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Your favorite champion will grant you three wishes.

Laughing Fish··8 votes·1,418 views

Your favorite champion will grant you three wishes. They will do anything within their power if you request it. What three things do you ask them to do?

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toe thief7 votes

Ahri Ass. Titties. AssnTitties.

revliledpembroke6 votes

"Hey there are lots of terrorists I want dead. Can you help with that?"

Karthus "It may be possible."

biomaster3 votes

Shaco Take off the mask Tell me origin story Settle down and have a family with Jinx

Laughing Fish7 votes

Take off the mask

I think that may be his face... If he takes it off it might be horrifying, like when Joker took his face off.

http://i.imgur.com/baqdSGD.gif

biomaster1 votes

true, if it was his face I'd settle for him saying that it was his face rather then persisting he rips his face off.

NinjaToad991 votes

That is terrifying.

Laughing Fish1 votes

That it is my good man.

XeroKimo3 votes

Draven Draven DDDRRRRRAAAAAAVEEEEENNNNNN DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN

Garen DEMACIA! DEMACIA! DEMACIA!

Chaotic Reks1 votes

Azir SHURIMA SHURIMA SHURIMA

Laughing Fish4 votes

DrMundo Mundo! Mundo! Mundo!

Chespin20131 votes

Sion NOXUS NOXUUUUUUS NOXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

Laughing Fish1 votes

Draven Draven! Draven! Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven!

insaiyanbacca3 votes

Skarner SKAR SKAR SKARNER

Leti the Yeti3 votes

Rammus ok

AuraMax2 votes

Zilean: Keep your ult on me forever

Hecarim: Be my new ride to school/work

Soraka: Borrow staff, use auto attack on people because nobody expects the banana.

Nidalee SO NYAAA2 votes

Nidalee

  1. I want a cat form

  2. Make everyone walk in a straight line

3.Be my house cat

Vistha Kai2 votes

Syndra

  1. Floating hugs
  2. Floating house
  3. Untapped power ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Embertine2 votes

Shyvana

  1. To open up to me and be my friend.
  2. To teach me how to fight so that I may become strong.
  3. To allow me to be by her side forever.
Chaotic Reks1 votes

Shen

  1. Ninja
  2. DFG to comeback
  3. CertainlyT champs gone
Sharette1 votes

Ahri Ahri, I want love, but when that stops working I want killer orbs. I also wanna be able to get away with the murders of 2 peoplesummoner 6 summoner 4 . Please and thanks :)

Sirsir1 votes

Viktor His Q His ult His battlecast army

Wheatloaf1 votes

Velkoz...

I've got a lot of options, but they all end with a pile of ash.

Mecha MaIphite1 votes

Gragas, I command you to bestow grand fortunes upon me. Gragas hav sum booz m8

Svddenly1 votes

Udyr

  1. Give me an ass-whoopin' stance
  2. Eat Kalista alive
  3. Do #2 billions more times
Trylobyte1 votes

Kayle...

  1. Don't be so hard on yourself.
  2. Try to reconcile with Morgana.
  3. Create Heaven on Earth.

I suspect she'll consider #3 the easy one.

CannonLordFreed1 votes

Varus Wish 1: Love me! Wish 2: I'd get reported... Wish 3: I'd definitely get reported...

Atlasrevenant1 votes

1 would be for Azir the wish would be to find more of Skarner 's kind! 2 Would be for Udyr to teach me how to become one with the animal spirits as he has 3 Would Be for Zilean to take me to the past so i can make more wishes :Pitem 3460

Laughing Fish1 votes

Zilean I knew you would do that.

Bârd1 votes

Bard unmask yourself translate your speech give riot some backstory so they can write a lore for you more sufficient than "We don't know anything"

Krinu1 votes

Soraka

...I suffer from a pretty bad chronic illness in real life, so...

...I think I'd be okay with just one wish...

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