Then you TP on bot lane and cut her head off before heading back top to fight an honorable battle.
Then you remember you're Darius and Riot gave you a heal for some ungodly reason:
https://45.media.tumblr.com/cfd3fb525ad8b45afe023966c490ebfb/tumblr_nncwnpWoV61tifi3io1_500.gif
But their
ults and negates the heal entirely.
And that's one of the reasons Soraka is despised.
Praise the stars