Top lane mains be like:

: I'm not lonely, I always have the mangled corpse of the enemy top laner to keep me company.

: i'm not alone, I have my stacks

http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1418015889466/56917695.jpg Remember kids, top is an island

how do you know you have the bad top laner? "please camp top need ganks"

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4530985d2a6cd6aa0b502f5855c0182d/tumblr_munxw8fUxT1ra7ngvo1_500.gif

"I am not alone, my God walks with me."

More like:

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2b00pHxRx1r4hwmoo1_500.gif

: I'm not alone, I can't get away from people who hate me.

Hmmm

Checks ranking, still D5

Well that ensure im a boosted bonobo because as top I roam all the time... Really should use this new island mindset to help propel me further

My personal favorite is when the jungler pings he is coming for a gank and ping him away. He then shows up anyways and get's sandwiched between my enemy laner and jungler feeding them a kill. Then he rages I didn't come to help. Or he comes and get's nothing out of it except pushing my wave and then I get ganked. I play Shen and Nasus Top lane predominately and all I can do is SMH...

TL:DR- I'd rather be alone.

: I am not alone, I have all of the shadow Isle on my side

Sadly doesn't apply to donger. His turrets keep him company.