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(disclaimer: this is a meme, and is also not in any way, shape, or form intended to be political and I do not want to see any replies that steer it that way. It's just a tease.)
: "Why indeed, Sir. I have achieved many an accomplishment in my days, if I may say so. Ho ho ho!"
"ass or tits?" "thighs"
And then that person starts playing frozen mallet Teemo. And they lose my respect.