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Top 5 League of Legends Waifus!

TheTarians··5 votes·5,606 views

Since we have already done a waifu post for who your guys' waifu is. And we have done a post regarding Anime waifus.... I thought it was only appropriate to now do a top 5 waifu list for the game we all play!

SO HERE IT IS! MY TOP 5 LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WAIFUS!

5 Now where to start this post? You need to start it with a good one, and in all of League there is only one person that meets those requirements.

Riven, The Exile http://img07.deviantart.net/459d/i/2015/246/4/6/fan_art_lol___arcade_riven_by_puddingzz-d987kw5.jpg

Yes, the Rustler of a million Jimmies is one of my Waifus. All in all, I love the way Riven was designed, this super mobile fighter that has a very high skill cap... also she has nice legs... You see Riven is one of those girls that if you were to get into trouble, you could bet she would be there to bust you out... speaking of busts... she has a nice one too.

4 Now number four seems like a very big contradiction to

Lamb, one half of The Kindred, The Eternal Hunter (Only way I could specify lamb and not wolf) https://65.media.tumblr.com/9e0036db1233b003b1a227779b403b70/tumblr_nvhhy9MSpk1txakomo1_500.jpg

Lamb, one of the two eternal hunters of The Kindred. Now I can already hear you all saying "BEASTIALITY! SIN! ERMAHGHERD!" Here me out. One, those thighs tho... two, the personality of Lamb seems like someone I would just love to talk to for hours upon hours, and not even care how long it has been since I talked to anyone else.

3 Number three has to be one of the most recent reworks... which kind of gives this away... ANYWAYS!

Poppy, The Keeper of The Hammer http://65.media.tumblr.com/9b1b589b7ba1873e770162a03a500bb8/tumblr_o1kt6sQMoV1ubtzcqo1_1280.jpg

Have to admit, once they took the cute hammer to Poppy's face in her rework. I almost immediately fell in love with her new looks... plus that floofy hair of hers. Poppy is a strong girl with ambition, and even though she messes up... and can't tell jokes to save her life... she still holds a place in my heart for a waifu.

2 Number two... is... wellllllllllll.....

Taliyah, The Stone Weaver http://na.leagueoflegends.com/sites/default/files/styles/scale_xlarge/public/upload/header_65.jpg?itok=oo71jij8

Now before all you yell out "PEDOPHILE!" let me tell you that I am the same age, if not maybe a little older than Taliyah is... so it's not pedophilia . Now onto the real reasons... Taliyah is a spunky girl that wants nothing more than to control her powers, and in all honesty, I'm probably as goofy as she is. And in all honesty, probably the biggest thing about her physical appearance, which some people on these boards know... is her freckles... I ABSOLUTELY ADORE FRECKLES!

1 Now who could this be? Who could be my number 1 League of Legends waifu? . . . . . . . . . .

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Tristana, The Yordle Gunner http://orig12.deviantart.net/b314/f/2015/020/2/5/tristana_by_luminaura-d8epv1p.png

Oh Tristana... she is and will forever be my number one waifu... where do I even begin? Well, let's start with the fact that she was the first female character I bought in League. She was also the first character I got to mastery level 5... the character I mained for the most amount of time until Rumble... And even then, I still just loved her character, and how she handles in game. She has, and always will hold that special place in my heart as my number one waifu...

So, that's mine... who are your top 5 League of Legends waifus?

46 Comments

Maximum Morde9 votes

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S0kaX4 votes

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Friendly Ram1 votes

Did you and morde accidentally do that?

S0kaX1 votes

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Did you and morde accidentally do that?

lol

Drugoth3 votes

There is a certain gloriously incandescent lady missing from your list. I disapprove :(

http://img08.deviantart.net/9081/i/2015/286/2/1/pool_party_leona_by_kittew-d9czw35.jpg

Her image has been posted in this thread for justice!

