You are playing secret santa, and must get a gift for your favorite champion. What do you get them?
Example:
A portrait of Katarina, with a switch that quickly flips it to a portrait of the King should he ever have guests over.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/528b235c5f40683c4461c5de7614525c/tumblr_my30tnYvcB1rkkvqeo1_400.gif
A cookbook that focuses on baking recipes.
Uhh...A stress ball.
A check.
The kamasutra (I was drawing a blank!)
A cigar.
$100 Amazon gift card.
$5 Amazon gift card.
Fertilizer ;)
Kilograms of multi vitamin bird seed
Better Nerf Irelia T-shirt
A shubbanuffa and his favourite shagdovala
A friend
A fan, so he can face the wind whenever he wants
A new Runeblade and a five year blade warranty plan.
A J4 pillow.
Buy 
a pack of batteries so she can have more power.
A picture of Pool Party Sona
A new Guitar
Bird food.
Bird food.
Bird food.
Bird food.
Bird food.
My apologies for forgetting the last two fine ladies~
#TeamBirdIsTheWord
Conditioner. A lot of it.
Sejuani's underwear.
A lead on C
A rework
Leona
Hoverboard
Diana
J4 body pillow.
Ashe's underwear
Blind date(With Akali)
A Microphone
J4 body pillow.
Stilts
Flashlight
Tampon
Blind date(With Shen)
Tell him about imaginary friends.
a flash dark. like aflash light but DARKNESSSSSSSS
skins
Oil
Rock Scratcher
Shell Polish
Axe Sharpener
Ultimate Guide to Feeling the Worst Pain
Give them a huge-ever-regenerating twinkie-hotdog and they'll get to eat all they want.
Would get a USB named the Z-drive that fit snugly into a compartment in his Z-drive containing "Teen boy things".
Would get a world peace van.
would get a new Etwahl.
Would get a costume that makes him look like Talion from SOM.
Eyes... 
A windup ballerina figurine playing slow dancing music. <3
A Capital One Miles card for all those magical journeys
A 6 pack of canned tuna
A dry cleaning bag for tibbers
A copy of "Eat, Love, Pray"
Lots of moustache wax. And a drink with Gragas.
A ball of yarn. A large one, with Teemo's face on it.
Lots of very strong cologne.
A cardboard cutout of himself. LEAGUE OF DRAAAAVEN
a subscription to Snow Queen monthly and a $25 gift card to starbucks.
an Xbox with a copy of an Assassin's Creed game
soraka...
Why give garen a portrait when you can give the gift that matters most... JUSTICE
<("<) a hug
<("<) a hug
a fire extinguisher
A pint. . . of blood.
A lamp so his shadow can have a shadow so his shadow can master the ancient shadow arts while Zed's the master of the shadow arts.
A lock because he HASAKI. Or maybe a pint. . . of alcohol. Seriously. He can make several comments about alcohol but GRAVES CAN'T HAVE HIS -gets shot before he can type 'cigar'-
A telescope, astronomy books, and some pre-paid visits to a psychiatrist so she can scream, "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!"
A tiny kitten, with super magnets infused into its skin so it repels objects if they put too much force into the skin (no smashing,) so he can find some joy in life, besides inflicting death.
A flowerbed and some dirt, so he can grow flowers and trees.
A night light, with the Solari emblem carved into the front.
A box of tissues and a book about how to sustain a conversation and friendship.
Some armor polish and shampoo (for super grizzly hair.)
SHURIMA
the whole thing.
Proof that Riven killed his master
gets https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xta1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12139680_997406673655183_1719685691_n.jpg since I love the Snow Day Malzahar Skin
I'm split between shitty anime goggles, a pair of platform shoes or a calendar full of Tristana's pictures (don't ask me where I found that, I still can't believe they sell it somewhere) and I've got only 7.24$. Decisions, decisions...
ANOTHER rework...
Probably a whetstone that is magical to sharpen his blade.
A massive slab of salmon, cooked.
And maybe a large lantern.
From top to bot lane...
My heart.
I'd sharpen his knives for him... Hopefully not with my own spine...
An upgrade for his robot hand to make it less of a hassle.
Gangplank's head on an orange platter.
Something something something banana joke.
Deez Nuts
