When someone is making a valid argument that your main is OP, but you don't want Rito to hear

Laughing Fish·Oct 28, 2016·29 votes·2,155 views

http://i.imgur.com/5CVSj1Z.gif?Noredirect (Although I actually like Garen's winrate being lower. Nobody bans him anymore)

34 Comments

EvilUnicornLordOct 28, 20168 votes

You know what makes the winrate drop without harming their gameplay at all?

Star Guardian Skins

First nerfs, then abuse through misplay, poor Lulu...

6SfoolOct 28, 20163 votes

Don't know why, but star guardian skins are a sure sign that the player sucks at both that champ and league. JK i know exactly why.

EvilUnicornLordOct 28, 20161 votes

This is true most of the time with Lux, Lulu, Janna, Poppy, but not Jinx for some reason. Evidently, more Star Guardian fangirls should work up the guts to play more adc, they seem to be good at it.

Spice POWAHOct 28, 20161 votes

And then ADC Janna becomes meta...

5000000000000000Oct 28, 20161 votes

Jinx support because GorillA

WestwardZephyrOct 29, 20162 votes

She has 2 forms of cc, long range poke and global presence she's obviously hidden op guys /s

MaizieaOct 29, 20161 votes

I don't really care for the other star guardian skins, I like poppy but don't play her so didn't get it. But I love jinx, and I never liked her other skins so I insta bought the star guardian one since it's a pretty good skin tbh. I'd put my bet on that's why, people play the other champions for the skin but people buy the star guardian skin for jinx. (Also tends to happen more with more expensive skins, buying one for your main rather than just because you like the skin)

ALSO, AA canceling feels a lot smoother on star guardian. pay2win skin??? [slayer-jinx-catface]

EvilUnicornLordOct 29, 20161 votes

Well, I can honestly see the Star Guardian skins working on all the champions they're currently on except Poppy. She already has two "non-tough" skins so it wasn't a good idea to give her another that fails to complement the fact that she's a tank.

Also, personality-wise, she's a die-hard tomboy so the last thing you should see her doing is... Whatever the Star Guardians do.

Am I saying the Star Guardian skins sucked and should have never existed? No, in fact, if I played Janna or Jinx I'd probably get one of those skins (I already have enough Lulu skins and if I owned Lux, I'd probably get Spellthief because it's cheaper and still looks nice). But most of the people you see that are big fans of the Star Guardian skins play backline mage/supports or ADCs, not beefy frontliners ~~which is likely why Poppy's winrate dropped a whopping 5% on the release of the new Star Guardian skins, people who didn't know how to tank played Poppy.~~

A skin that I'd like to see on my main for her next one is Steel Legion Poppy, but I'd be happy with Dragonslayer Poppy or any other skin with heavy armor, especially if it's a legendary.

manbearswineOct 28, 20161 votes

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You know what makes the winrate drop without harming their gameplay at all?

Star Guardian Skins

First nerfs, then abuse through misplay, poor Lulu...

To be fair lulu wasn't that good to begin with and now with poke supports being so popular in competitive(lulu fares very poorly against them), I'm not sure this is about the skin.

EvilUnicornLordOct 28, 20161 votes

Like I said:

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poor Lulu...

Pakku Ito Oct 29, 20161 votes

Idk judging by a lot of other skin series it's the same. You can't stop people from throwing their money and sucking at the champ. People think I'm a horrible Lux or a horrible Sona cuz I own SG lux and DJ Sona, yet I still do better than those people who flame me o.o

cough

had a 0/11 J4 once who said all SG Lux players suck

cough

I still want that damn SG jinx >_<

IceKingChernobogOct 28, 20167 votes

But Twitch is a wea-

Keep thinking that kiddo.

Insanity SongOct 28, 20165 votes

I'm just here because Violet is cute

The 2nd HorsemanOct 29, 20161 votes

Aren't they supposed to make an Incredibles sequel?

Insanity SongOct 29, 20161 votes

Yup its on the way i heard

D3m37r1Oct 28, 20162 votes

Every Syndra or Rumble main right now.

Vistha KaiOct 28, 20161 votes

As a Syndra who, along with other Syndra mains frequenting this shithole, voiced their objection about MYMU changes the moment they were revealed and we werere completely, utterly ignored, I don't give a damn.

I said this will happen, sooner or later.

Riot. Riot never changes.

They ignored feedback about the very core of their changes in the past and they will continue doing so in the future.

Large MinivanOct 28, 20161 votes

cough dq cough

Vistha KaiOct 28, 20161 votes

You should see a doctor. Coughing like that could be dangerous around these parts.

WhiskerWowOct 29, 20162 votes

Annie Maybe a ranged undodgeable nuke isn't the most healthiest _ thing in the game but hey, assassins exist. ¯_(ツ)/¯

manbearswineOct 28, 20161 votes

There was a point in time when garen used to be banned?

Spice POWAHOct 28, 20162 votes

There's a reason Spin2Win exists.

manbearswineOct 28, 20162 votes

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There's a reason Spin2Win exists.

Wait, there is?

PrimaquariusOct 29, 20162 votes

#Critmacia

Tis a nice dayOct 28, 20161 votes

He did a long time ago when sunfire capes stacked, did non-scaling damage, and Garen had weaker scalings but amazing base damages. Ridiculously strong in lane and was tanky while dealing tons of aoe damage.

SailorSealOct 28, 20161 votes

Mwahaha! Complaints about Vel'koz are so far and few between that I should not worry about nerfs to his kit anytime soon. But this is an accurate depiction of what I think of the naysayers.

Wolfe KuPoOct 29, 20161 votes

I had a Viktor call Vel'Koz an easy champ when I completely dumstered him in lane once

Our team laughed at him

MagikarpIsBossOct 29, 20161 votes

I love it when people do that to me. But Vel'Koz honestly isnt very hard. He isnt easy like Annie, but he is not super complicated. I've only played him twice and I did amazing both of those times (back a few months ago when he was free). Maybe my enemy midlaner was complete garbage, I'm not really sure.

But I do hate when people try to defend their champions for being hard when they arent (unless it is like a Lee Sin or a Vayne type champion).

PrimaquariusOct 29, 20161 votes

I have one: keep him Le Fck out of my bot lane

Over InnsmouthOct 29, 20161 votes

Nobody bans him anymore

M'Fish. Nobody plays him anymore.

The 2nd HorsemanOct 29, 20161 votes

Do people still ban Garen? He's one of the three champions that can still be perma-kited by anyone with about to cc spells, or a item 3116

pandorahearts330Oct 29, 20161 votes

Good thing riot doesnt really touch Orianna

PrimaquariusOct 29, 20161 votes

Im praying every Season 7 patch that Sona Morgana Lulu remain untouched. Buffs are a temporary bonus, but I know they wont last long via complaints of "damage OP/heals OP" posts 3 hours afterward...