The game is simple-- Take a quote from League of Legends-- Any Champ, saying, anything, and modify it to make it more humorous and less serious.
I'll start.
"I like my music like I like my women-- Heavy, and Metal."
nova10933 votesI like adding in bed to any of Katarina's quotes.
Why? Because I can- In bed If you run, you wont see me STAB you- In bed Keep friends close, and enemies guessing - In bed Only fools hesitate - In bed
OyddAWqJ5r3 votesVeigar tho
What's black and blue and about to show you the definition of pain - in bed
Junkο1 votesEven death trembles in my bed!
Jakethenight1 votes
Ok - in bed
Mundo goes where he pleases - in bed
They will regret opposing me - in bed
7ha7guy7771 votes
I am a connoisseur of the finer things... in bed
Mecha MaIphite3 votes
Surpriiise! I'm black!
1011001110002 votes"DEMACIAAAAAAAAAA!- in bed." 
F4lky2 votes
I left the fuzzy cuffs at home
Luna Loves Lulu2 votesActually misheard these;
Tristana: Let's get in lane. "I knew she was supposed to be God-Tier, but Riot didn't even try to hide the meta, did they?"
Jinx: Who eats* raisins?*???
Dancing Cow2 votes
"I am Señor Death"
Athenes Lulu2 votes
Even now, your loved one wants supper!
That's what I thought I'd heard. Speak clearly, goddammit.
Lady of Hresvelg1 votesBeware a man with nothing to ****
s4AaMScPuo1 votesB'ok
ßorodo1 votes"Kill the enemy when you see em! -in bed." 
Jakethenight1 votes
"I am the figment of it"
HeadHonchkrow1 votesEven now, your loved ones suffer! - in bed
PrinceOfStorms1 votes
The rivers will run red with tomato juice.
Oksana1 votes
Do you wanna play too? I'll be fun ~ In bed
Shadowchaser991 votes"The unseen blade is the deadliest" in bed lol
2014 that helmet shape though look closely what does it look like
