Simple fix in v 7.11 that will balance the game for good.

Jerry Temporary·5/17/2017, 6:10:14 PM·42 votes·2,009 views

I prepose a simple buff to all champions in the game (except karma) that is so potent it WILL put the game into perfect balance, end world hunger, recover all stolen accounts, report all inters, remove karma, end toxicity, promote racial equality, nerf Irelia, bring sight to Lee, cure the spirit isles, save my mmr, double rito's income, cure cancer, perform cold fusion, save the whales, rework Urgot, resurrect Lincon, preserve Rick and Morty forever, end que waiting times, prevent autofill, fill Kim Jong Un's heart with compassion, release Half Life 3, bring back Iwata (real talk: rest in peace), end champion specific hate, and put NA on par with Korea.

Add a Slurpee ward skin on 7.11.

22 Comments

Glory ln Death5/17/2017, 7:41:54 PM17 votes

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resurrect Lincon

Wait, Big Lincoln died?!? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Also, are we sure we want him back?

Starcraft243ver5/17/2017, 6:26:56 PM13 votes

Actually nerfing wards by 3 ad should be enough to achieve this.

Sp33d Zer05/18/2017, 12:32:57 AM8 votes

I actually REALLY want a slurpee now. Fuck you! [slayer-jinx-unamused]

EvilUnicornLord5/17/2017, 6:12:17 PM7 votes

Can I get an "Amen" in here?

HeimerLmao5/18/2017, 5:03:34 AM2 votes

remove karma

cure cancer

Isn't it the same?

Michael7025/17/2017, 6:17:08 PM1 votes

upvoted. good idea, sir

The Ender Cobra5/17/2017, 9:55:29 PM1 votes

Ummm

What's wrong with Karma?