Rito y u do dis to me

Zibbs·2/21/2015, 4:04:16 AM·15 votes·1,762 views
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Oh. Hey Rito. Me and you go way back man. We have been good friends since swain came out. Ah yes that is when I started playing League of Legends. Back in season 1. When Twitch and Vladamir were the kings of League Of Legends. When bloodthirster had a completely different effect. I remember telling all my friends about it Rito. I even remember sticking up for you Rito. The haters would say horrible things like "Hey man y u play Leage Of Legends? Dota better, League for noobs." And I would reply, hey man! Don't talk about Rito that way, Rito is cool." We have been friends for a long time, I even forgive you for not giving me that razer blade Rito. I've been running on 7fps a game Rito. It has been like this since Season 2 Rito. Anyways, to my main point Rito. I won 3rd place in a tournament as you know. I won 1600 RP Rito. I only owned 29 RP previously Rito. So i had a total of 1629 RP Rito. I said to myself you know what Rito, I need a Vi skin. So I decided to buy Debonair Vi for 750 RP Rito. Which was an awesome buy. But most importantly I was excited to buy Swain with RP rito. I then looked at my RP total Rito. Swain is 880 RP Rito. I have 879 RP Rito. So thats it Rito, I am on strike from this point on. I will not be your friend unless you give me 1 RP Rito. I hope we can be friends again Rito. Farewell.

15 Comments

Embertine2/21/2015, 5:46:57 AM6 votes

Wow. . .just wow.

I've never seen someone try to be so humble, yet so insulting, for a single RP. Why now just spend five bucks and have some extra for later? Or just use IP to buy swain?

Blue Moon Wolf2/21/2015, 4:40:59 AM5 votes

I think that 1 free RP is reserved for if you get married or you join the military or something,

AidanVsg2/21/2015, 8:32:34 AM4 votes

I used to write customer support regarding such situations when I was missing a few RP's. They usually replied with "Sure we can help you but you have to draw us a picture :3" (just a random picture drawn in paint would have sufficed). However, it was about 2-3 years ago, thus, I can't be sure they would still do this now. :D

Sirsir2/21/2015, 10:29:25 PM4 votes

Draw them a bad picture of Swain and you will get it.

dandyangel2/24/2015, 1:35:54 AM3 votes

I'd say riot is working against you , there holding a grudge..... Just kidding draw them a picture of swain and there hearts will be so full of love they will give you not just 1 but 2 rp

Snarflaz2/24/2015, 11:01:41 PM2 votes

THATS WHY I HATE THE NUMBER 9.

You decide to buy something for 100 dollars. You go to your wallet total of 99 dollars. You have to go back for that 1 dollar.

You want to buy Kha Zix sorry you have 6299 IP.

You want to buy a skin sorry you have 879 RP and the skin cost 880.

You Need 1000 petitions for a rally, sorry you have 999.

MarhsallLee672/22/2015, 12:15:25 AM2 votes

Why would you waste almost 900 rp on something you can buy with ip?

Killer of Poros2/24/2015, 7:27:42 AM2 votes

Rito give this man not 1 rp but 2 rp to demonstrate you love for your customer base.

Cucksome2/22/2015, 10:17:46 AM1 votes

This is why retards should be in cages

p.s. Pinksilencer is my irl friend I can prove it so step off

Vauren2/25/2015, 3:50:04 PM1 votes

You're doing it wrong. You need to draw them a picture of what you are trying to obtain.

Laughing Fish2/25/2015, 3:52:29 PM1 votes

This post was truly outrageous. Truly truly truly......... outrageous.