I made a Kled version of the Navy Seal copypasta...

What the frizit did you just fraznacki say about me, you little flea-bucket? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class as Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ionia, and I have over 300 confirmed item slots. I am trained in CHAAAAAAARGE!!! warfare and I’m the top Skaarl rider in the entire Noxian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frizit out without precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Runeterra, mark my der-fluppin' words. You think you can get away with saying that $%!# to me over the Boards? Think again, rabbler-flertner. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of sneaky-sneaks across Noxus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fraznacki dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lizard, Skaarl. Not only am I extensively trained in axe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Noxus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little snarflazar. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wangtanglepool tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will $%!# fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dacknofrazit dead, kiddo.