You are playing secret santa, and must get a gift for your favorite champion. What do you get them?
Example:
A portrait of Katarina, with a switch that quickly flips it to a portrait of the King should he ever have guests over.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/528b235c5f40683c4461c5de7614525c/tumblr_my30tnYvcB1rkkvqeo1_400.gif
Ralanr61 votes
A cookbook that focuses on baking recipes.
Uhh...A stress ball.
A check.
The kamasutra (I was drawing a blank!)
A cigar.
Laughing Fish108 votes
Rito be like: http://i.imgur.com/zO8dEiW.gif?Noredirect
RiotRiot Whist60 votes
$100 Amazon gift card.
$5 Amazon gift card.
Stellafreyja48 votes
Fertilizer ;)
Watamote46 votes
Kilograms of multi vitamin bird seed
Better Nerf Irelia T-shirt
A shubbanuffa and his favourite shagdovala
A friend
A fan, so he can face the wind whenever he wants
RaptorKarr44 votes
A new Runeblade and a five year blade warranty plan.
A J4 pillow.
Laughing Fish60 votesRaptorKarr10 votes[slayer-jinx-wink]
DrCyanide43 votesLaughing Fish66 votesunfortunately that map is no longer valid though. So in other words:
You belong in a museum!
Shifune40 votesBuy 
a pack of batteries so she can have more power.
Lord Boltrix31 votes
A picture of Pool Party Sona
A new Guitar
Malicious Metal11 votesWell, a picture of his Iron Maiden would be pretty lame.
Plot twist.
She IS his Snowdown present!
Galaxy King30 votes
Bird food.
Bird food.
Bird food.
Bird food.
Bird food.
My apologies for forgetting the last two fine ladies~
#TeamBirdIsTheWord
VulcanIsHere26 votes
Conditioner. A lot of it.
Sulghunter25 votes
Sejuani's underwear.
A lead on C
A rework
Leona
Hoverboard
Diana
J4 body pillow.
Ashe's underwear
Blind date(With Akali)
A Microphone
J4 body pillow.
Stilts
Flashlight
Tampon
Blind date(With Shen)
Tell him about imaginary friends.
macromite20 votes
a flash dark. like aflash light but DARKNESSSSSSSS
Tankkmain19 votes
Oil
Rock Scratcher
Shell Polish
Axe Sharpener
Ultimate Guide to Feeling the Worst Pain
HayRoss19 votes
skins
yogozin17 votes
Give them a huge-ever-regenerating twinkie-hotdog and they'll get to eat all they want.
Would get a USB named the Z-drive that fit snugly into a compartment in his Z-drive containing "Teen boy things".
Would get a world peace van.
would get a new Etwahl.
Would get a costume that makes him look like Talion from SOM.
Spizzle900014 votes"Teen boy things".
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BakedLotion17 votes
NazZomLord15 votes
A windup ballerina figurine playing slow dancing music. <3
Laughing Fish22 votesSo a mirror?
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So a mirror?
http://www.antiquesnavigator.com/ebay/images/2012/110988938358.jpg
AbsorbedHorizon15 votesEyes... 
Laughing Fish34 votes I don't see what you mean.
kile14741 votesHE DIDN'T RESPOND WITH A GIF! BURN THE FALSE PROPHET!
Spizzle900029 votesWhy would he respond with a gif if he can't see it?
A Liberal15 votes A Capital One Miles card for all those magical journeys
A 6 pack of canned tuna
A dry cleaning bag for tibbers
A copy of "Eat, Love, Pray"
EmittingXs14 votes
a subscription to Snow Queen monthly and a $25 gift card to starbucks.
A Happy Yuumi14 votes
Lots of moustache wax. And a drink with Gragas.
A ball of yarn. A large one, with Teemo's face on it.
Lots of very strong cologne.
A cardboard cutout of himself. LEAGUE OF DRAAAAVEN
Fowus12 votes an Xbox with a copy of an Assassin's Creed game
frigginmurlocs11 votesWhy give garen a portrait when you can give the gift that matters most... JUSTICE
Laughing Fish34 votesI tried, but I couldn't find anything more just than Garen himself http://i.giflike.com/ph5FKPA.gif
zackypooh11 votes <("<) a hug
<("<) a hug
a fire extinguisher
LegendOfKhaos11 votes Proof that Riven killed his master
Saphixia11 votes
soraka...
Spizzle900011 votes A pint. . . of blood.
A lamp so his shadow can have a shadow so his shadow can master the ancient shadow arts while Zed's the master of the shadow arts.
A lock because he HASAKI. Or maybe a pint. . . of alcohol. Seriously. He can make several comments about alcohol but GRAVES CAN'T HAVE HIS -gets shot before he can type 'cigar'-
A telescope, astronomy books, and some pre-paid visits to a psychiatrist so she can scream, "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!"
Regu1us 911 votes A tiny kitten, with super magnets infused into its skin so it repels objects if they put too much force into the skin (no smashing,) so he can find some joy in life, besides inflicting death.
A flowerbed and some dirt, so he can grow flowers and trees.
A night light, with the Solari emblem carved into the front.
A box of tissues and a book about how to sustain a conversation and friendship.
Some armor polish and shampoo (for super grizzly hair.)
Aziriously11 votes SHURIMA
the whole thing.
How Do You Meta10 votes
gets https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xta1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12139680_997406673655183_1719685691_n.jpg since I love the Snow Day Malzahar Skin
AChanceOfReign9 votes
Probably a whetstone that is magical to sharpen his blade.
A massive slab of salmon, cooked.
And maybe a large lantern.
Erdamon9 votes
I'm split between shitty anime goggles, a pair of platform shoes or a calendar full of Tristana's pictures (don't ask me where I found that, I still can't believe they sell it somewhere) and I've got only 7.24$. Decisions, decisions...
Shahamut9 votes
ANOTHER rework...
Twiggles9 votesFrom top to bot lane...
My heart.
I'd sharpen his knives for him... Hopefully not with my own spine...
An upgrade for his robot hand to make it less of a hassle.
Gangplank's head on an orange platter.
Something something something banana joke.
Deez Nuts
