9.9 Change logs

Heyo, summoners! Hope you've enjoyed our latest patch that removed ARAM bans! Here's what you can expect next week:

• Aram Removed due to player counter dropping by .0000005% at a point
• Twisted Treeline removed as a permanent mode
• Twisted Treeline added to RGM
• RGM for May - April 2045 is Twisted Treeline
• All buffs and nerfs now decided by dice roll
• You can now only get chests from an S+ game you have lost
• Players can no longer select the gamemode they wish to play and must use the new "Quickmatch" feature. We've seen lower playercounts in some modes. To counter this we've added a new function to put players into games faster, regardless of their preference.
• All lanes apart from Top have been removed. Having 3 lanes made the game very hard to balance.
• Each time the player starts a match they'll have a 1 in 5 chance of the launcher deleting files from their hard drive
• Item shop removed
• Skins are now rentals that last for 7 days (prices are unaffected)
• All future updates will be emailed to the player and will be required to be installed MANUALLY
• The following champions have been removed until their rework is complete: All of them, except Riven, Skarner, Karma, Olaf, and Teemo
• Report system removed
• Chatting is now a bannable offense
• Capped the framerate at 24 FPS
• Kills are now worth 4500 gold each (Due to removal of item shop, gold is now worth .1 Adaptive force per 1 gold)
• Players can buy prestige skins for $85 now
• Your entire team now replaced by bot accounts instead of humans
• Riven damage reduced by 30%, cooldowns increased by 10%
• Skarner damage buffed by 150%, ms by 850%, no cooldowns

Stayed tuned for an event in May that will randomly ban players and features 15 new prestige skins.

Don't forget that our community is our number 1 priority!