Rito y u do dis to me

Zibbs··15 votes·1,762 views
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Oh. Hey Rito. Me and you go way back man. We have been good friends since swain came out. Ah yes that is when I started playing League of Legends. Back in season 1. When Twitch and Vladamir were the kings of League Of Legends. When bloodthirster had a completely different effect. I remember telling all my friends about it Rito. I even remember sticking up for you Rito. The haters would say horrible things like "Hey man y u play Leage Of Legends? Dota better, League for noobs." And I would reply, hey man! Don't talk about Rito that way, Rito is cool." We have been friends for a long time, I even forgive you for not giving me that razer blade Rito. I've been running on 7fps a game Rito. It has been like this since Season 2 Rito. Anyways, to my main point Rito. I won 3rd place in a tournament as you know. I won 1600 RP Rito. I only owned 29 RP previously Rito. So i had a total of 1629 RP Rito. I said to myself you know what Rito, I need a Vi skin. So I decided to buy Debonair Vi for 750 RP Rito. Which was an awesome buy. But most importantly I was excited to buy Swain with RP rito. I then looked at my RP total Rito. Swain is 880 RP Rito. I have 879 RP Rito. So thats it Rito, I am on strike from this point on. I will not be your friend unless you give me 1 RP Rito. I hope we can be friends again Rito. Farewell.

15 Comments

Embertine6 votes

Wow. . .just wow.

I've never seen someone try to be so humble, yet so insulting, for a single RP. Why now just spend five bucks and have some extra for later? Or just use IP to buy swain?

Ariaflux2 votes

I'm 99% sure he's just trying to be funny. I giggled.

Blue Moon Wolf5 votes

I think that 1 free RP is reserved for if you get married or you join the military or something,

AidanVsg4 votes

I used to write customer support regarding such situations when I was missing a few RP's. They usually replied with "Sure we can help you but you have to draw us a picture :3" (just a random picture drawn in paint would have sufficed). However, it was about 2-3 years ago, thus, I can't be sure they would still do this now. :D

Sirsir4 votes

Draw them a bad picture of Swain and you will get it.

dandyangel3 votes

I'd say riot is working against you , there holding a grudge..... Just kidding draw them a picture of swain and there hearts will be so full of love they will give you not just 1 but 2 rp

MarhsallLee672 votes

Why would you waste almost 900 rp on something you can buy with ip?

IcyPepper2 votes

Some people don't have enough time to grind for everything. Took me forever to complete basic rune pages, for example.

MarhsallLee672 votes

Rune pages, I can definitely understand- I pretty much never buy runes or rune pages unless there's a sale.

But currently, Swain costs 4800 IP, and the OP has at least 3361. Spending money on a champion when you're that close just seems like a bit of a waste to me.

Killer of Poros2 votes

Rito give this man not 1 rp but 2 rp to demonstrate you love for your customer base.

Snarflaz2 votes

THATS WHY I HATE THE NUMBER 9.

You decide to buy something for 100 dollars. You go to your wallet total of 99 dollars. You have to go back for that 1 dollar.

You want to buy Kha Zix sorry you have 6299 IP.

You want to buy a skin sorry you have 879 RP and the skin cost 880.

You Need 1000 petitions for a rally, sorry you have 999.

Cucksome1 votes

This is why retards should be in cages

p.s. Pinksilencer is my irl friend I can prove it so step off

Vauren1 votes

You're doing it wrong. You need to draw them a picture of what you are trying to obtain.

Laughing Fish1 votes

This post was truly outrageous. Truly truly truly......... outrageous.

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