I'm gonna back and get some wards.
Ok.
An ally has been slain 
FKING PIECE OF SHIT USELESS SPPORT DIDN'T TELL ME THAT U BACKED
Dude it's in the chat-
STFU NOOB GIT GUD
/all: REPRT TAHM FOR FKING NOT HLPING TEAM
xxxvaynemasterprogg420xxx (Vayne) has disconnected.
Fuck my life.
#SupportProblems
What
says: Totally right. You aren't important at all. You know what's important? You wanna know what?!
Chimes!
Get me some chimes, monkey!
What Adc hears: Bwoooop.
This is my life whenever I split push...
"Alright guys... just clear wave under tower while I go and create some map pressure."
Enemy Double-kill!
has been slain
: What?! How did that happen? I swear there is normally something standing next to me that keeps me from dying, where did it go? >_>
: That would be me... I went to shop... I told you 5 seconds ago...
: HOLY CRAP, a talking ward dispenser?! what will they think of next :O
...
"got
, got
, i got this bro"
an ally has been slain!
Literally every time I am
and go collect chimes. Like you can't play safe for 2 seconds?
The support's like:
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/The-Lord-of-the-Rings-GIF-6.gif
I have learned that I have to:
A) Warn them that I B B) Let jg know he has to babysit Bot C) Babysit them with Yellow and Red pings
It is a pretty successful strategy, and has improved my map awareness massively, as well as my lane win rate. Also it made me realize that I almost always have to babysit my ADC. It changes the texture of the game for me. Funny, I used to think the ADC was just going to do their thing and all I had to do was try to keep the enemy at bay...silly me. I am a glorified Bot nanny.
It is glorious when I get an ADC that knows wtf to do. Glorious.
: Okay Soraka. Please heal me when we fight.
: Will do Kog, remember you're squishy.
Kills
with 4 spinning axes with heals.
: The $#%* Soraka, why didn't you heal me!!! REPORT SORAKA!
: >.> Really?
But..but....
LOOK AT ALL THAT FARM
And finish off the day with some sick Fish memes. :3
Your house is a scary place, Laughing Fish Sama
Ain't that the damned truth. Every single time...
where is this fragment from??? i do not remember such a scene in LOTR