Your favorite champion just woke up in Vegas, and finds they have no memory of the last 24 hours.

Laughing Fish·4/27/2015, 12:49:33 PM·73 votes·5,352 views

What happened during their drunken escapades? Post their story below! Examples: : Wha... what happened? : Police! Open up! : Can I help you officer? : You are under arrest for the murder of Annie Hastur. : But I wouldn't murder Annie?!? She is my only friend! Witnesses say you wouldn't stop singing "Annie are you okay? You okay? You okay Annie" while dancing through the streets. When the child tried to stop you, you thew a tantrum and killed her in front of everyone. : I DID?!? Now I am alone again sobs I guess you could say (puts on sunglasses), that you don't have Annie-one. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

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lightdragoon884/27/2015, 1:07:49 PM73 votes

Malzahar Oh my head...what did I do last night? And who bed am I in?

RekSai purr

Malzahar ....oh dear god.

Trylobyte4/27/2015, 4:22:24 PM48 votes

Aftermath of a girls' night out...

Ashe "...my head feels like Sejuani's boar stomped on it..." Lissandra "He did, I think." Sejuani "Heehee, tha's a good... Wait, where is Bristle?" Braum "He is sleeping." Ashe "Wait, Braum, what are you doing here? This was supposed to be our night out!" Braum "Someone had to help out, save you girls from your own foolishness! Sejuani, I am disappointed! You should know better than to drink and ride! You smashed three cars then crashed your boar into a Burger King!" Sejuani "I will rule the Freljord, no burger king will stand in my way..." Braum "Here is some warm milk, go lie down, you're still drunk." Sejuani "Whatever you say, dad." Lissandra "What could I have possibly done?" Braum "You! You dressed up as Queen Elsa and crashed a Disney on Ice show, flinging ice everywhere while giggling like a schoolgirl and singing something about snowmen." "Oh Gods, how... cliche..." Ashe Laughs "That's horrible! ...Wait, do I even want to know what I did?" Braum "Well, it involved a very tiny outfit, your bow, and some-" Jax Gragas Raucous laughter from the next room Gragas "DAT ASHE GIRL!" Jax "Imagine if you had a real pole!" Ashe "...I'M GONNA F@#KING KILL YOU TRYNDAMERE!"

Lysdexic14/27/2015, 3:28:48 PM27 votes

Yasuo *texts Janna * Hey that was fun last night, but i dont remember half of the night, we both got really drunk, huh? Do you remember anything about it? No Response Yasuo turns on the news "Freak tornado in downtown Zaun last night, hundreds of people caught unawares. Several dozen serious injuries although thankfully no deaths...." Yasuo ..... Time to move again.

Svddenly4/27/2015, 9:31:21 PM26 votes

Udyr Ughh... Anivia Phoenix baby, what are these other people doin here? Udyr What the f**k? Nidalee Heya Tiger. Volibear HEY! He's mine. Renekton No, only the Bear. That was the deal. Turtle was mine. Udyr Wtf happened?

SeductiveGrandpa4/27/2015, 4:04:22 PM25 votes

Rengar jeez, what happened? Nidalee mornin, babe Rengar oh crap Gnar Hot new girlfriend? Rengar GET THE FUCK OUT...wait when could you talk? Gnar huh? Oh ummm... Gnar gada? Rengar I'm serious. Get out, you're not old enough for nudity Gnar Jerks....I'm older than all of them...fine, I'll go get Ahri to hug me so I can have my daily inspection... Nidalee what a Pervy kid, what are you doing today rengar? Rengar huh? Wait.... No, get the hell out of my house...is this even my house!? What happened last night?! Nidalee I thought we had something special! You said you loved me and we even played pounce all night! Rengar ....woah... We did WHAT?!

Linna Excel4/27/2015, 5:29:27 PM24 votes

Ahri - ugg. Okay, who are these two chicks next to me? Leona Did we have a girl's night out or something? Ahri - Someone brought a goat? Soraka Okay, this is a little weird. Ahri - And a snake! Cassiopeia I don't even... Ahri - Okay, I'm starting to freak out. I need to wash up and clear my head.
Ahri walks to the bathroom, trips over a sleeping on the way. She also notices a , a , and a lying around. At this point that's the least of her concerns. She opens the door and sees sleeping in the tub and in handcuffs on the floor Ahri - What the crap happened last night? Caitlyn - I don't know and please don't shout. Just help me find my keys to unlock these handcuffs and we'll figure that out later. One set of keys later, Ahri turns on the TV to get her mind off of things Janna - Authorities have put a mandatory curfew into effect while police gets this riot under control. The national guard has been called in and should be arriving later today. Reports are sketchy, but it seems the riot started as a scuffle between a group of individuals DrMundo Gragas Draven Jinx LeeSin Olaf Ziggs fighting for the love of some mysterious fox-woman of their dreams. Who she is or if she even exists is unknown, but if you see her you are encouraged to stay away from and call 9-1-1 to let police know about her whereabouts. Janna - The few remaining casinos that are still open are currently putting the over-under for the damages and lost revenue at 120 million if you want to get your bets in.
Janna - On a personal note, if you are out there fox-woman, I can't believe you ran off, we were having so much fun last night! Please, gimme a call at 555-5262 so I can continue that in-depth interview I was hoping for. Ahri turns off the TV.

