Roast your Summoner's Name!

meh, mine speaks for itself

• "Blue Moon Wolf? But you don't even Main ."
• "Blue Moon Wolf? But you don't even own ."
• "Blue Moon Wolf? But you don't even play ."
• "Blue Moon Wolf? But your too poor to have a BMW."

Glory ln Death?

Glory LN Death?!?!?

I didn't come to the Boards to do some weird math crap! Get your "natural log" out of here and just play the game! What the heck even is the natural log of death? Does that even make sense?!?!?

A Superb Villain?

More like A Stupid Villain.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2014/01/dr-evil-crying1.gif

Here's a picture of Gascoigne getting roasted, literally http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/939/711/d51.jpg

sounds like something a 12 your old kid playing modern warfare 2 on a play-station would call themselves.

(that's because it is)

I don't need to roast my name, I live in constant fear that one day one of my fellow Wardens will actually read my name and change it to "Holding Rocks" or something.

Tidal Tyrant?

What kind of edgelord actually calls himself Tidal Tyrant? I don't think anyone ever understood that's supposed to be a GP reference unless I explained it to them. That's kinda intended but let's ignore that

Timethief? Yeah you steal everyones time with how bad you play

welp

But ur bronze

My name is so edgy, I cut myself with it.

"It has five letters in it, therefore it lacks beauty and perfection."

And I call myself I Jhin main.

Amxen.... It's just 'amen' with an X in the middle. What kind of a name is that? How religious are you? It doesn't help that that name only exists because you're trash and it's the name of your OC.

For the record I don't think anyone knows why my username is what it is. They just always assume it's a religious reference.

big lincoln

more like big stinkin

I misspelled both "oh" and "heck"

Ah, those of us having flawless cool hyperspace-quality unbeatable envy-worthy names cannot join the game.

TyrekGoldenspear sounds like the name of a cringy RPer who has a godlike OC that can do no wrong, and named himself after his OC so that he can feel good about himself.

I have never boiled oil

Weeb Trash Supreme?

More like Dweeb Trash Extreme!

https://media.giphy.com/media/vSR0fhtT5A9by/giphy.gif

Piece of shit lilypichu fanboy lmao

Zero? Just your skill level

"Aren't you dead?"

http://i.imgur.com/Kd5aXtA.gif

Edit: Either too old, dark, early, or obscure for anyone to notice.

Mordepool. Is that what you call Tony Stark Bleeding out?

somestones?

maybe if you made it box of rocks people would understand how dumb you are.

-Reads my name-

I don't think anything needs to be said, since it's obvious.

Thisjunglerfeeds!?! More like Filthy mid laner main that ints without blue (I main jungle)

Heretic Lunari?

Peh! Heretic Lunatic

"Toa of Death? What? are you some angsty, emo ass 12 year old that's trying to be edgy? Go to bed kid, you have school tomorrow."

Ask me how many times people asked me if I really speaked french because of how bad my username is worded. Ask me how many times people thought I sucked because my username is french (I do suck )

James Borne.

Really? Really? That's not even your real fucking name. It couldn't be more generic if you put x's instead of spaces.

I was going to make a joke about songs and penises, but I realized that it would end up dropping flat.

StealthVortex88?

More like, Stealth-BORE-tex88

Loser Yasuo Permabanned Yasuo Poop XI Yasuo

DaFluffyPotato... More like someone who actually is a potato. ^^ Hardstuck bronze... Send help...

What sort of cringy 12 year old would use the gamer tag "partypanda." It isn't even clever, or funny. No one cares about pandas anyway.

Azure Dancer when I cant even dance nor am I blue (still looking for a champ\skin to fit my name)

idk what to do with mine