TheTarians2 votes

https://fat.gfycat.com/ElatedBountifulDarklingbeetle.gif

OurLestrade3 votes

I closed it when I saw Riven. Talk about poor taste.

TheTarians2 votes

Just because you're salty, doesn't mean it's bad taste.

OurLestrade1 votes

On the bright side, Tristana's on the list :P

TheTarians2 votes

Because Tristana is best waifu

DorkunedAuras3 votes

RekSai

TheTarians1 votes

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DorkunedAuras1 votes

I'm sure you're shocked by my response

TheSequelsRBad2 votes

Why no Soraka though.

Soraka is bae.

http://pm1.narvii.com/6128/5dbe7cd05ccf1a461c4d0b597cf11c216d5c4897_hq.jpg

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

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WhiteGivePlayer1 votes

My Waifu's are easily THE BEST!? (IMO XD) 5 Sivir She is just too hardcore for me not to love and easily my favorite adc in the game

4 Leona great design, Voice and abilities Just love her http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/c0.60.480.480/13636180_276614509380399_1793530489_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTMwOTMwOTE3NzIyMzQyNDk0Ng%3D%3D.2.c

3 Syndra This mid laner is my 2nd favorite what's not to love Great Body, Confident as heck, UNLIMITED POWER!!!!! did i mention those thighs tho?

2 Akali favorite mid I love Her especially her sashimi skin love it so much easily my favorite i love literally everything about her design,her voice, her taunts, her laugh, and abilities. I just never get bored playing her <3 https://cdnb1.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/003/330/673/large/mary-montes-akali-mini.jpg?1472505338

1 Sona Come on she is just so cute >///////< "But bio she's a mute" and to you I say who cares she can still get her point across if she wants to I love how she can go mid or support Not to mention her design and i don't mean her default skin no i mean All of her skins are amazing. "But bio isnt Dj sona the best skin?" Its a great skin yes but all of sona's skin are amazing and have something to offer over dj such as my personal favorite arcade sona is easily the cutest. i can write 100 pages as to why i love sona so i'll just end it with Sona is easily best waifu in Lol.

(still new at posting so order is messed up and cant fix so..... waifu in correct order Sivir,Leona, Syndra, Akali, and Sona)

Parceval1 votes

Leona, yes please.

Yaśuo Main1 votes

"but bio she's a mute"

no one says this

Demon King Maou1 votes

Despite shyvana's personality I feel attracted to her the most https://wallpapers.wallhaven.cc/wallpapers/full/wallhaven-180196.jpg I love strong women what can I say :P

Nobody else can compare to shyvana .. Atleast to me they cant

Dr Poro1 votes

If you had picked Annie instead of Riven, you'd instantly be hired as Bishop.

BladeSteel1 votes

WHY ON EARTH DID YOU BUY TRIST WHEN SHE IS FREEE..............

TheTarians1 votes

What?

BladeSteel1 votes

"first female character i bought" Trist is free XD. You like riot's facebook page and get her and riot trist for free XD

TheTarians1 votes

Well I didn't know that as a new player GAWD!

BladeSteel1 votes

GG NOOB GET PRO HAX SKILLS LIEK MI AND GET SKINS FOR FREE...from rito.. also if you like their twitter i believe you get garen and his dreadknight skin for free

Surge061 votes

Have you contemplated the idea that you may be a furry?

TheTarians1 votes

No, because of many reasons that I can't get into or I'll get banned

Surge061 votes

When you have 2 yordles and a sheep among your top Waifus, one can't help but wonder...

TheTarians1 votes

Female yordle's are covered in a light coat of fur, unlike their male counterparts, it to the point where it is near non existant.

Busty Demoness1 votes

Having Riven in your top 5 = shit taste

It invalidates any other good choices you may have made.

TheTarians1 votes

Like I said before... just because you're salty, does not mean I have bad taste. Hell I only have mastery 4 on Riven, it's not like I main her or even try to.

Busty Demoness1 votes

It's not salt.

