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Ralanr12 votes

"In addition, I don't care."

Catastrop11 votes

Clearly he's lying though, real Diamond Smurfs main Riven.

Brimaz The King8 votes

But I'm a bronze smurf.

Ariel the Cruel5 votes

I'm unranked. No, I'm not a smurf. I'm legitimately unranked. No, I can't tell you my other user name. This is my ONLY account. No, I wasn't punished.

Oh for the love of. . . NOT EVERYBODY PLAYS RANKED!

Gamemaster Anth2 votes

Here here. I don't play ranked either.

Mainly because I just want to play the game, not deal with those who cry like little baby men whenever they lose a game and their oh so precious rank goes down.

Laughing Fish5 votes
Ariel the Cruel1 votes

I think I thought I thunk.

Dukues7 votes

A couple weeks ago I asked this graves on my team what your main is since his acct was like 4-2 in ranked with 2 normal wins. his response "this account bound for diamond" then goes 16-1 with 275 cs in 24 min.

My thought: "Yes.... yes you are".

A diamond smurf will not admit to smurfing unless asked.

TallyZrg5 votes

No reason to put on an act for other people when you are already confident in yourself that you are good.

Same thought process applies to people in real life. Example someone who "thinks" they are strong will try to pick a fight with everyone, and gloat to prove it, people who know they are strong keep it to themselves unless they are defending themselves or someone else.

There are other examples of that too, but that is the most common one that people can resonate with.

Bookiegeek7 votes

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.”

― Bruce Lee

Magnum Mack2 votes

Sucks.

s LessThanThree1 votes

As an actual Diamond smurf it kinda irks me how people react to me smurfing.

Like if I happen to lose lane once every several games gg not a real smurf report pls lmao

CarameI Frappe1 votes

Ranked Lobby

Fiddlesticks" Don't worry, i'm a Platinum Smurf. Support Fiddles works trust me."

Tristana ".. Okay."


Fiddlesticks 3 / 19 / 7 "Report Trist, she can't ADC for crap."

Tristana 5 / 5 / 0 "You mother fu-"

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Tristana "Aaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

doombotMECHA1 votes

where's that image of watchdogs with the the "doubt" option? because that is so me.

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