116 Comments

Trap or a Trick6/25/2017, 3:48:18 PM26 votes

meh, mine speaks for itself

Blue Moon Wolf6/25/2017, 10:21:45 PM17 votes
  • "Blue Moon Wolf? But you don't even Main Warwick."
  • "Blue Moon Wolf? But you don't even own Diana."
  • "Blue Moon Wolf? But you don't even play Ryze."
  • "Blue Moon Wolf? But your too poor to have a BMW."
Glory ln Death6/25/2017, 3:42:17 PM13 votes

Glory ln Death?

Glory LN Death?!?!?

I didn't come to the Boards to do some weird math crap! Get your "natural log" out of here and just play the game! What the heck even is the natural log of death? Does that even make sense?!?!?

A Superb Villain6/25/2017, 7:09:28 PM11 votes

A Superb Villain?

More like A Stupid Villain.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2014/01/dr-evil-crying1.gif

Pater Gascoigne6/25/2017, 4:44:31 PM10 votes

Here's a picture of Gascoigne getting roasted, literally http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/939/711/d51.jpg

Cyber HeroXL6/25/2017, 6:18:09 PM7 votes

sounds like something a 12 your old kid playing modern warfare 2 on a play-station would call themselves.

(that's because it is)

Fondling Gems6/26/2017, 3:00:30 AM7 votes

I don't need to roast my name, I live in constant fear that one day one of my fellow Wardens will actually read my name and change it to "Holding Rocks" or something.

Sahn Uzal6/25/2017, 3:36:06 PM6 votes

Tidal Tyrant?

What kind of edgelord actually calls himself Tidal Tyrant? I don't think anyone ever understood that's supposed to be a GP reference unless I explained it to them. That's kinda intended but let's ignore that

Timethief496/25/2017, 4:49:53 PM6 votes

Timethief? Yeah you steal everyones time with how bad you play

Nami Want Salami6/25/2017, 10:04:17 PM6 votes

welp

PureSilvrr6/26/2017, 3:02:24 AM6 votes

But ur bronze

RainXBlade6/26/2017, 5:01:05 AM6 votes

My name is so edgy, I cut myself with it.

Big Lincoln6/25/2017, 4:50:58 PM5 votes

big lincoln

more like big stinkin

o hec6/26/2017, 5:38:52 AM5 votes

I misspelled both "oh" and "heck"

4 Step Cadence6/25/2017, 3:46:54 PM5 votes

Jhin "It has five letters in it, therefore it lacks beauty and perfection."

And I call myself I Jhin main.

Amxen.... It's just 'amen' with an X in the middle. What kind of a name is that? How religious are you? It doesn't help that that name only exists because you're trash and it's the name of your OC.

For the record I don't think anyone knows why my username is what it is. They just always assume it's a religious reference.

Velzard of Koz6/25/2017, 5:16:49 PM4 votes

Ah, those of us having flawless cool hyperspace-quality unbeatable envy-worthy names cannot join the game.

BoilTheOil6/26/2017, 2:55:59 AM4 votes

I have never boiled oil

StarGuardianWeeb6/26/2017, 4:35:48 AM4 votes

Weeb Trash Supreme?

More like Dweeb Trash Extreme!

https://media.giphy.com/media/vSR0fhtT5A9by/giphy.gif

TyrekGoldenspear6/25/2017, 6:23:43 PM4 votes

TyrekGoldenspear sounds like the name of a cringy RPer who has a godlike OC that can do no wrong, and named himself after his OC so that he can feel good about himself.

zero3566/26/2017, 8:20:52 AM3 votes

Zero? Just your skill level

lilycu6/25/2017, 7:33:17 PM3 votes

Piece of shit lilypichu fanboy lmao

DaFluffyPotato6/27/2017, 4:57:57 AM2 votes

DaFluffyPotato... More like someone who actually is a potato. ^^ Hardstuck bronze... Send help...

rework trundle6/26/2017, 6:38:16 AM2 votes

Ask me how many times people asked me if I really speaked french because of how bad my username is worded. Ask me how many times people thought I sucked because my username is french (I do suck item 3070)

Catastrophic6/26/2017, 7:50:24 AM2 votes

James Borne.

Really? Really? That's not even your real fucking name. It couldn't be more generic if you put x's instead of spaces.

Milodic Mellodi6/26/2017, 8:37:16 AM2 votes

I was going to make a joke about songs and penises, but I realized that it would end up dropping flat.

SomeStars6/25/2017, 6:06:43 PM2 votes

somestones?

maybe if you made it box of rocks people would understand how dumb you are.

Mordepool6/25/2017, 4:19:50 PM2 votes

Mordepool. Is that what you call Tony Stark Bleeding out?

Darth West6/25/2017, 8:35:23 PM2 votes

-Reads my name-

I don't think anything needs to be said, since it's obvious.

I Stealth I6/26/2017, 10:12:57 AM2 votes

StealthVortex88?

More like, Stealth-BORE-tex88

Rand0mH3r0X6/25/2017, 4:08:39 PM2 votes

"Aren't you dead?"

http://i.imgur.com/Kd5aXtA.gif

Edit: Either too old, dark, early, or obscure for anyone to notice.

Corvo Attano6/26/2017, 12:55:11 AM2 votes

Thisjunglerfeeds!?! More like Filthy mid laner main that ints without blue (I main jungle)

Heretic Lunari6/26/2017, 1:13:08 AM2 votes

Heretic Lunari?

Peh! Heretic Lunatic

WacingTheFind6/26/2017, 12:14:03 PM2 votes

Loser Yasuo Permabanned Yasuo Poop XI Yasuo

Toa of Death6/26/2017, 3:30:53 AM2 votes

"Toa of Death? What? are you some angsty, emo ass 12 year old that's trying to be edgy? Go to bed kid, you have school tomorrow."

UnboundHades6/26/2017, 5:36:35 AM1 votes

idk what to do with mine

TheSequelsRBad6/25/2017, 5:37:49 PM1 votes

What sort of cringy 12 year old would use the gamer tag "partypanda." It isn't even clever, or funny. No one cares about pandas anyway.

Azure Dancer6/25/2017, 6:56:52 PM1 votes

Azure Dancer when I cant even dance nor am I blue (still looking for a champ\skin to fit my name)