refused to take my ult journey's with me to gank mid. :(

TroyTheUnconquerApr 25, 201610 votes

I hate stupid adcs :(

Twitch Omg malphite no peel, troll support your standing there in ONE SPOT, while a lux is throwing bindings and E's at you, im level 3, i can't do much till level 6 Twitch f'ing troll support, /all everyone report malphite troll support i hit six, we ult adc and support together because jungle pinged coming, yeah he was almost to us and then he went to steal enemies blue so we both die and our tower gets taken Twitch fing troll support GG K, ill go help yasuo only reason i picked malphite support Yasuo ... (1-8-2) ults 5 people with yasuo standing beside me Yasuo Tries to E-Q them and basic attack them instead of ulting An Ally has been slain Aced Yasuo omg troll support GG, this malphite so bad Twitch IKR GG k ill just farm, whatever Rumble hey mal, its obviously yasuo sucks, just stick with me alright i guess An enemy has been slain ACED Holy crap we can win, good ult combination rumble No towers were taken that ace Yasuo Twitch : OMG troll malphite just farms lanes instead of pushing after a great team fight well, there goes my 100% win rate on Malphite over 20 games :( thanks for trying tho rumble

ShinjusukeApr 25, 20162 votes

First rule of League of Legends:

"Everyone, no matter how fucking TRASH they are, is secretly a challenger-tier player and thus the ONLY things that can be played in any ELO are the things they saw while watching some pro's twitch stream".