blue essence and a little bit of why (and orange essecne)

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First of all, orange eseeecnceeeececee. I get this post said blue essence first but idc. I'm drowning in orange essence.

1. I dont get enough chest in order to get a skin i want
2. I dont spen it on anything cause there is nothing to spend it on
3. 80% of skins i get are for champs i dont own
4. i have 0 blue eseecneecefececef.

I want a pyke but im broke af. SOOOO can we make upgrading 6 and 7 tokens use orange essence? I barely have enough blue essence to upgrade and certainly no enough to upgrade and by champions. Why is blue essence so unabltainable?? wHY ArE hExTeCh ChEsT gOoD?? oh wait they arent... I feel like they are too impossible to get and open. ANd then when we finally do we get that one twitch skin that everyone hates.... @vandal twitch...

So Dr.Riot i beg you use that messy handwriting to write me a check for the blue essence you owe me and all the other poor people.

Reeeeeeeee Screeeeee Riot take my moNeeeeeeee

"bLuE eSsEnCe YoU oWe Me"