IcyPepper4/27/2015, 5:10:08 PM24 votes

... Caitlyn I'm pregnant. ...How?

HAIL WHYDRA4/27/2015, 3:29:05 PM20 votes

Zed What the hell... Akali You're wild in bed with your shadows.

GuiltyGecko4/27/2015, 8:46:18 PM20 votes

Lulu

Vegas would look like Disney World within the next 24 hours.

ModAcademy Kayn4/27/2015, 9:40:07 PM19 votes

-Wakes up in a ball pit-

Syndra Did...did I make these?

RussoRed4/27/2015, 1:32:46 PM18 votes

MissFortune ...uhh what happened where am i Gangplank at my home aww **** HAR HAR HAR

Krinu4/27/2015, 6:21:33 PM16 votes

Kayle : I'm not sure what happened, but I'm sure it's Morgana's fault somehow.

Sirsir4/27/2015, 3:15:34 PM16 votes

Shyvana What happens in Vegas...

Wait, what happened TO Vegas?! An earthquake?

Gentleman Gems4/27/2015, 4:09:01 PM15 votes

Jax : uuuuugh, Gragas can make a mean drink... why am I in bed. Gragas : Hey sexy, you got one big rod, heheheh. (Hicup) Tryndamere : I like your milk Gragas, herherher. (Burps) Jax : (Leap Strikes out the window and runs screaming) CURSE YOU 4 CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

biomaster4/27/2015, 1:05:24 PM15 votes

Shaco would probably do what he usually does, just this time he would be too drunk to escape

SociopathFriend4/27/2015, 4:28:09 PM14 votes

Malzahar "Oblivion awaits!" (winces due to hangover) "Tomorrow, destroy the world tomorrow" (goes back to bed)

UPfreely4/27/2015, 5:06:39 PM12 votes

Toa of Death4/27/2015, 8:12:50 PM11 votes

Chogath What happened last night?

Malzahar a lot

Chogath like?

Malzahar After trying to hit on Rek'Sai, and she rejected you, you got drunk. So drunk, that you ate anyone who tried to cut you off. Then you offered some to Kog'Maw and let's just say we'll be paying for a whole new casino.

Chogath oh god...anything else?

Malzahar Yeah...

Chogath what?

Malzahar points behind cho

RekSai snores

Chogath thought you said she rejected me?

Malzahar she did, until she got about as drunk as you after challenging Gragas to a drinking contest. She won, and in a drunken haze, stumbled over to you and....

Chogath Well, where's Kog and Kha anyway?

KogMaw MMMM FOOD!

Khazix KOG SNAP OUT OF IT I'M NOT FO-AHHHHH!

0range4564/28/2015, 12:07:26 AM11 votes

Sona sona wakes up and sees Bard... Bard ...buaaah Sona slightly more energetic... Bard seems to be laughing ooomum

WE WILL NEVER TRULY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

Drackolus4/27/2015, 5:48:37 PM10 votes

Soraka A unicorn prances around causing car crashes and then healing everyone in said car crashes. Basically the norm, except now she's giggling incessantly.

Dunkrius2g4/27/2015, 3:13:49 PM9 votes

Darius Dunkin too hard...if you know what I mean.

junglerboy164/27/2015, 3:02:37 PM9 votes

Sion ... checks for missing kidneys ... "—At least this time I'm in Vegas..."

The Red Goat4/27/2015, 2:56:33 PM8 votes

"no money"

Sivir

Would just wake up in a pile of money.

Rainbow Wasp4/27/2015, 5:27:02 PM7 votes

Nautilus Ugh... What is this place?

And so, Nautilus continues his quest seeking those who left him behind to get his revenge. But he never finds the guilty...

...thus ends up becoming a pimp within two weeks. Somehow.

Nidalee Kayle Leblanc Irelia Janna Sona Zyra Ahri Katarina Jinx Vayne Leona Nautilus Yes. Lux Diana Nami Elise Riven Evelynn Fiora Ashe Karma MissFortune Morgana

Kitty Darkstar4/27/2015, 1:35:47 PM7 votes

Not my favorite, but I couldn't think of anything about Leona

Rammus OK

Maximum Zilean4/28/2015, 2:19:52 AM6 votes

Whatever he did in those 24 hours, He looked good doing it.

Draven

Nidalee SO NYAAA4/27/2015, 9:09:40 PM6 votes

Riven How did I break my sword?

chuckduck14/28/2015, 12:31:56 AM6 votes

Kassadin Oh god what happened? Caitlyn Police! Open up! Oh god I better get out of here! (Attempts to riftwalk out of the place as Caitlyn enters. He jumps three feet towards the window. Caitlyn walks over and arrests him.)

Fredart4/27/2015, 1:12:00 PM5 votes

Annie Oh dear, her drink was spiked, but an 8 year old shouldn't be wandering the bars alone to begin with.

Buppie4/27/2015, 2:17:23 PM2 votes

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