When someone tells you to stop dying

The only problem is, most times players need a Captain Obvious.

I was once smurfing in low elo, and my Teemo goes 0-2. No Prob, he was facing a Sion and died twice. My teammates were beginning to slightly rage at him and me as the more experience 'smurf" decided to say nothing.

Then he died again and said "Omg I do no dmg to Sion" to which I replied "Stop fighting him" Obvious right? Next thing I know he's W'ing to speed up right into Sion he's actually attacking Sion under Sion's tower.

"Teemo, do not push the lane, just farm and DO NOT engage Sion" , Teemo - "I know how to play"

Next thing I know Teemo , 0-5. As a high elo player I tend to notice whats going on around the map, I saw this Teemo's 5th death. He actually engaged Sion again and then for th 5th time in a row died.

Teemo ended 0-7 that game, we won because I obviously hard carried in a low elo game and he thanked me end game for advice etc (none of which he took and i didn't have the heart to tell him that) . Captain Obvious was there all game and guess what? Low elos never learn, they rarely learn from a mistake. Do you die more than 2 times in lane? Guess what, clearly you need Captain Obvious around because there's something you're not getting If a enemy kill you he will come back stronger and is MORE likely to kill you again

This isn't directed towards you Laughing Fish, but let me keep you rest assured.

Captain Obvious, isn't so obvious to low elos.

just had a game where a nid told me to use poppy's dash into a wall -_-

I mean it was my first time poppy but wth anyone who can read knows that! I GET I SUCK BUT THAT ADVICE IS USELESS!

Captain cookie irl confirmed?

: This poses a problem.

I hate when people tell me to stop dying when I first pick versus a champion like . I got counter picked pretty hard and I need at least some feed to stay relevant, I'm already trying my best not to die, damn it!

Id love to...but when the enemy is a heavy snowball champ who can tower dive freely after 1 or 2 kills, its kinda hard

try that when your being campped by a , or and your bot lane partner dies but not you. Despite my pings i tell them to back off. good thing i play {{summoner:2}} {{summoner:2}} {{summoner:2}}

Oh man, pet peeve. People who just state useless comments

"Braum wtf?" "I don't know what that means, man. What happened?" Silence