Riot...we need to talk!

Strigina·1/29/2018, 1:37:05 PM·3 votes·1,499 views

I need to get this off my chest for a long time. Why the hell do you allow player to kill poros?? Do you think it's cute? Do you think it's fun? My heart breaks every time when I see how my happy little poro, who is just sitting in a bush playing with his arcade pad, gets killed by an enemy. I can't even use that ward anymore, it hurts so much. :-( I have to stick with my original poro ward because no poros are harmed in a process of killing this one. Why are you doing this to me?? [sg-janna] https://img00.deviantart.net/4673/i/2015/106/4/2/i_ll_protect_you_no_matter_how__by_atlanticaxlighthouse-d7wmn6o.png

11 Comments

BestJhinUniverse1/29/2018, 1:45:07 PM5 votes

Poros are a dangerous invasive species that will ruin the ecosystems of runeterra if their numbers are not culled regularly. This is granting them and all living beings on runeterra mercy from a terrible fate.

Star trek or Futurama and marvel comics with thanos had something similar, a cute looking species reproducing too quickly overwhelmed their world and suffered extremely horrid deaths.

[slayer-jinx-wink]

Abraxus follower1/29/2018, 1:45:02 PM2 votes

Death to all poros

DontTouchMyBall1/29/2018, 7:06:21 PM2 votes

Poor Braum.... he's wounded, I would prepare him some Poro stew to make him feel better. The most refined Poro Snax the Poros are fed the more tasty their meat will be. Not to mention, we can also use their fur to make furcoats for the Freljordians, they gotta survive that damn cold. [sg-poppy] Munches on Poro

EDIT: take it as a joke, pls hehe

Oxyrotten1/30/2018, 2:30:56 AM1 votes

What ever came of the poro rescue operation?