Puns? :D

ThisNameIsTooLon·11/7/2014, 9:23:29 AM·6 votes·2,239 views

Write the best LoL puns that you can come up with :D

33 Comments

Dreddeth11/7/2014, 9:42:08 PM7 votes

You're a Thresh face, but I can Garentee there have been Zileans before you.

Annieone can make a pun, but the truly great are few and far between. Threads such as these Ryze only in Vayne, arresting attention for but a moment before being utterly fUrgotten, their still-Twitching corpses buried 'neath the Rumbleing swell, or perhaps reduced to Ashe by flamers.

Such MissFortune is to be expected of these Nocturneal musings, for as if they were some great Jinx or curse, nobody dares to LeeSin.

More often than not, the witnesses are Draven into early Graves by the ordeal, their sanity Riven from them, their minds reduced to Singed and Gnarled husks in the wake of such inanity.

They pray to the entire Pantheon that the chain will be Sivired, that they will be freed by the Viktor from their TwistedFate.

I won't be doing items or spells, because that would be silly.

Mahnigguh11/7/2014, 4:17:51 PM3 votes

originality is definitely not on the Ryze

Mahnigguh11/7/2014, 12:09:43 PM3 votes

Ahri really starting a pun thread, geez :/

Demolisher Nunu11/8/2014, 6:05:36 PM2 votes

I Azirously Garentee that you cannot make Zileans of these puns.

Annie one have any Thresh puns? It seems to appear that League players are on the Ryze. It's pretty Gnarly.

I fUrgot a lot of my puns. I think i used to have exZacly 30.

Vauren11/11/2014, 3:35:08 PM2 votes

Thresh You think you're safe because I missed my hook?? I'm a flayed not >:)

Spooky Spooker11/18/2014, 10:15:54 PM1 votes

The supRyze of seeing this thread Singed my eyebrows off and gave me rAshe on my left leg. When the cops find out you will be digging your own Graves . (Logic)

FarRockBF11/18/2014, 10:34:43 PM1 votes

Azir -iously have no idea why I am posting in this thread. It's full of people reusing old puns they saw a billion times.

E.g. Garen -tee, Sup-Ryze , Urgot -a be kidding me, etc.

Z For Zingus12/19/2014, 2:53:57 AM1 votes

Does anyone know Yoricks favorite champ? I have no idea but I think he really digs Graves.

League of Legends has Aatroxic community.

Honestly though? Another form on puns? We need Brand new games!!!

The Absent Coder12/21/2014, 12:09:11 AM1 votes

The legendary Popstar skin is a reference to who? Ahri anna Grande! I have a 50-in-1 SEGA Genesis fromJax Pacific

AnOtterFailure6/26/2015, 1:54:50 AM1 votes

These puns are gonna Chronobreak my heart. I can sense the Ekko of greatness in them but with the Zilean 's of puns I've already heard I fear I do not have the Courage to face them as the Unbreakable shield I once was. I hope I have not Jinx ed myself by commenting on this. I truly hope all of this was not in Vayne , good luck to you all <3

DavidTheBest12/21/2015, 2:11:19 AM1 votes

Hotline Fling Singed , Navy item 3086 , my KogMaw your Ashe , 7 Dead LeeSin , It hurt when IP.

to be honest, the struggle Ezreal.

Bauble1/6/2016, 12:10:06 AM1 votes

The Thresh hold of puns are getting bigger and bigger

TheDoctor671/7/2016, 4:45:21 AM1 votes

What do you call a sona and Lucian

A solucian

Míni7/14/2017, 5:55:23 PM1 votes

Bump

MeesterMoo11/8/2014, 6:26:17 AM1 votes

The hype wEzreal

7ha7guy77711/8/2014, 6:29:28 AM1 votes

i can Azir you that i am terrible at making puns

Maximum Zilean11/12/2014, 9:07:37 PM1 votes

This thread again? Can't anyone let it die and rot in itsGraves ?

LackOfZach11/14/2014, 7:07:08 PM1 votes

All these people Vi ing for attenShen. But some of these are summoner 3ing, like a item 3101ay racing against a turtle and watching it summoner 4 by the turtle in a summoner 6ly manner. Karma gets us all, but a few pun masters can summoner 11 it and master the Ryzeing art of puns. It Jax a few of us up, but that Varus for many a Thresh pun master. But my exZact point is sharper than an eagle's Talon. You succeed, or Yoricksistance will Rammus all down a rough, Rumblely hill to failure. I haven't fUrgot it, you won't like it.

I Garentee it...