Hate on him all you want, but Zed fulfill his thematic goals better than any other champion

Laughing Fish·Aug 12, 2016·60 votes·8,422 views

"Balance is weakness." "Balance is a fool's master." "Balance is a lie."

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75 Comments

Stars ShaperAug 12, 201620 votes

New Zed Passive: If the match lasts longer than 40 mins he turns into Nocturne

Seraphim117Aug 12, 201617 votes

They took Shedder of TMNT and gave him a teleport. What thematic goals?

SHACTRIXAug 13, 20164 votes

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They took Shedder of TMNT and gave him a teleport. What thematic goals?

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dominusxAug 12, 20168 votes

Just put Qss back to its former glory none will give a fk about zed Hue

Laughing FishAug 12, 201614 votes

Yeah, because nobody disliked Zed before the QSS changes. https://67.media.tumblr.com/94561ac257f654fa2dbcba87b2dc0694/tumblr_nuc12vZWNH1uf7ihxo1_500.gif

dominusxAug 12, 20162 votes

i still like him to this day :3 i just cant fucking play him lategame he is sluggier than a maokai feelsbad (or does it feelsgood)

cyberchadeAug 12, 20162 votes

i hated him his lore and his charter model also i think every ablitly in his kit besides W is genric

Wukong X AhriAug 12, 201629 votes

No thanks I don't like having my ult as Mordekaiser completely negated by a relatively cheap item.

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dominusxAug 12, 201613 votes

Vladimir item 3123 much

Bladerunner7777Aug 12, 20162 votes

nobody even builds that item anyways

ADCs especially, they never do it when it's needed

Roit GumsAug 12, 20167 votes

Because they are dumb if vlad goes fed and they dont build it

garren9Aug 12, 20167 votes

Nononono, it's just that they can't carry without their core build kappa

FantasySniperAug 13, 20162 votes

Meanwhile the one time I was Mundo top-lane, Irelia rushed it and screwed me over.

AzureLobsterAug 12, 201617 votes

What item is that?

Chaotic ReksAug 12, 201615 votes

i think it's force of nature

Avios1Aug 12, 20166 votes

No no, its gotta be a Leviathan.

Qiy4naAug 12, 20163 votes

eleisa's miracle

Doctor DymentAug 12, 20165 votes

Ionic Spark?

TequilaZombieAug 12, 20163 votes

It's obviously Hearth of Gold

MavenSongAug 12, 20163 votes

No, its obviously Sword of the Occult

FantasySniperAug 13, 20162 votes

It is the Divine Sword.

KoggyStyleAug 13, 20162 votes

you all got it wrong guys, its death fires torch.

awesome i got downvoted for typo, Grasp* then ya asshats. smh

JonxxAug 13, 20163 votes

NOPE, that's DEFINITELY Atma's Impaler!!!

CeexSettAug 14, 20162 votes

It's Blue Pill!

#OnlyAlphaPlayersWillKnow

Laughing FishAug 12, 20162 votes

What is that item? I have never once seen someone build it! http://img.pandawhale.com/post-27873-joey-from-friends-eyes-wide-op-gcTr.gif

Velzard of KozAug 12, 20161 votes

I don't like my kit being evaporised by one Yasuo's ability and yet I must cope with it. I want someone else to suffer too.

Wukong X AhriAug 12, 20163 votes

I'm a god damn Mordekaiser main I can't think of any other main who's suffered more than us.

http://i.imgur.com/sOcdXxM.jpg?noredirect

bill84Aug 12, 20164 votes

Yorick Urgot You sure?

THE RlVER KlNGAug 12, 20163 votes

Tahm's been sitting on some of the worst winrates in the game, and currently struggles as both a support and a top laner. At least Morde is getting noticed nowadays and has a promised rework.

I agree the Morde rework was shitty but he's doing better than a lot of other champions right now.

Serika ZeroAug 12, 20165 votes

Akali is better: So many noobs, will match making ever find true balance?

redfeenixAug 12, 20163 votes

I realize this is a joke about balance, but I think the OP is right. Zed really kills the evil ninja fantasy and is very satisfying and fun to play.

Well designed champ, everyone who wants him nerfed are just noobs eho don't buy qss

Laughing FishAug 12, 201614 votes

everyone who wants him nerfed are just noobs eho don't buy qss

You do know that QSS no longer removes his ult right?

redfeenixAug 12, 20165 votes

Fuck. I've still been building it vs Zed's I'm retarded ( or just silver)

CEO of CanadaAug 12, 20162 votes

I resent this statement as I am a Silver V monkey and know not to build ~~QQQ~~ QSS to remove Zed and Fizz ults :[

Arsenic SulfurAug 14, 20161 votes

It does remove Fizz ult though because it has a slow attached to it.

CEO of CanadaAug 15, 20161 votes

I'm pretty sure they removed dropping the Fizz ult part. It removes the slow that the ult has but not the ult itself. But then again, I'm but a lowly Silver V so what do I know? :P

MikakuraAug 12, 20165 votes

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I realize this is a joke about balance, but I think the OP is right. Zed really kills the evil ninja fantasy and is very satisfying and fun to play.

Well designed champ, everyone who wants him nerfed are just noobs eho don't buy qss

QSS can't cancel his ult now if I recall correctly.

redfeenixAug 12, 20164 votes

Fk zed then

nami tfAug 12, 201612 votes

If Zed'll let you recall at all

macromiteAug 12, 20163 votes

I still wish his ult killed him. it's a forbidden technique, why is it so good.

The 2nd HorsemanAug 12, 20162 votes

It could be forbidden for being so good at murder.

DeathBot666Aug 12, 20162 votes

Because what idiot would commit suicide to maybe kill 1 person.

Maybe if it cost 10% current health like a DrMundo . (Yes IK his is 20)

macromiteAug 12, 20164 votes

Specifically I wish It procced on him and his target unless he killed his target. raise skill floor by making him literally useless unless you know what to do, and it makes him need to commit.

The reason why people hate zed is his safety, well the best way to fix that would be to make his all in literally an all in.