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Epic Murph10/18/2015, 3:13:31 PM44 votes

Corki how do you fly faster with boots?

Trylobyte10/18/2015, 7:22:45 PM43 votes

It's Gangplank's flying ship. That way he can use his ult by having his crew fly over there and throw cannonballs at people; that's why they always land in the targeted are and always fall straight down. But Gangplank is generous and shares his ship with other champions.

Eliseattaches to it when she uses Rappel, but soon gets chased off by crewmembers wielding rolled-up copies of the JoJ. Pantheon leaps onto it, high-fives the First Mate, then leaps down again for Grand Skyfall. Quinn leaps up there to take an orange juice break during Tag Team.

terkmc10/18/2015, 6:39:05 PM30 votes

Diana Elise, get the fuck away from the moon

alasarcher10/18/2015, 2:37:05 PM22 votes

Where is Kalista keeping all those spears she is throwing. How can Tahm devour full stacks Cho? How can Gragas carrying huge barrel run faster than ashe? How can Darius spin his axe arround and heal his wound cuz of it? Where is Jinx holding Super Mega Death Rocket?

LeeDark10/18/2015, 7:06:22 PM15 votes

She rappels up to nothing, obviously. She throws the strand of webbing up, starts climbing it, and, like a Warner Brothers Looney Toon, is forced to fall back to the Rift when she realizes she's attached to nothing. If she actually attached to something, she could stay up indefinitely.

3tyson10/18/2015, 2:35:25 PM13 votes

A spider dimension where no one but damage over time can hurt her

PopePancake10/18/2015, 4:49:49 PM9 votes

How does Nami heal Brand with water?

Annapii10/18/2015, 10:26:03 PM4 votes

I like to think she rappels up to a passing ulting Mantheon.

HenryDahNewb10/18/2015, 5:41:20 PM3 votes

If the rift has a ceiling, then how far does Pantheon need to jump for his ult do deal massive dmg?

woobee10/18/2015, 10:02:18 PM3 votes

What if... League of Legends takes place in an arena like the Hunger Games with a fake roof and we're the monitors who control what happens there :OOOO