When you are just happily planting a mushroom garden, but some jerks keep stepping on them.

Teemo is just planting his garden, when all of a sudden nine jerks start walking all over his fields. He was able to convince four to stop, but the other five just keep on a stompin'. Teemo and the four band together and take down the other five. Current League of Legends lore.

What's even more irritating is when you're trying to cover those frequently stepped upon places when that ONE minion decides to get pissed at you. So he comes over, and you try to get him away from the mushroom, but he gets too close to the hit box and detonates the shroom. It's in that moment that there's always an enemy with some kind of speed boost ability ( R for example) with just enough health to get away. If that stupid minion hadn't screwed up your shroom...

Thanks for the health shrines Teemo.

It's it weird that I read that in Teemo's voice instead of Darth Vader's?

glares at scuttle

At first you're like http://media.giphy.com/media/FmsOcKwVAFwUo/giphy.gif But then you're like http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdz8rwQbuT1r4bu6n.gif

If someone steps in my mushroom garden, they are dying faster than you can say "My name is satan"

"Those jerks"

I'm not the kind of Teemo player to plant a mushroom garden.

I'm the kind that throws caltrops in tall grass.

This reminds me to do full ap lich bane teem again.