When you know your main is outdated, but you don't want them to get an update

Laughing Fish·Apr 21, 2015·78 votes·19,722 views

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182 Comments

RiotMaliceCityApr 21, 201543 votes

I think about poor Poppy and just want to lay down my weapons now.

Blue Moon WolfApr 21, 201511 votes

do... do you know something we don't know? .__.

ChaosThiefApr 21, 20155 votes

Nope; poppy is slated for a rework. Into a tank.

RIP Diplomatic Immunity, you will be missed.

MEMEME670Apr 21, 201519 votes

Nobody with any conscience will miss that skill.

It's basically the epitome of BS, point and click "I'm immune to everyone but the one person on your team with no CC", while she murders your most important team member.

Why does it have damage amplification? Who knows, but it helps her a lot in 1v1s.

ChaosThiefApr 21, 20152 votes

Partially why Riot deemed it too toxic to stay and are removing it. It's annoying to everyone who isn't poppy and her team, which means that it should not be there.

SolaxoApr 21, 201515 votes

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Partially why Riot deemed it too toxic to stay and are removing it. It's annoying to everyone who isn't poppy and her team, which means that it should not be there.

meanwhile Kalista's passive isn't toxic at all? :)

ChaosThiefApr 21, 20154 votes

I have not played against a Kalista.

... no seriously. I have not played against a kalista. I have heard what it does and it sounds like BS, but I really don't have first hand experience.

Mistress MadokaApr 21, 20156 votes

Honestly She's really easy to beat you just gotta play an ADC with a decent range and A lot of Slows.

Like Ashe.

toxicpanda36Apr 21, 20155 votes

You mean where she shoves a spear into her allies and gets first blood?

Chaotic ReksApr 21, 20156 votes

keep it, just make it that only she and the person she ulted can damage each other. No more diving the entire enemy team cause you ulted the support

The SoulforgedApr 22, 20153 votes

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I think about poor Poppy and just want to lay down my weapons now.

I understand as a Poppy main ;*(

A Superb VillainApr 21, 201528 votes

http://i.imgur.com/VyFBIkz.jpg

RivvyApr 21, 20157 votes

Careful, they might give Veigar's stun a de- oh. Sad times.

A Miss FortuneApr 21, 20157 votes

I main Miss Fortune and destroy games with her, I usually 9/10 times end up carrying and it's really nice for everyone to be stunned by how powerful she is. I like playing her largely because of her playstyle and personality but its also because she's so off meta.

I'm dreading the day people realize Miss Fortune has one of the best early and mid games out of every ADC and becomes popular. I mean really just her level 1 to 3 is unquestionable that she out damages every other ADC in the game.

SlushieDeeApr 21, 20151 votes

Except for Draven. He has the highest potential Level 1 damage in the game.

blueberrypancakeApr 21, 20153 votes

#BANNEDEVERGAMEOFALLSTAR'S2013

KonidiasApr 21, 20152 votes

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I main Miss Fortune and destroy games with her, I usually 9/10 times end up carrying and it's really nice for everyone to be stunned by how powerful she is. I like playing her largely because of her playstyle and personality but its also because she's so off meta.

I'm dreading the day people realize Miss Fortune has one of the best early and mid games out of every ADC and becomes popular. I mean really just her level 1 to 3 is unquestionable that she out damages every other ADC in the game.

What are you even talking about? Miss Fortune has no mobility. No reliable form of escape. Her ultimate is extremely limiting and she's forced to stand in place while it is used...

Oh wait... you're Silver 5. Welp, have fun with her then! :)

Mistress MadokaApr 21, 201518 votes

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What are you even talking about? Miss Fortune has no mobility. No reliable form of escape. Her ultimate is extremely limiting and she's forced to stand in place while it is used...

Oh wait... you're Silver 5. Welp, have fun with her then! :)

That seemed rather rude.

KonidiasApr 21, 20154 votes

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That seemed rather rude.

Yeah well the guy talks like we're all idiots and don't see how "great" Miss Fortune is... and then he's nearly Bronze level and talking about "destroying games" with her. If he was winning 9 out of 10 games like he said then he definitely wouldn't still be Silver 5. That's all I'm saying. He wants to make exaggerated claims then I'm going to call him out on it.

Maybe I'm just also in a bad mood.

Mistress MadokaApr 21, 20157 votes

Understandably. This game gets frustrating. I roccomend playing exclusively with friends. Makes the game a LOT less Stressful.

And While I should preface this with "Drink Responsibly", League of Lagers is a Great way to enjoy LoL with Friends and Booze.

