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(Bard was just released)
Friend: Yeah, the new champ sucks ass.
Me: Is that a challenge?
Ooooh 
Announced on Gamescom 2012: Saw her playstyle. Was happy it was a mage.
Then saw her in my game first time.
Heard the voice over: "More, I can be so much more!" with a moan. My heartbeat rose.
Incredible exponential rising power?
Extremly attractive, courvy woman with big brests, fantastic hips, exotic lips?
An epicly cool dress with a devilish crown?
Eager for power? Uncontrolable and stubborn mentallity?
Likes to dominate?
OH BABY, SYNDRA! BE MY GODDESS FOREVER! ___
Friends: Hey you should try jungling for once, see if you like it.
Me: Who do I play??
Friends: Eh just go with Warwick he's a good starter to learn how to jungle with and then you can move onto someone else, like Rengar or someone.
(30 Straight Warwick Games Later)
Friends: Right?
(100k Mastery)
Friends: Please...
Woof Woof
I came in here expecting a long convoluted story wanting to put an anti-joke in. Anti-joke was already taken by OP. I can't anti-joke the anti-joke because that would be a contradiction, like lying about a lie. Now I am full of existential angst as I question the purpose of me typing in this thread.
Friends: Looks like a troll support champ
Me (seeing the ult): I CAN DECIDE WHO LIVES AND DIES!
http://media.tenor.co/images/e4fd8a1d27226ed0dfaa8380b77340c8/raw
My main's condensed story:
Nope
Too Jungly now
Meh
Too slow
GAAAASSSP!... he's perfect O.O
(Full AP mid, tank is for pussies)
Hit one ult.
Enemy ADC sent to fifth dimension.
"This will do fine"
About a year ago, my brother was teaching me to play for the first time on the tutorial:
Brother: "Okay, so you can pick the big sword dude, blue guy, or archer lady"
Me: "Okay, sword dude"
I still main Garen to this day, because fuck change
Stories of my mains:
Free Week
"Ooh, never seen THIS champ before..."
Tries. Twisty Treeline. 3-man stuns.
"I love it."
Can't afford because pre-30 levels. Forgets to buy. Remembers about 5 months later.
Gets first-time placed in Silver 2 thanks to Sejuani. (Season 4.)
Sej will always hold a special place in my heart.
40 minutes into a game.
Pressed R.
Ever since that moment, I had a new mid main.
Me: "MIDNIGHT KARMA! TEACH ME HOW TO KARMA!"
MK: "k."
Me: "Nnnnneat!"
Primary ranked role is now support, Karma of course,
most often duoQ with mah buddy Jhin main.
Free Week
"Is there a limit to this thing?"
"Holy shitballs, I just solo'd dragon!"
"Huh? Why'd they stop moving?"
"What are turrets?"
Free week champ? Ok, how do you play this? Wow, that's a lot of damage. Damn, that's a lot of damage. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, THAT'S A TON OF DAMAGE!
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/46340065.jpg
As a support, I immediately fell in love with a playstyle capable of carrying a shit team. And her sultry voice.
My journey to my main:
"You can play as a dragon!? Ok, I'll give league a shot."
"I will never play ADC again..."
"Booooring."
"Meh."
"How do you time the shield right!?" (I was level 3, don't hate me)
"Cool!"
"YES, THIS IS THE ONE!"
Back in the year 2010...
"Wow, 
is really annoying, wonder what champion wrecks her..."
♪Hallelujah♫
Funny story behind me finding my love for Sarah Fortune
back when I was still in my beginnings, I was always annoyed to fight the MF bot because her E slowing me all the time, so I decided I would pick her up and see what her kit does. Thus I fell in love with her run and gun style and her laugh while she melts teams with her ult
I just loved her style of being able to be a jill of all trades, plus nobody ever expects my powerchord damage
Just such a great stress reliever for me. I love her ability to just make people's lives hell with my damage output, plus whenever someone flashes with my ult going for them i just shout "I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!"
Used to be a Cho'gath main because I like being super tanky and dealing moderate amounts of damage
Kench comes out and is super tanky while doing lots of dmg
Heavybreathing.mp3
Proceed to play Kench: "Oh this guy is op"
Kench starts getting benched: "K gotta go back to Cho"
Kench gets nerfed: "People stopped banning him?"
Plays nerfed Kench "Oh this not that good anymore, but I'll still play him support occasionally."
