But then they run in and die trying to "avenge you" :
https://media.giphy.com/media/b21HcSrrBu8pi/giphy.gif make me proud
Not to come in here and be the "math" person or anything, but, arent you actually 2v5 then?
depends on how the ally is acting. if they're actively attacking and not just trying to run then yes, but if all they're trying to do is gtfo I still count it as a 1v5.

I don't know that feeling.
But you only died because of a huge lag spike https://images-na.curseapp.net/822904c9-cd69-4262-906d-c0f5d57cb922/Beauty.png
Been there many times, sometimes I didn't die.
Rammus taunt the enemy team so my team escapes
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RAMMUS!?"
"I thought you liked living"
The theme that plays while you're buying time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3eMjYAOjNo
Buts the 1/7 Vayne you been laning with, nuff said?