When the game has been going on for 50+ mins, and you really need to pee

Laughing Fish·Nov 12, 2015·54 votes·4,852 views

But a major teamfight could start at any time. http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/da31d465749e3be9b86a2e5df99e45c5/202419847/dogpost12.gif

43 Comments

HelmightNov 12, 201511 votes

Been here too many times, man. Bladder OP

Laughing FishNov 12, 201520 votes

If Ekko leaves the game to use the restroom, and then ults back to before he left, does he need to use the restroom still?

PrimaquariusNov 12, 20154 votes

No, his former body will be getting up to do the same thing

HelmightNov 12, 201511 votes

Well, if we look at Seconds for a reference, Ekko heals most of the damage done, but not entirely. His arms gets literally shattered by the brute, but after he goes back it's just very injured.

So, Ekko pissing and ulting back his seat means he still has to pee, just a little less than before :P

Laughing FishNov 12, 20156 votes

So what if he peed like 10 times, would he then be good?

HelmightNov 12, 20155 votes

Probably? We'd have to do some number-crunching to figure out the exact % loss each time around. At any rate, Ekko'd probably just use it to avoid pissing himself during a late-game teamfight. So long as he can stall long enough, the game will eventually end :P

Kitty DarkstarNov 12, 20157 votes

Just think about the cooldown reduction needed for that, though

Laughing FishNov 12, 20153 votes

He could sell all of his items, build full CD, leave the game to use the restroom, and reset to before he sold his items.

RalanrNov 14, 20151 votes

Time travel. Giver of headaches since...before the time machine.

IcyPepperNov 13, 20151 votes

URF mode OPP

IcyPepperNov 13, 20156 votes

Well, if we look at Seconds for a reference,

You know, on second thought maybe experiencing pissing in reverse isn't such a good idea after all.

EatMyUdyrNov 13, 20152 votes

You have not thought about this clearly. What if he has to SHIT?

QarekeoNov 13, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=VsFT0YTd,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2015-11-12T18:40:09.494+0000)

If leaves the game to use the restroom, and then ults back to before he left, does he need to use the restroom still?

He'd feel slightly relieved, but will need to go anyway at some point.

BeersteinNov 14, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=VsFT0YTd,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2015-11-12T18:40:09.494+0000)

If leaves the game to use the restroom, and then ults back to before he left, does he need to use the restroom still?

What if he casts his ult a little too soon...

TheNeemDreamNov 12, 20159 votes

Don't worry, Riot is making it so games no longer go past 30 minutes! https://youtu.be/BIanXyiHu8o?t=10s[](https://youtu.be/BIanXyiHu8o?t=10s)

BoulderoxNov 13, 20157 votes

CMON do something already, I GOTTA PEE http://i.imgur.com/lcHdoDi.gifv

MoriortyNov 12, 20156 votes

When this happens, I pray that the enemy kills me, so I can go piss whilst dead. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

StephenizgodNov 12, 20156 votes

Ah sorry Laughing Fish, after the patch most games are done around 25-30 minutes if there is no surrender.

http://media.giphy.com/media/dH7SEJOb6qASI/giphy.gif

Virgin RayNov 12, 20154 votes

If you are playing Illaio and you are in this scenario I guess you could call it a Test of Spirit.

DeBigMoistNov 13, 20154 votes

that is why i keep a bottle next to me

Monsta MooNov 13, 20153 votes

{quoted}

that is why i keep a bottle next to me

That's some dedication right there.

Shroom JunkieNov 13, 20154 votes

You used the I Am Legend scene and now I feel really emotional... Poor Sam...

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/fun107.com/files/2013/05/not-gonna-cry.gif

Not even...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/jou4Cd2mx1lGU/200.gif

FUCK

https://media3.giphy.com/media/qkWsZIQUJ1Yyc/200.gif

For CarthageNov 13, 20154 votes

"When a game has been going on for ~~50+~~ 20 minutes and you really need to pee

But ~~a major teamfight could start at any time~~ your team is getting roflstomped and there's literally no way back from it thanks to minion mechanics update and snowball meta.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/571/700/c3a.gif

KaipopNov 13, 20151 votes

New minions are coming in 5.23...

For CarthageNov 13, 20151 votes

Can I not talk about the PBE?

I won't talk about the PBE. I'm sorry.

Aura301Nov 14, 20151 votes

Dunsparce can fly?

DrugothNov 12, 20152 votes

Aw man why did you have to use this gif... literally any other would be better for this... All this gif does is make me sad remembering that moment in the movie

The LovelessNov 13, 20152 votes

thats why i keep a couple cups round me

WarchfGingerNov 13, 20151 votes

[zombie-nunu-tears]

hobomann2Nov 13, 20151 votes

well good news for you mr.tiny bladder, riot has heard your complaints about this issue and made games 30 minutes long MAX

ScribbsNov 14, 20151 votes

What's this whole thing about then? I haven't heard anything about that, but if it's real it's gonna suck. [zombie-nunu-bummed]

hobomann2Nov 14, 20151 votes

they made everything so fucking fast and snowball everything is decided by the 15 minute mark

ScribbsNov 14, 20151 votes

We haven't got that in OCE yet, but it sounds horrible. Is that seriously what Riot did?

Zair UmbrasNov 14, 20151 votes

Not really. People are just so confused and baffled by the new stuff while they're complaining about some things being 'too OP' that when they start losing, they instantly start pointing fingers at each other and at the preseason changes and do a lot less playing the game and a lot more time joining the circlejerk, so they lose the game right then and there.

hobomann2Nov 14, 20151 votes

we certainly are baffled, were baffled why thy nerfed AP items,were baffled why they made greaves essentially a AD Leblanc that can jungle, were baffled why yasuo can get 100% crit chance with 2 items and gets 15% lifesteal on crits and 20% attack speed increase when he crits (as a mastery)

Zair UmbrasNov 14, 20151 votes

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we certainly are baffled, were baffled why thy nerfed AP items,were baffled why they made greaves essentially a AD Leblanc that can jungle, were baffled why yasuo can get 100% crit chance with 2 items and gets 15% lifesteal on crits and 20% attack speed increase when he crits (as a mastery)

What nerfs..? 5 armor off of Zhonya's..? lol. And don't even say price increases because every final item had a price increase.

hobomann2Nov 14, 20151 votes

give or take 10-20 minutes, depending on whoever won at the 10 minute mark on how they take there time, nothings close,nothings strategic anymore, just walk to mid lane at around the first tower kill and run into eachother like its fucking beyblade