If alistar was a pokemon...
He would be a tauros https://66.media.tumblr.com/d6364129ab584ab03593d508acf6dc3d/tumblr_n698vu0mxW1scncwdo1_500.gif Because you can in fact not milk those.
He would be a tauros https://66.media.tumblr.com/d6364129ab584ab03593d508acf6dc3d/tumblr_n698vu0mxW1scncwdo1_500.gif Because you can in fact not milk those.
Tough decision, had to go with the better option. besides, alistar is more like tauros anyway.
Miltank is Alistar's wife. She stays at home while he is out knocking baddies around and prepares him warm buckets of milk to wash away his fatigue!
Alistar's wife is miltank, there should be a ship here somewhere for that.
god i hate milktank. fuck whitney man.