If you could be any champion, who would it be?

Lying is like, 95% of what I do.

He's the only confirmed god, satan

"okay."

*NUFF SAID

She's $2.95 a minute, why the hell not?

"They shall regret....cutting in front of me in line."

. You already know why.

, because I get to wear a suit and tie and can lose weight instantly. Also, I can eat people who bug me

Face it. Everybody would want to be a Dragonzzilla.

because he is badass in his own eyes, and really crazy and powerful.

Power without limit! Also floating fortresses. :)

Vel'koz with Those Tentacles And that Ult And That Big Eye not to mention I Would Be Very Mysterious. who Wouldn't like to be the eye of the void.

Dat Invisibility Tho

Cast W on a school, gain a shit ton of power instantly.

Cause I look good in a suit.

I would send my robots to destroy the school and get me ice cream.

because booze. because booty grab.

I think that pretty much covers everything I'll ever need.

I would want to be , and I would really love to be in his Tundra Fizz skin because winter is my favorite season.

Aatrox... practically an immortal war god! :O

Hi. I'm an angel. All your religions are wrong. I've come to bring you a glorious new revelation.

win all the card games, also that dance

Uhhhh because she is amazing and then I could Rappel and hide from people and have little spider babies!!!

or

I'm pretty much IRL anyways. Okay fine, I don't really like purple or dress like a girl.

And also another excuse to bug . Yesssss....

Because.. Draaaaaaaaaven.

"What up, i got a big rock!"