Riven is confirmed to be a garbage tier waifu by global standards, and to attempt to justify it further invalidates your otherwise good choices.

TheTarians1 votes

Real quick, want to say I'm not down voting your posts and have no clue who is.

Also, you know who calls her a garbage tier waifu? People who have had their jimmies rustled one too many times by her... I mean just look at this cosplay of her

http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-21-2016/tKAoUT.gif

Busty Demoness1 votes

No, that cosplay is a prime example of why she's garbage tier.

If a guy can cosplay her better than a girl, said character is a garbage tier waifu.

Husbando, though, is a different story.

TheTarians1 votes

okay... the gif of Box Box was just a joke, calm yourself. Plus Box Box has a pretty feminine figure, so don't judge him for being able to do that. Also, there's probably other cosplays by dudes of female characters, Box Box has just gotten the most recognition because he is a streamer.

So there's your point debunked yet again. Please, I want to know how she is considered garbage tier.

Better yet, here are reasons she's not

1: That booty tho

2: She's a swordswoman, and she has proven her self many times to be stronger than many adversaries, making her a great person to have around you in general.

3: SHE IS HOT! (What is so hard to understand about that?)

Busty Demoness2 votes
  1. She is an "edgelord" waifu, which automatically reduces her tier dramatically. She is designed to appeal to the teenagers who try to be edgy but end up being cringe.
  2. Being good at combat doesn't necessarily make her good to have around. She is often incredibly serious and is a loner anyway. She would likely shove anyone else away as part of atonement, choosing to be miserable and alone. Waifu would need to be capable of committing either to someone or a group.

Is that enough?

TheTarians1 votes

I don't see how she is edgey... at all... like seriously, I don't get how she's edgey. The edgiest thing I think she has in terms of lines is like "My spirit is not lost" or "The time for talk is over"

Also, she lead a group of Noxian soldiers at one point, so getting along in a group scenario is definitely not something that would be out of character for her.

Yaśuo Main1 votes

have you not remember that she has supposedly killed yasuo's master, basically ruining yasuo's life.

"not edgey" thats kinda edgey bro

i know its not confirmed, but yasuos interactions with riven either means

  1. he is piecing it together
  2. in love (with her sword)

plus, that "wind slash" AND she's noxian.

but i assure you, her base skins not hot

her arcade thoo

TheTarians1 votes

Ok... so if killing somebody else in lore standards counts as edgey... then I guess we can count almost every single champ in league as edgey. Since every single character has killed at least 1 person. With the exception of maybe someone likeTaliyah

Yaśuo Main1 votes

Haha nope, this counts

almost 100's of ionians (yasuo had to defend himself)

Yone (yasuo's bro, again yas had to defend himself)

yasuo's master (obviously cuz of riven)

AGAIN, she's noxian. Automatically edgey, here's why her nation basically makes this true

Darius chops people in half

Katarina basically machine gunz people with shanks

Draven executes daily

Sion brutalizes enemies in horrible ways, such as crushing them under foot

Riven kills people with a massive axe/sword

do you even read the lorez?

edit: plus you have 2 yordles and a LAMB in your list wtf?

TheTarians1 votes

Ok let's take a look at Ionia then.

Ahri: Lures people in with the promise of their desires, but then steals their life essence.

Irelia: Has no more family left after the notion invasion... except maybe her brother, not sure about him... and her soul is trapped with I'm her blades which she uses to kill people

Lee Sin: Committed the horrible atrocity of not just killing, but mutilating a little boy, and destroying his village... and now he has to atone?

Akali: Is tasked with searching down marked targets who, if I'm not mistaken, chops them to more then just what death should be.

And Yasuo: Is a little brat who decided to fuck over his master by leaving him to fend for himself, and does not want to accept the fact that he is in the wrong for leaving his master to die. While yes he does try to find who did kill his master, which has not been confirned as anyone yet, he still takes no responsibility for his actions and simply kills anyone that gets in his way.

