When the ADC hasn't last-hit even a single siege minion and it's already 10 mins in.
Time to go

When your baby of an adc won't let you get a god damn targons proc on a cannon minion.
https://i.giphy.com/FvcQgJnnjvo8o.gif
two can play at that game
Oh god flashbacks to seasons 1-3 when having more than 0 cs on a support obviously meant you were trash who cost your team the game.
9x report ty ty 7 7
I know this is a joke, but I was getting genuinely mad at the support last game because I was pretty cs starved and he was just taking minions while I was RIGHT THERE! Like cmon man, everyone is taking cs that I need and then pinging me for being useless like it's my fault.
As a support main this hits wayyy to close to home.
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(and 3rd ADC bottom)
: I don't like this
me: I explain the virtues of 
: okay (proceeds to play with it along with me)
(at the 10 minute mark, we have 6/0 as our score and we gave 4 of them to
with 2 for me)
: you're not playing the game right! (proceeds to be the jungler and gets creamed)
we lose
XD
If my ADC isn't doing well, I immediately assume he is a degenerate and start taking cs and kills while roaming with the jungler.
legit janna build
no potions
or
than the other

Spam E off CD and cast Q twice with some delay to stack tier. Also use W on minions if you know you're safe. Buy sightstone earlier if you need wards and eye of the oasis as well. Hold onto yellow trinket for awhile too.