Start to play him more often and often: Ok, I'm officially maining him.
Kench gets mini reworked: "Ima bring him top!"
Proceeds to destroy top lane: "Oh this is pretty good."
**Make own build and learn the ways of top kench: **"This guy is op again."
Insta-main top lane.
and I've been maining Top kench ever since.
One day I was just like. "I should try Galio. I never see anyone playing him." And now Galio's my main.
(Back in 2011)
Me: Dammit, I live in the Middle East, my ping to NA is 300 sometimes! I can't last hit for crap at this rate!
(pre-rework)
: I love you, but I can't farm efficiently with you, or anyone else for that matter! What do I do!?
Wait, I can just farm with Poison Trail? This could work...
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/e/e1/4to6weekslater.jpg
Me: MWAHAHA!! CHASE ME!! COME ON, CHASE ME!!! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
was level 24
was on free week, decided why the hell not, went 31-1-10 and got my first pentakill
An ADC that specializes in killing other ADCs? Count me in.
Kinda scraping the surface but yah.
Season 4~
He looks cool. Maybe I should try him.
ONE MATCH LATER
17/10
I think I found my new mains.
Opened Augment Cache 1 week ago.
Got DJ Skin Shard.
Has 0 orange essence.
Has 0 IP.
Doesn't own Sona.
1 week Grind later.
just unlocked everything.
Watch out peeps, mastery 0 Sona Main incoming!
: (was obsessed with grim-reaper-y characthers)
HOLY F#@K HE'S GOT A SCYTHE (shhhh, I know what it is)
HOLY F#*K, I CAN'T USE IT
HOLY F$@K, I LANDED IT ON SOMEONE
HOLY F&$K, I PREDICTED HIM RIGHT
HOLY F#@K I CAN'T SHIELD MY ENTIRE TEAM
HOLY F#@K THAT TANK JUST BROKE MY ULT, IT'S USELESS NOW
HOLY F#@K IT IS NOT
HOLY F#@K GOT AN S+
HOLY F%*K I SHOULD STOP WITH THESE 200K
HOLY F$%K, BUFF TO MY SHIELD AGAIN (and it goes on)
was released.
Oh boy I already like support role maybe I should try him.
Several losses later...
Nope, don't like him.
Several months later...
Hey, let's try Bard again!
Won that game, played him more, got Mastery 6 going onto 7.
Good times.
but how are u going to find your main in dota 2 if you can't buy anyone?
i got fucking owned by brand support and looked up wht supports counter him on champion.gg and she was listed and then i played her and 1 shot the enemy adc and they got mad so i just continued
i started playing in season 6 so ^-^
A friend recommended me the game, so while I downloaded the launcher I looked at the champ roster. (I joined at Braum's release)
BIRD! I need it!
(I was a Skyrim addict at the time.) Hey dosnt he look like a Dwarven Centurion? Need it!
Another bird/Tactition! Cant beat that for me, Need it! But I'll get the other two first.
Played Aniv and Blitz. I learned I was a Horrid Anivia. Blitz was insanely easy though, so I mained him. Then came the time to buy a new champion. What's the only thing better then birds? Dragons. Bought her, I only played one match where I stupidly decided to use a refund on her. So..... what to get with my 4800 IP? I then remembered how bad I wanted Bought him, realized he's basically Easy-Mode Anivia. SO I mained him for a long time. When it was about tiem to become level 30, I got into two more champs. I tried Out again, and realized I could play her now, And that she was awesome.(Her voice is so soothing....) And since it was time to hit 30, I felt one champion a lane was a good idea. I had all the lanes covered but one, ADC. I hate/Hated ADCs. So I wanted someone who didn't FEEL like an ADC. And then I came by this cute little guy
Loved him. And he quickly joined my top 5 favorite champs.
Now time for Post-30. I decided I could go for a new tank.(This was shortly before the whole Cinderhulk thing.) And I came across And fell in love with her. She became my favorite Jungler. Then, I bought again, who I now realized how much fun she was. That, and I go her top lane.
So to end it all off......
My #1 highest mastery, and favorite champ.
My 2nd favorite champ, and the only one even close to the amount of Mastery Points Aniv has,
My 3rd favorite quickly became
4th is
5th, for a long time was in fact , But now that 
was reworked, I fell in love and he is quickly taking that spot.
