Your favorite champion has suddenly become your roommate. What happens?
Examples:
: My house gets covered in Demacian propaganda, and I have to increase the width of my doors to fit his shoulders. On the plus side, my house is now completely free of villains.
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: A goth baker who doesn't have a job and is always complaining about her pain and suffering? Shit, I already live with one of those.
, I wake up as a cyborg....
: Hey so, thanks for letting me stay here
Me: Just don't eat my soul and we're good~
: why would I be so cruel to someone who was so nice to me?
Me: IDK, WHY WOULD YOU!?
: I wouldn't! I'm not that heartless.
Me: Sure.. Sure. Actually don't go eating anyone's soul. I don't need the cops all over me.
: Don't worry, I have league for that kind of thing.
Me: Actually, riot made it so the game has nothing to do with lore.
: ... Sonofabitch.
: He constantly brings home stray animals and does charity work. On the offside, the Home Owner's Association is ready to kick me out for keeping 3 cows, a goat, and seven chickens.
well i guess a meep party every night i mean not a great conversation starter but hey meep partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I am no longer his roommate...
I'm his rug.
- I no longer care if the Affordable Care Act is a good thing or bad thing.
Plus lots of potassium to insure I eat healthy.
Atleast he and I both have friends now.
OK.
Well, looks like I'm gonna burn to death. It was nice knowing you.
I just hope she lets me live in her plan to take over the world.
I never have to pay for AC again. Woot!
Also, I wonder if she will get the joke. The bird is the word
Complain about the zoo smell, the hair everywhere and the confusing ability of him being able to copy himself to do all the work.
Force my roomate to shave.
He is kind so he gets his clones to do all the physical work for me.
He's got a very versatile stick. ;D
My life becomes a romance comedy anime where every single guy hates me.
: hey dude were having orange flavoured waffle for breakfast
: yarr were having orange flavoured tacos for lunch
: i cooked orange flavoured pie for afternoon tea
: dinner is chicken with orange flavour
: heres your snack before bedtime, 10 oranges 2 make u k.
: now are u k now?
Pros: very kind during mating season; always ready to entertain through exotic dancing skills
Cons: don't matter :)
Pros: no one will threaten me, fast travel on back, incredibly badass pet.
Cons: destroys house, will kill me
"Yes, officer, I'm Talon's roommate... No, he's almost never home.... Yes, that's his blade collection in the closet.... No, I don't know where he keeps the bodies..."
"Goddamnit, Azir, how many times have I told you to summon your soldiers outside? You're tracking sand in all over the place!"
I am the emperor of Shurima, child! You would dare deny me-
"Emperor my foot! Also, you're way behind on rent!"
I know not what you speak of. I am the greatest when the order-
"I don't care if the order is given a thousand times over, either you get a better job and pay up or move to Egypt or something!"
T_T
Someone already did Soraka, so...
I mean, I'm sure there are a lot more important considerations, but I'm going to be honest and admit that the main thing on my mind is how you sleep in a bed while having wings. I mean... seriously.
... Omnomnomnomnom!
There's is no fcking plus side to this!! There's blood all over the place and he killed my GF just for the fun of it!
God damit Twitch, take a bath for once.
Poppy. I'm kinda neutral on this one. I guess tackles for everyone?
Massive Con: She doesn't know any jokes.
Upside, not likely to borrow my pants or shoes. Downside, perpetually soggy carpets.
