I have discovered the ultimate secret to not tilting.
You play the Super Mario World OST in the background of all your games. It is impossible to get angry, and everything that happens makes it seem like nobody knows what they're doing. It's great.
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I'm gonna try this right now.
right
NOW
I normally have music in the background.
- Youtube: Benny Hill Theme 10 Hr. Loop, 10 Hour Troll Dance
- iTunes: Farm It Like It's Hot on "Repeat song"
- Youtube: Thriller Dance 10 Hr. Loop
- iTunes: Sympathy For The Devil Instrumental on "Repeat song"
When I'm feeling like a dirtbag - iTunes: ||||||||||||||| on "Repeat song"
If there's a 
with the DJ Sona skin on my team, I listen to the music.
Otherwise - Youtube: See What I've Become 2 Hr. Loop
You sir, are a genius.
Somebody give that man an upvote!
It won't work for me... why?
"That's my secret capt'n. I'm always tilted."
It helps if you play Ivern, too. His quotes are anti-tilt.
I can't get my salt for the day...
Can't tilt either...
Salt....
Tilt...
I'm changing, please, help....
Me...
If Mario is not your thing, try Kirby.
one of my favourite youtube playthroughs of all time is one of a guy struggling to beat super mario world, and immensely raging through the experience lol
Sorry, I've played through this game and have bad experiences with some of those levels infuriating me to no end.
The music is only bringing back those feelings. Those feelings of anger.
Penta kill
Well, shit I guess it's working.
Yoshi looks high AF!
Probably wondering if Mario is real or not.
gonna try this lol
Yeah but what do I do for games that reach the 28th minute?
That moment when Mario Maker has broken you...
I dunno man when "switch" come on I'd dive and all In every time because I'd be worried I wouldn't get any gold if I didn't get the kill before it was over.
personally im kind of partial to dankey kang cantry soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67nkzoJ_2M
Didn't help me back then, doesn't help me today either.
It only frustrates me more when music plays in the background and I can't concentrate on my own thoughts. Alt + Tab -> Terminate Media Player -> Scream
Oh god I tilt so hard I have to try this next game.
Ironicly I play the Super mario bros 1 - 3, Super mario bros world, Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Tiny Tim's wonderful time, Ninja Sex Party.
This is actually a hilarious idea. I like it. Though I usually change it up based on who I'm playing.
When I'm 
: Touch Fluffy Tail
Dunkmaster 
: Space Jam
So refreshing
I stopped forum lurking to create a new tab, get this going on youtube, and continue my reading here
I prefer a different approach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcv09G5MYc
Even when the shit goes down, I'm still going to bash their faces in.
If my team refuses to win, I'm going to grab them by their puny balls and drag them to the enemy Nexus by force.
you clearly didnt play mario 3 much. having flashbacks of a giant fish jumping up out of no where and eatting you is not something you want to be reminded of
When I play I always listen to the "Loadsamoney" song.
Tried it and loved it. Then tried it with the Super Mario 64 soundtrack. Also great.