Gangplank is love, Gangplank is life

I was only Bronze 5 I loved Gangplank so much, I owned all the skins and crit runes I pray to Gangplank every game, thanking him for the elo I have been given ”Gangplank is love”, I say, “Gangplank is life” My jungler hears me and calls me a scrub He is obviously jealous of my devotion for Gangplank I call him a silver elitist He baits me and sends me to my base I am feeding now, because my jungler sucks I go into lane and it is very pushed I feel a champion moving towards me I feel something Q me It’s Gangplank I am so happy He whispers into my ear, “This is my lane.” He grabs me with his powerful buccaneer hands and puts me on my hands and knees I’m ready I overextend my ass cheeks for Gangplank He penetrates my health bar It hurts so much, but I do it for Gangplank I can feel my health tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his lane I want to feed Gangplank He roars a mighty yar as he fills my health bar with his crits My jungler walks in Gangplank looks him deep in the eyes and says, “I ate an orange and it was k.” Gangplank leaves through my brush Gangplank is love, Gangplank is life