There has been a lot on the news lately about political candidates. They all have their own little slogan to sum up their campaign goals. So this got me thinking: What if LoL champions where running? What would their slogan be? what would they promise? Post your ideas below!
Example:
Candidate: 
Slogan: There is no future without Shurima!
Promises to move the national capital to Nevada, and will rename the nation to "Shurima"
d Thwag b19 votesKha'zix would win because he would talk about change and change is good.
AlatreonHunter1 votesI was about to say Kha, and I saw this. Perfect.
Trylobyte18 votes
"Join the Glorious Evolution!"
Campaign Promises:
Blue Moon Wolf3 votesfor some reason I see him being the candidate for the communist party .__.
Vistha Kai3 votesThen you learn he doesn't force his Revolution onto people.
Gentleman Gems4 votesYep, he destroys those who won't and gives lasers to who ever does
Vistha Kai1 votesIf that was even half true. But it's not. You are thinking about a different villain.
4th Chiming Lamb1 votes
- Finally kill that pesky John Connor.
I can see Viktor fighting the Terminators, actually. If all the humans are dead, what humans can he Gloriously Evolve?
50000000000000001 votesMachines can still be improved.
Bemapon15 votes
Slogan: BWAAAAAAAH!
Promises to take the nation on a magical journey.
Eri Ayase14 votes
"Truly Fabulous!"
Campaign Promises: -Invest in the gem market -Make us all Fabulous
Blue Moon Wolf7 votesI don't want to be fabulous, I want to be outrageous :(
50000000000000001 votesThanks Taric
DorkunedAuras13 votes
"ok"
Campaign promises: -Meh -alright -yeah
He'd work well with the current congress
"DRAAAAAAAVEN"
Campaign Promises: -Pictures of Draven in every home -Executions #1 spectator sport -Mandatory Draven worship 5 times a day -Everyone Admire Draven
NinjaToad9911 votes
Vote for me, or I will eat you. -Campaign slogan
Laughing Fish10 votesI like it. Simple and to the point. We need a politician that says what means and means what he says.
Rew7118 votes
(clears throat) I will destroy you all. (Walks off podium.)
ModAcademy Kayn3 votesHow did he get on the podium?
50000000000000001 votesWas that a short joke?
wonu1 votest-t-tyrant?
BattleBalladeer11 voteshttp://i61.tinypic.com/2csc8px.gif Eat oranges and "Be K"
The quality of the image may be painful, but the power of the message is stronk.
AlatreonHunter1 votesSo much yes!
OverpoweredSoap9 votes
I legit think Karma would be a really good candidate.
-Kind -Even if there are only two paths to a decision she will always find another way -Powerful -Responsible -Less likely to become corrupt -Will fight for the ideals of the country
"We have learned as much as we have suffered." - Karma
Karma for President 2k16
Ironclad Dragon8 votes
Slogan: Death is not the end of duty.
Campaign Promises:
Delioth1 votesWins; "Winning is like breathing."
Sees terrorism; "IS THIS WHAT PASSES FOR WAR!?!?!?!"
Dunkrius2g8 voteshttps://40.media.tumblr.com/638776cc4a943c7949ff9c15ca017536/tumblr_mqmev57oUP1sruwpxo1_500.jpg
Slogan: Noxus will rise.
Build the Dunk Train™ and one special person will give a tour tothe White House in that blessed train.
Laughing Fish5 votesSay what you want, but he would fix the problems in congress once and for all.
4th Chiming Lamb7 votes
: "noises"
Campaign Promises:
noises
inspirational noises
seductive noises
noises of freedom
noises
inspirational noises
screech of war against communism
inspirational noises
promising noises
noises of promise
ambitious noises
inspirational noises
This also doubles as Rek'Sai's Campaign Speech.
Artaccusations1 votesI adore this.
Blue Moon Wolf6 votes
A political monkey we can depend on
Campaign promises:
-Decoys for all
-a nimbus cloud transport system
-leave the statue of liberty half buried in the beach like so:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/05/1412547827484_wps_30_The_iconic_Lady_Liberty_i.jpg
Fatfry5 votes
Hammer Diplomacy
50000000000000003 votesDiplomatic immunity
SeductiveGrandpa5 votesCandidate:
Slogan: GNAR GADA!
Promises: -No Bedtimes -Free money to anyone that plays with him -Baths will be illegal -His language will be the only accepted language in America -At least, this is what we think he was trying to say...
ChaoticPinecone5 votes
He won the election in October.
Tyren4 votes
We won't be able to leave the nation. Various ways to torture everyone. We are doomed.
Pycnonemosaurus3 votes
"...."
Promises to make music the nation's favorite pasttime!
CptErikku3 votes
"I was made for this... literally."
Strazty2 votes
Slogan: Nakutak Vivishu SHAGUVADA!
Campaign Promises:
Transformation Extreme mobility Infinite supply of boomerangs
KING ATTILA2 votes
Slogan: I am your worst nightmare...communists.
Promises to make the country the strong and will challenge other candidates to 1v1 or 1vs all lmao.
ChainedUp2 votes
"Imagine if I had a real slogan" "wait the economy is in trouble? Let me at em'"
insaiyanbacca2 votes
"all drugs are now legal"
Kal Vas Flam2 votes
"I will unite the nation by separating it into those who are ninjas and those who are lame."
"But wouldn't that actually divide us?"
"Sad pants? Shoulda been a ninja."
Only Play Darius2 votes
Increases government benefits to farmers.
HighH12 votesCanidate:
Slogan: DRAAAAAAAVEN
Promises to get everyone some DRAAAAAAAVEN
wonu2 votesCandidate: 
Slogan: They will fear the calories!
will turn into cougar and make free salad
pounce on grapes to smash them
spear and kill people and stuff
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesnews reporter: if elected, will it be mating season year round? inquiring minds want to know!
wonu1 votessoon-to-be president: yes! scientists show mating increases happiness and less depression
ClockHead1 votes
"Shur- uh, um, America.. Yes. Shurimerica will rise."
Kinjishi1 votes
You will vote for me. The order is given.
Bottom Laner1 votes
"Tyranny (and 
) shall fall for I shall truly give you freedom"
