The amount of Noxian scum on the rift is too damn high. Anyone who partakes in such villainy should have their foul stench purged from this land by the holy light of Demacia.
http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?Noredirect
Void Nargacuga52 votesI wonder why 
isn't shown... Sarcasm
Laughing Fish77 votesNah, Katarina is cool. For reasons. http://i.imgur.com/CPFakg7.gif?Noredirect.
BoilTheOil4 votes ?
Laughing Fish11 votesHe lives in Noxus, and fights for the Noxian military. Sounds like scum to me.
BoilTheOil7 votesi thought he was from zaun
Laughing Fish11 votesHe was born and raised in Zaun, but joined the Noxus as the Noxian military was impressed with his work, and wanted to build relations between the two factions. He now lives in the Noxian capital, and is allowed to continue his experiments as long as he serves the Noxian government.
macromite5 votesthen where is singed. he did stuff for noxus as well.
StealthWarden3 votesyou mean the over all lack of anyone playing her or....the other thing [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
Laughing Fish14 votes######( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Malicious Metal29 votes
Hue!
Laughing Fish16 votesHue!
Malicious Metal19 votesEvict those Noxian scum from MY Immortal Bastion, fool!
Laughing Fish15 votesHere is the question though: If the Immortal Bastion was cleansed with the holy light of Demacia, would Mord still want it?
Malicious Metal22 votesIt would take some refurbishing but nothing beats returning home after being abroad for so long.
Laughing Fish17 votesThat's true. Just commit an act of unspeakable evil in every room, and you can make it unholy in no time.
Malicious Metal27 votesI'll be done in no time!
Just wear crocs with socks and walk through the entire Bastion. The thing would be cozily unholy in mere minutes-
Laughing Fish19 votesThat might be going too far, even for Mord. You want to make it evli, but don't want Bard to wipe it from existence.
Malicious Metal13 votesMy brother's a Bard Main. He can probably talk some sense into him or keep him busy with a studio Ghibli marathon while I commit acts of unspeakable horror.
Laughing Fish12 votesAlright, just be careful. Whenever Shen sees crocs he gets a hungry that only surgery will sate.
Gnart Even Close6 votesShen, where are his hands?
My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy
Sahn Uzal17 votes
''As I live, all will die!''
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+ 
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= guarenteed win.
The logic is flawless.
charcharmunro10 votesFlaw in the logic is that logically the rest of his team will all die, too, as Renekton still lives.
DarkSunSovereign6 votesYeah but then renek takes the Nexus
Sahn Uzal7 votesExactly.
charcharmunro8 votes has mixed feelings. On the one hand, at least Garen knows he exists so he doesn't feel too upset at being forgotten by the man who murdered him. On the other hand, he's still seen as scum.
Sadgot.
Laughing Fish7 votesUrgot to be kinder to the poor zombie tick.
http://whofedthischamp.com/images/uploads/106/Sad-Urgot-is-sad-full.jpg
LordForrest3 votesOh dear god, that picture makes those quotes a thousand times worse, I never thought there would be a day that Urgod would hit me in the feels.
Icestar11865 votesObligatory pedantry: Mundo is from Zaun. Also you forgot to include and
Laughing Fish23 votesCalling Riven Noxian scum is an insult to Noxian scum. Also, Katarina is awesome and you know it.
Icestar118612 votesKatarina is awesome and you know it.
That seems unusual for a Demacian to say... ;-)
Laughing Fish22 votesI have my reasons. http://i.imgur.com/CPFakg7.gif?Noredirect
JusticePauldrons13 votesNah she is totally cool. Any Garen main knows Katarina doesn't counter as scum.
...
(shipping intensifies)
Laughing Fish11 votes######( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jet Sett4 votesIf Mundo goes where he pleases, can Garen's justice stop him?
Laughing Fish4 votesThat depends. If Mundo decided he pleased to walk into a bush, Garen could show him justice before he had time to please himself elsewhere. But if Mundo saw Garen coming he would please to go elsewhere, and nobody could stop him.
Jet Sett6 votes[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=VYBak9EE,comment-id=00110000,timestamp=2016-05-16T20:39:16.102+0000)
Garen could show him justice before he had time to please himself elsewhere.
Thank you for clearing that up ;)
macromite2 votesbut what if mundo went to the bush before garen got there and stole garen's tv.
Laughing Fish2 votesImpossible. Garen is already in every bush.
macromite2 votesI think riot should make the max length of discussions longer. Resetting duration from here again.
alas, those were not for garen, but for the only man that has ever successfully evicted garen. 
Laughing Fish2 votesImpossible. If Rengo tries to stealth when attacking Garen, he will just spin an slay all villains in the region.
macromite2 votesgaren can't stop rengar from claiming a bush. rengar has his ways.
Laughing Fish2 votesWhat Rengar doesn't know is that Garen is already in the bush, hiding behind him. But since Garen is not a villain, Garen decided to spare him.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/192/5/8/garen_in_a_bush_by_alajamsch-d3n01ai.jpg
OurLestrade3 votesI want my Noxian Sergeant support spouting Dawn of War quotes. Even with Braum and Taric, the roster is still full of estrogen and not enough Noxus!
Laughing Fish12 votes
is the manliest man. Nothing is more manly than justice.
https://media.giphy.com/media/uR6julmSW90mk/giphy.gif
OurLestrade7 votes[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=VYBak9EE,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2016-05-16T17:05:19.928+0000)
Garen always beats me in lane... P-Part of me enjoys it...
bleufromage2 votesI love this gif have my upvote
