There has been a lot on the news lately about political candidates. They all have their own little slogan to sum up their campaign goals. So this got me thinking: What if LoL champions where running? What would their slogan be? what would they promise? Post your ideas below!
Example:
Candidate: 
Slogan: There is no future without Shurima!
Promises to move the national capital to Nevada, and will rename the nation to "Shurima"
Kha'zix would win because he would talk about change and change is good.
"Join the Glorious Evolution!"
Campaign Promises:
Slogan: BWAAAAAAAH!
Promises to take the nation on a magical journey.
"Truly Fabulous!"
Campaign Promises: -Invest in the gem market -Make us all Fabulous
"ok"
Campaign promises: -Meh -alright -yeah
He'd work well with the current congress
"DRAAAAAAAVEN"
Campaign Promises: -Pictures of Draven in every home -Executions #1 spectator sport -Mandatory Draven worship 5 times a day -Everyone Admire Draven
http://i61.tinypic.com/2csc8px.gif Eat oranges and "Be K"
The quality of the image may be painful, but the power of the message is stronk.
Vote for me, or I will eat you. -Campaign slogan
I legit think Karma would be a really good candidate.
-Kind -Even if there are only two paths to a decision she will always find another way -Powerful -Responsible -Less likely to become corrupt -Will fight for the ideals of the country
"We have learned as much as we have suffered." - Karma
Karma for President 2k16
Slogan: Death is not the end of duty.
Campaign Promises:
https://40.media.tumblr.com/638776cc4a943c7949ff9c15ca017536/tumblr_mqmev57oUP1sruwpxo1_500.jpg
Slogan: Noxus will rise.
Build the Dunk Train™ and one special person will give a tour tothe White House in that blessed train.
: "noises"
Campaign Promises:
noises
inspirational noises
seductive noises
noises of freedom
noises
inspirational noises
screech of war against communism
inspirational noises
promising noises
noises of promise
ambitious noises
inspirational noises
This also doubles as Rek'Sai's Campaign Speech.
A political monkey we can depend on
Campaign promises:
-Decoys for all
-a nimbus cloud transport system
-leave the statue of liberty half buried in the beach like so:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412547827484_wps_30_The_iconic_Lady_Liberty_i.jpg
Hammer Diplomacy
Candidate:
Slogan: GNAR GADA!
Promises: -No Bedtimes -Free money to anyone that plays with him -Baths will be illegal -His language will be the only accepted language in America -At least, this is what we think he was trying to say...
He won the election in October.
We won't be able to leave the nation. Various ways to torture everyone. We are doomed.
"...."
Promises to make music the nation's favorite pasttime!
"I was made for this... literally."
"Imagine if I had a real slogan" "wait the economy is in trouble? Let me at em'"
"all drugs are now legal"
"I will unite the nation by separating it into those who are ninjas and those who are lame."
"But wouldn't that actually divide us?"
"Sad pants? Shoulda been a ninja."
Increases government benefits to farmers.
Slogan: I am your worst nightmare...communists.
Promises to make the country the strong and will challenge other candidates to 1v1 or 1vs all lmao.
Slogan: Nakutak Vivishu SHAGUVADA!
Campaign Promises:
Transformation Extreme mobility Infinite supply of boomerangs
Canidate:
Slogan: DRAAAAAAAVEN
Promises to get everyone some DRAAAAAAAVEN
Candidate: 
Slogan: They will fear the calories!
will turn into cougar and make free salad
pounce on grapes to smash them
spear and kill people and stuff
"Shur- uh, um, America.. Yes. Shurimerica will rise."
"Tyranny (and 
) shall fall for I shall truly give you freedom"