JamnonApr 21, 20154 votes

If you were better, you would know that Platinum II players play her.

http://www.lolpro.com/guides/miss-fortune/102-miss-fortune-guide-duo-bot-crs-cop

KonidiasApr 21, 20152 votes

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If you were better, you would know that Platinum II players play her.

http://www.lolpro.com/guides/miss-fortune/102-miss-fortune-guide-duo-bot-crs-cop

:)

Cool, thanks for the link to a two year old guide.

Also a great example of a player you have there. Hasn't played a ranked game of Miss Fortune since season 3 where he won 2-10 games. :O You've sold me. Gonna go play MF right now!

JamnonApr 22, 20152 votes

That player has made it to Platinum II.

You haven't even made it to Platinum I.

That player has made a successful guide for .

You haven't any guides.

While the guide may be old, this player is more experienced than you will ever be.

LazyGlueApr 22, 20151 votes

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What are you even talking about? Miss Fortune has no mobility. No reliable form of escape. Her ultimate is extremely limiting and she's forced to stand in place while it is used...

Oh wait... you're Silver 5. Welp, have fun with her then! :)

Oh wait, ur gold 5, ur opinion means nothing

KonidiasApr 22, 20151 votes

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Oh wait, ur gold 5, ur opinion means nothing

Nice try, but doesn't change the fact that she barely gets played at higher elo.

LazyGlueApr 22, 20153 votes

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Nice try, but doesn't change the fact that she barely gets played at higher elo.

No need to insult someone because they have fun with a champion, if you think its wrong explain in normally, dont go saying "ur x, have fun with that"

GingivitsApr 21, 20155 votes

I don't have a main but this is how I feel about GP. Will be a sad day when my pirate's playstyle will be no more and now I always get an eerie feeling when I hear update because I think of my poor disease infested troll.

Chespin2013Apr 21, 20155 votes

leave them be riot just leave them be Chogath Malzahar

OblongOtterApr 22, 20155 votes

I was going to make the same comment, so I'll just give you a +1. Glad to find another fan of Cho and Malz.

Solidair3Apr 21, 20154 votes

TwistedFate rip ult and targeted stun

Only Play DariusApr 21, 20152 votes

He still has a targeted stun.....

Solidair3Apr 21, 20153 votes

I meant if he got his kit reworked. He'd probably lose it.

GorgiolioApr 21, 20153 votes

Nah, it's one of the only solid ways to land his Q and is seriously broadcasted. All you gotta do is back up normally. So I don't think he would ever lose it.

ShaftyMegeeApr 21, 20154 votes

Leave my gem master the way he is! He's perfect :) Taric

Laughing FishApr 21, 20154 votes

He is truly outrageous.

Only TurboIntApr 21, 20153 votes

UPDATES BITCH!!! :3

Laughing FishApr 21, 201564 votes

Careful, Rito might turn Cho'Gath's feast into a skill shot.

Romans VI XXIIIApr 21, 20153 votes

lightdragoon88Apr 21, 20152 votes

But the damage increases base on your stacks.

Laughing FishApr 21, 20152 votes

#CounterPlay

rebound2Apr 21, 20159 votes

It would add counterplay though.

IcyPepperApr 21, 20158 votes

You do realize that range is counterplay too...? If you don't want to get feasted, stay out of range when you're at a certain health. It has a range of 175, saying it has no counterplay is like saying Leona's Q has no counterplay.

rebound2Apr 21, 201520 votes

Never take anything on the Internet seriously, please.

IcyPepperApr 21, 20154 votes

Whoops, missed the kappa.

rebound2Apr 21, 20156 votes

Kappa = anything having to do with "counterplay" It became common sense in League of Legends after the Veigar nerfs.

Toa of DeathApr 21, 201512 votes

Cho'Gath's Feast now shoots out teeth that hook onto nearby enemy units and pull them into his mouth giving him multiple stacks in the process.

Chaotic ReksApr 21, 20159 votes

Patch 5.8

Everything is now a skillshot, even movement "We thought that players had too much reliability in moving around the map, so we made each champions' foot a skillshot. We think this will separate the great from the good." - Scarizard

AsphodelNextApr 22, 20157 votes

We have decided to remove abilities from the game, as there were not enough controls.
QWER are now devoted to your champion's arms and legs.
Hecarim uses TY for his back legs
Elise and Skarner use QWERASDF and are not allowed to use summoner spells.

Smol SquashApr 22, 20151 votes

Well Ori is kinda outdated. She is rarely used, except by me. I use her 7 out of 10 games. She's fun but incredibly weak early game. She honestly needs a buff. Her q and w are worthless until level 2. Then her e is fairly weak until 3. But you can't exactly focus on leveling that until you have 2 in q and w. What im saying is she's outdated because she is hard to play and weak unless used correctly. You can't just learn her over night.

Laughing FishApr 22, 20155 votes

That Baron steal from Unicorns of Love though might draw peoples attention to her.