And was quickly forgotten, I think he's like mastery 2 for me.
I mean.... I know it's more of the story of my Main(s) But still, It was nice writing out. For Old time's sake.
P.S. Yes. I played 
. I'm not that great at him. The only bird not in my collection. I'd go for But I hate her new ult.....(Not quite 'new' when it's been months now but still....
It was the "A Hero's Calling" comic for her rework.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TEbCgulOngk/Vl4bNZ7Q7NI/AAAAAAAAJNs/L_KMXBzoDOw/s1600/hero5.jpg
The raw emotion she portrays struck me.
When I was younger, I had this daft desire of being a 'hero". Someone who helps and saves others. I realized that when I stopped a friend from committing suicide. Before I thought to myself, "How could I possibly help. I don't know what to do. I'm useless." But, a voice spoke in the back of my head. Telling me I was the only one who could. So I yelled at her and begged her please because if nobody truly cared, I wouldn't be around yelling at her during that instance.
The expression on Poppy's face is reminescent of that moment. You don't believe you're capable of helping others, of being able to accomplish some far off feat, but you refuse to give up and do so anyways cause, if you don't, who would?
Gets camped by Shaco and feeds Picks Kat Gets camped by Shaco and lives Mains Kat
Hears about Kat rework removing ward jumps Questions life
*Disclaimer: I'm actually kinda excited for the Kat rework
I started playing Leauge because a group of my friends introduced me. They heard soooooo much shit from me because I thought I found really OP stuff lol.
First few games during Season 5:
Plays against "OMG he can keep taking my HP and live forver?!?! CAN I PLAY HIM NEXT GAME?"
Plays against 
" WHAT!? He has like 6k HP he can't die. Is he knocking me up?" Proceeds to then play Malphite, max Q, rush ROA, and be that annoying dude who spams the cheese wheel every game.
Plays as because friends say he is easy. "DUDE DID YOU SEE ME DUNK HIS ASS? I'm so good at this game."
Finds out about 
mains him for a while. "Bro this dude is like Garen 2.0 why would anyone play that piece of shit Garen when you can play this beautiful Noxian hunk?"
Looks in shop and finds 
thinks he has the coolest splash in game. Play him, love his kit, become a dick to every adc ever.
Finds out about 
. Thinks his kit is cool, starts watching Shaclone. Become huge dick to every laner ever.
Hits level 30 and then starts look for a main.
"I want something that has a dash and wont die."
See's friend of a friend playing 
love at first sight. Buys Irelia next game and plays her almost every game. Buys Lotus and Nightblade skin. Think I'm hot shit and start watching ICU. Climbs to Gold V. Ahhh life was great.
- Riot tells me that she has good attack power (7/10), defensive power (6/10), ability power (8/10), and is not too difficult to play (4/10)? I'm in!
Me: Is there a character that is a plant in this game? Friend: Yeah, this one. Me: It's not really what I expected... ... Matchmaking: Hey, I remember you! Are you the only Zyra player? Me: Eeh... Maybe I should try playing someone else...
The story of a monster being born:
Friends: "Yo, come play some league!"
Me: "Whatever, heard the game's toxic as hell, but i'll give it a try."
Me: "Who should I play? I like tanks"
Friends: "Play Thresh, he's really fun for a support."
Me: plays , gets to mastery level 4. still kinda bored with him
Friends: "How about top lane then? they have a ton of tanks."
Me: looks at 
. plays him for about 2-3 months to mastery level 5
Me: "He's pretty good... He's tons of fun... wish there was some more ways to control kite... maybe some range..."
Friends: "Pick up Gnar. he's ranged and annoying as hell"
Me: Picks up 
. Mastery level 6. 
Friends: "What kinda of monster have we created..."
Me: "YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF PERMA-SLOW!"
Praise be this little Yordle
Where did their ADC go?
First time I rolled 
it was an aram game and she was free. I'd been kinda neglecting picking her up, I was mostly a 
man at that point. I got 30 kills. 30/5/17 to be exact. It just felt right. I never looked back after that.
Looks like so much fun, I gotta play her.
Gets mid
Oh well, 
is free. Lets try her.
Gets lvl 4 before she goes off free week.
She looks cool.
Im bored with anivia supp. Oh, morg's free, lets try that. (gets S+ second time playing her)
It was about her and ezreal
don' t deny it
that meme is retroactive and can change the past