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There seems to be another war on the horizon.

macromite··6 votes·2,075 views

https://scottstrissel.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ships1.jpg The shipping wars have subsided, the true winners have been decided, and another war of meme lords is on the rise.

The combatants are Laughing Fish the conqueror of the M&G boards https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2015/01/OMD_Next-Pixar-Movie-7_Finding-Nemo.gif And The fallen King Odarth and his new Dark queen Airman Compsci http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/8/84/SotFS_ThroneWatcherDefender.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150502084520 This war of course is going to be fought over the M&G throne that the fish created.

Of course I'll be here as well, I have no quarrel with either really, So I'm staying neutral.

Edit: Oh yeah, I'll put anyone that comments a side down below here. Fish Support- Queen Support- Airman CompSci, Aqualious18, DarkenedAuras, Huck me farder, Glory in death, HadesThomas Crab Support?!- macromite, Mordehuehuehue- Malicious Metal, Draco!?!?!?- LuciferDraco. Probably everyone- Kitty darkstar, Face the Sun- 4maskwolf

I did say anyone that comments gets a side. even if I didn't even realize it was a side. you can be on your own side.

102 Comments

Malicious Metal4 votes

What is a King to an Emperor?

Ace Access 1 votes

a king has a kingdom, an emperor has an empire.... and a Pantheon and Morgana has cookies

Kitty Darkstar4 votes

I'll support whoever feeds me, and keeps a pillow for me next to the throne

Malicious Metal2 votes

Or you could just be like my kitten and actually claim all my thrones for herself >_>

Kitty Darkstar3 votes

Who said I would use the pillow?

Malicious Metal2 votes

Now that's how real cats would think!

macromite1 votes

Does this mean that you are going to attempt to control the M&G throne?

Aír1 votes

Pfft, you act like teemo, Hades, and most importantly shaco cant find a way to poison them when you aren't looking.

macromite2 votes

You act like I am on their side. I only fight as a crab, I will protect the M&G boards from tyranny, that is all.

Fish might've been a vain king, but he was a fair one.

Aír1 votes

:P

I plan to be a fair queen. I want to help those who join my army and want to improve as players. As I move my way up out of plat and to diamond, I will coach my solider's along the way. I will hold little contests to test their skills and competitions, whether it is small things such as in recruitment or in a game to see if they can beat me and my king. Sure there may be rules to be fair, but they will be guided by thy responses.

And all I ask in return is loyalty and respect. But once again, that is something to be earned, especially in my kingdom.

bows

macromite1 votes

After fishes betrayal I will not bow to another lord of memes. We can work out a truce at best. perhaps a relationship in similar fashion to that of rome and palmyra, those with me are considered your group, but we are still free to do as we wish.

Aír2 votes

I would simply ask for your defenses should I be "thrown under the bus" as some say. There is not much I can do to control thy anyway, I can simply make suggestion to help improve your gameplay. And also, it gives you the opportunity to join this society (roleplaying like) that will participate in a multitude of rp give aways and eventually...

... like legit no joke, absolutely serious....

... actually cookies that can be won through such contests.

I really just want to help those around me and garner their respect as a player and as a person.

And as a Queen, that is merely a title. I cannot be treated like one unless I truly deserve it.

macromite2 votes

An agreement is met.

Aír1 votes

So I can have your loyalty in this regard then?

Malicious Metal2 votes

Damn, you should run for president.

The Aqualious1 votes

What's your take on this anyway?

macromite2 votes

Loyalty, no, I serve the board and myself only.

Respect, Sure.

macromite2 votes

You are of the board.

Shyvauni1 votes

I saw mention of cookies! Count me in

The Aqualious1 votes

Okay... So I'm waiting for a response, but I've basically secured another member to our forces

Just might cost me some patience

The Aqualious1 votes

I can get you the highest grade of Fish, if you would like

In fact when Laughing Fish falls, you may have first dibs at trying him if you would like

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

I'll pass on the second offer, he doesn't taste that good

The Aqualious1 votes

We'll still get you high quality fish if you join us

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Can you fix my PC?

The Aqualious1 votes

Maybe, what's the problem

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Well, I think it's somethi- PC shuts down

The Aqualious1 votes

Laptop or Desktop

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Laptop

The Aqualious1 votes

Alright

1: It's overheating

Or Maybe

2: The battery is worn

Just leave it for a bit and try again

If that doesn't work than try just using it plugged in

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

  1. Yes.

  2. Yes.

I always keep it plugged in, the battery lasts for like a minute

The Aqualious1 votes

Do you use it on a table or somewhere soft (like a bed)

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Table

The Aqualious1 votes

Yeah... My knowledge be limited... But your computer is probably just slowly dying at this point

You'll want to get a new one soon

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

I'm afraid I can't afford a new one, I'm gonna keep using this one for as long as it lasts. So when it eventually dies, I'll probably vanish from the boards again.

macromite1 votes

Oh shit son I have that exact issue.

Get a small fan, like this. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fzelcF7Hn1w/hqdefault.jpg And then get something to have the bottom of the laptop elevated, like this. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yqjBrJJq--/18s3p5izrqhi6png.png and have the fan blow on the laptop, making sure that it hits the bottom of the laptop.

At Least that's how I got my Toaster to function well. should take about 10-20 dollars to get it all rigged up though, depending on fan and stand choice.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

It's gonna be a nightmare just finding these things.

macromite1 votes

It doesn't need to be specific, of course. any fan that you like should do the trick, and the thing on the bottom just needs to be able to let you have air going under it to cool it, hell you could probably work it with pretty much anything, like a cardboard box cut into a wedge with some holes poked through.

I am a thrifty crab, with a legally dead laptop.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

They don't really sell fans around here >.>

macromite2 votes

I know a few less efficient methods.

You could use ice packs, but the more you use it the less you can go without using it, and it will kill it eventually

If you have a spot where you can open windows on two sides of a room or hallway you can create a pseudo wind tunnel, but that one relies on luck and positioning.

You could also just get on and off the pc, giving it ample time to cool between uses, though that really doesn't do much to help.

The fan is the best way to do it though. at least with what I find, given that you can't just get/make a new pc.

VoidStaresBack1 votes

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

It does that by itself

Laughing Fish2 votes

You have a deal! http://rollercon.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cat-handshake.gif

Aír1 votes

I have cookies. And I am willing to train my army (like irl coach in game) and will attempt to garner the respect of my followers through being a role model to those around me.

If you are willing to pledge loyalty to me and away from the fish, I will accept you.

Oh, and I have cookies.

Glory ln Death1 votes

...Did you say cookies? https://media.giphy.com/media/EKUvB9uFnm2Xe/giphy.gif

The Aqualious1 votes

Yes, wish to join the Queen...

We could use the... Soon to be

Prince of Crazy on our side

Glory ln Death1 votes

Did someone say "crazy"? http://img15.deviantart.net/1167/i/2010/190/7/a/crazy_spongebob_by_mpn5379.jpg

Laughing Fish1 votes

Do not forget young one that I made you, and I can unmake you. http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20151110/rs_500x210-151210131251-500-darth-vader-dont-make-me-destroy-you.gif

Aír2 votes

Bring it on. I will be loved and revered by my people. It is only a matter of time.

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