The only skin for Taric is Armor Of The Fifth Age Taric. There can be only one.
Ban whomever the Boards are complaining about.
Greatly exaggerate your losses and wins.
You will never get mid in Draft/Ranked.
Do not mention Galio or the world will crumble.
Yorick is still pretty much forgotten.
The best Bard skin is Snow Day Bard.
You are fueled by something. Tea, coffee, or soda.
Salt fills all your pores.
The actual first rule of league: don't chase Signed.
10 - When you get autofilled once, go on the forums and exaggerate how this is ruining the game
You are fueled by something. Tea, coffee, or soda.
Pretty sure my blood is 80% coffee and 20% pure will to go on even if I have two broken legs.
Let me see...
Broken rules
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8
I main Shaco so your salty tears fuel me
Like the normal and Foresty Bard skins more
I'm almost mastery 5 Yorick
I've been autofilled Mid... Yep
No one ever asks me about my history
I ban shit I can't stand or kill
Emerald Taric Master Race : - P
Time for one more
GALIO GALIO GALIO
But you mentioned Galio while saying not to mention him.
and now I mentioned him.
I reserve 5th age Taric for ARAM.
Bloodstone otherwise.
If you get outplayed once on a champion such as Yasuo, Ekko, Riven or Lee Sin, you are supposed to post on Gameplay about how your champion is so weak and out of meta, and whine for buffs.
Bard chroma over snow day any day
- The only skin for Taric is Armor Of The Fifth Age Taric. There can be only one.
Don't care
- Ban whomever the Boards are complaining about.
More often than not, I ban who the boards are about to start complaining about.
- Greatly exaggerate your losses and wins.
I think this is moreso "blame your losses on shitty teams, give yourself full credit for all wins".
- You will never get mid in Draft/Ranked.
Since I started queuing mid/top, I've gotten mid something like 7/8 games (all but one, which was fill adc)
- Do not mention Galio or the world will crumble.
Err okay...
- Yorick is still pretty much forgotten.
See him a lot, especially on streams
- The best Bard skin is Snow Day Bard.
Okay
- You are fueled by something. Tea, coffee, or soda.
Water.
- Salt fills all your pores.
Err sure... if you insist
As a bard main it makes me sad that I don't have snow day bard and I loved him when he hit free rotation after his release, I think this was around the time when everyone said he was bad
The first rule became defunct with Taric's rework. He now has his Legolas skin, his Vampire Heart-throb Skin, and the glorious, glorious Pool Party Taric. Who the hell can contest that Taric in pink is better than shirtless Taric?
