What would a reworked champion say if they met their pre reworked selves

Rwarwick-hello hows it going Pwarwick-pretty awful Rwarwick-whats wrong Pwarwick-i could of saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to gieco Rwarwick-Your one to talk....not like you have a engine sticking out of your back everytime you decide to where your hyena outfit PWarwick-.............

RMordekaiser: I feel like a shell of my former self Former self: I was always just a shell

Wtf is that broken shit.....

Post -Rework Hey shen?

Pre- Rework ?

Post-Rework My sword is bigger than yours.

Pre-Rework ....

The end.

you used to be fun

I'm cool now

OldShen: If you were just to put your sword in your scabbard, you wouldn't have to tie a silly string to it to find where you left it. I never had that problem.

NewShen: Ah, wondered what that thing on my back was for? Why haven't I been using it. My memory been crap since I been taking so many hits to the head, now that I forgot how to feint. It seems to go off sometimes but I can't seem to control when it happens.

im sad now

Looks like I am but a shadow of what I once was.

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/6.24.1/img/champion/Xerath.png ... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zzkGsM8xEew/TtGHP_m--5I/AAAAAAAAAcA/jdqat0SY19I/s1600/Xerath_Square_0.png ...

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/6.24.1/img/champion/Xerath.png Why do we both feel bad? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zzkGsM8xEew/TtGHP_m--5I/AAAAAAAAAcA/jdqat0SY19I/s1600/Xerath_Square_0.png