Now let's go through your... examples.

Darius is a seasoned war veterans and General of an army, meaning he has seen war and knows how to handle it.

Katarina and.by a lesser extent her brother in law Talon: Are trained to be assassin's and it's not like any other place doesn't have assassin's.

Draven: more narcissistic than edgey

Sion: Lost in his own madness, so I guess you win that one?

Riven: Was at first simply following orders until she broke her connections to Noxus

Yaśuo Main1 votes

< = Less horrible

= More horrible

Ahri < Darius, Kat, Draven, Riven

Irelia > Kat, Draven

Irelia < Darius, Riven

Lee sin blinded himself btw, as punishment

Lee sin < Kat, Draven, Darius

Lee sin > Riven

Akali < Darius

Akali > Kat, Riven, Draven

Darius is a butcher, literally chopping men in half. You can't change that. He also killed one of his own allies because the ally said to retreat ( i think it was a general ) Direct edge, like Sion.

Draven is Draven, don't talk about him like that

Riven was ruthless = no mercy, obviously Noxian style

Deployed to Ionia, direct pointer with her ULT SLASH that she killed HIS MASTER, as i said, do you read the lore?

and riven broke her own connections to noxus HERSELF, she wouldnt even have a good lore if she hadnt been so naive and made herself considered dead

also, there is a difference between being a brat and being prideful/cocky

atleast she isnt fighting off entire squads every single day

EDIT: there is a reason one of rivens rivals is yasuo, u damn cringe

yasuo turned himself in, until the master has been killed was slapped in his face and OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE OF RIVEN

TheTarians1 votes

You can believe that Riven killed Yasuo's master all you want, but until it is stated by Riot that she did, it will forever be a theory. There could be another wind user for all we know, Riot has released champions based on other champs lore before, although being a special case.

Yaśuo Main1 votes

So yasuo has a random rival thats riven and not singed?

bruh ur in the 5 stages of grief, and right now its denial

http://pa1.narvii.com/5708/5f7e24dbf95df34111155258b753d29c48544896_hq.gif

to better explain...

ur waifu is edgey and thats that, even without the murder of yasuo's master

Busty Demoness1 votes

My top 5 Waifus. All are confirmed to be high tier, although there is bias in my listing.

5: Blade Mistress Morgana http://art-of-lol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Blade-Mistress-Morgana-League-Of-Legends-Fan-Art.jpeg

Not all angels are good. And sometimes, that little bit of sinful succulence is all you need to take an otherwise exiled and corrupted angel and turn it into a strong woman with firm beliefs.

4: Nurse Akali https://cheewd.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/akali-girl-nurse-art-mueacaty-1920x1080.jpg

The sideboob goddess, you would blush crimson whenever you realized just how deadly she was and could put any headhunter to shame. Just remember, she's an all star so don't be surprised if her refusal is a stinger.

3: Muse Sona http://pre11.deviantart.net/0e1e/th/pre/i/2014/153/e/5/muse_sona_by_tropic02-d7knd65.jpg

Ah, the support who needs a lot of support to look lovely. Don't worry though, even on a silent night, at the arcade or rave, you can hear her dance inducing music that would put any other DJ to shame.

2: Pool Party Miss Fortune http://img03.deviantart.net/37a7/i/2016/197/e/5/pool_party_miss_fortune_by_mcdobo-daa93pi.jpg

Shock and Awe aren't just the names of her guns, they are also her trademarks as a Secret Agent or Cowgirl.

1: Arcade Miss Fortune http://orig12.deviantart.net/4ae5/f/2014/274/d/9/miss_fortune_arcade_skin_by_artdesk-d817c4l.jpg

From Mafia to Road Warrior, this woman is a better treat than even the sweetest of candy canes which is why she captains the top 2 spots in my list.

D3m37r11 votes

I think something's wrong with poppy's legs http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20101215-ham-tasting-country-whole-glazed.jpg

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