Your favorite champion will grant you three wishes.
Your favorite champion will grant you three wishes. They will do anything within their power if you request it. What three things do you ask them to do?
Your favorite champion will grant you three wishes. They will do anything within their power if you request it. What three things do you ask them to do?
Ass.
Titties.
AssnTitties.
"Hey there are lots of terrorists I want dead. Can you help with that?"
"It may be possible."
Draven
DDDRRRRRAAAAAAVEEEEENNNNNN
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN
DEMACIA!
DEMACIA!
DEMACIA!
Take off the mask
Tell me origin story
Settle down and have a family with 

: Keep your ult on me forever
: Be my new ride to school/work
: Borrow staff, use auto attack on people because nobody expects the banana.

I want a cat form
Make everyone walk in a straight line
3.Be my house cat

Wish 1: Love me!
Wish 2: I'd get reported...
Wish 3: I'd definitely get reported...
1 would be for
the wish would be to find more of
's kind!
2 Would be for
to teach me how to become one with the animal spirits as he has
3 Would Be for
to take me to the past so i can make more wishes :P
unmask yourself
translate your speech
give riot some backstory so they can write a lore for you more sufficient than "We don't know anything"

...I suffer from a pretty bad chronic illness in real life, so...
...I think I'd be okay with just one wish...

Ahri, I want love, but when that stops working I want killer orbs. I also wanna be able to get away with the murders of 2 people
.
Please and thanks :)
His Q
His ult
His battlecast army
...
I've got a lot of options, but they all end with a pile of ash.
Gragas, I command you to bestow grand fortunes upon me.
hav sum booz m8

...
I suspect she'll consider #3 the easy one.