The game is simple-- Take a quote from League of Legends-- Any Champ, saying, anything, and modify it to make it more humorous and less serious.
I'll start.
"I like my music like I like my women-- Heavy, and Metal."
Surpriiise! I'm black!
I like adding in bed to any of Katarina's quotes.
Why? Because I can- In bed If you run, you wont see me STAB you- In bed Keep friends close, and enemies guessing - In bed Only fools hesitate - In bed
I left the fuzzy cuffs at home
Actually misheard these;
Tristana: Let's get in lane. "I knew she was supposed to be God-Tier, but Riot didn't even try to hide the meta, did they?"
Jinx: Who eats* raisins?*???
"DEMACIAAAAAAAAAA!- in bed." 
"I am Señor Death"
Even now, your loved one wants supper!
That's what I thought I'd heard. Speak clearly, goddammit.
B'ok
Beware a man with nothing to ****
Even now, your loved ones suffer! - in bed
"The unseen blade is the deadliest" in bed lol
2014 that helmet shape though look closely what does it look like
The rivers will run red with tomato juice.
Do you wanna play too? I'll be fun ~ In bed
"Kill the enemy when you see em! -in bed." 
"I am the figment of it"
