Champion quotes can be pretty great in this game. But there are several that could get really awkward when said in the wrong setting. Name below some that you would not want to hear your doctor say.
Examples:
"The clot thickens."
"You are such... hideous creatures!"
"To date, none have survived preliminary testing."
"Seems to be blood everywhere I go."
"Today is a good day to die!"
Kitty Darkstar35 votes
Oh, I think I broke a nail....
Good thing it wasn't mine
Should I make your pulse rise or stop?
...
Lanayurian8 votes
That's the best one out of these
MVDuneCats35 votes
I'm trying to care, but... I just can't.
Trylobyte34 votes
"Steel can fix all your flaws." Laughter
"Another corpse for the pile."
"It's not stealing if they're dead."
"Your soul will come to serve ME!"
"Death is the only escape."
"The gift of eternal pain."
. Pretty much everything he says.
Thanotos Omega4 votesReally pretty much any of Sion's Quotes
Mecha MaIphite12 votes
"They'll never find all your pieces."
"I'll pull you apart!"
"Your puny body is the only joke here."
Narasimha32 votes
This whole...living thing, is highly overrated.
annador328 votes "Seriously, screaming helps... not at all."
"People and their air..."
"Share in my torment!" (or any Morg quote, for that matter..)
Laughing Fish18 votes "Gotta' die sometime!"
Rito Jericho25 votes
I think a Voidling just came out. (Me: Wait... WHAT????)
Here's a tip, and a spear behind it! (Me: WHY????)
I haven't got a brain, and soon, neither will you. (Me: Oh, god!! SAVE ME!!!!!!)
lron IV Carry25 votes[deleted]
a rabid cupcake12 votes
Let's be honest - I have no idea what I'm doing.
SavingPirateRyan21 votes
You're already dead. You just haven't caught up yet.
They call my work a hack job!
They will not enjoy this.
ults FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Arcelia20 votes "Be right back! no one die screaming without me!"
viybez19 votes "What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!"
I don't want to get a prostate exam from him.
ItsJrodzYo18 votes
ahh... I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time
kitcat30017 votes
"I know your spirit, but I must stop your heart."
NinjaToad9911 votes "...So that I can replace a valve to restore your proper blood flow before restarting your heart."
"Oh good. I was worried there for a second."
FarRockBF16 votes
"Mundo"
Lowvyr16 votes
Everybody dies, some just need a little help.
You have a warriors heart, I think I'll take it.
Land-Shark-Dolphin Sound
Light meat, dark meat, it's all the same!
Who's next on the chopping block?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills, four hundred kills!
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Infernal 
By fire, be purged!
It's just death, nothing serious.
Not Draven, Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven.
Feel my talons.
What I have done... can not be undone..
Life slips away.
Suffering is magic.
Your falling apart.. What to do with the pieces?
ModAcademy Kayn15 votes
Why do they keep breaking?
viken14 votes It's just death, nothing serious.
SelflessTeammate12 votesToo many possibilities, dude. I just...I know I'm missing a million.
"So much bloodshed...This is my kind of place." - "You've earned a good death. I've earned the kill."
"They come apart so easily...How do you put them back together again?"
"FEEL MY STING"
"Mmm. I like it when they scream."
"Sorry, I'm booked through...Forever." - "Do you have a moment to talk about death?"
And seriously almost anything 
says. Notably, "Yes, that was a banana. Hmhmhm. Nobody expects the banana."
Only Play Darius12 votes "Life is part of a cycle. Yours is over."
"One cut, of many."
"Come on, live a little... while you can!"
"Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do."
macromite11 votes
Bring me more fleshbags to slice up. (talking to nurse)
Dark Nephthys10 votes
"Find Peace"
"Life Passes so Swiftly"
"Suffer my Fury"
"Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless."
"It will all be over soon."
Anything says basically lol
Anything 
says because...you wouldn't want a doctor that can't even speak correctly lol
ElJanitorFrank9 votesI'd be super happy if my doctor looked like Janna and said that.
Stellafreyja10 votes "I will not save you."
"Life's cheap. Death pays."
"Poison takes so many forms."
"Another frozen corpse."
"Your pain is my pleasure."
esmelar8 votes
Bloodshed carries a price
There is no salvation
Old Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
I will not save you
There is only death... mine, or yours!
ChaosThief4 votesI thought Old 's joke was "Hand palm connected to the axe palm connected to your FACE palm!"
KINGU CURIMUZON8 votes The unseen blade is the deadliest
Nobody understands me! They called my work a hack job.
This is no mere massacre; this is my masterwork!
Pretty much anything , Eternum , Gatekeeper 
, and 
say.
Chespin20137 votes "My stinger is ready." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Crett7 votes
It'll only hurt until you die
Nahara7 votes
This is gonna get messy.
ForgottenLuck6 votes
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana
I've seen your death, it was painful..."
Baunjo6 votes
Your will, my hands
My hands are stained
Keevalroy6 votes
Sounds dangerous, I'm in!
Hope you weren't plannin' on dyin' of natural causes.
Ok
This will do...
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
7ha7guy7776 votes
you can't milk those
Captain Nadir6 votes I've seen your death, it was painful...
Cicote6 votes Dead man walking.
Audiomancy5 votes "The cold will numb your pain."
"Too tall. Much too tall."
Starblaster114 votesLol the Lulu one when your having the mindset of this thread reminds me of a guy from Percy Jackson that has the store where he sells beds.
My Nyas5 votes "They break so easily... How do you put them back together again?"
"We can either do this the hard way or... Oh wait, no. There's just the hard way."
"I accidentally did that on purpose."
Lanayurian5 votes No cure for fools
FireNuke5 votes
: This body is just one of many
Solarious285 votesAfter reading this shit, I'm just thinking, "I want to become the world's best doctor, then say shit like this to scare the hell out of my patients!"
Wheatloaf5 votes "Are no organs safely removable???"
badooga4 votes
Rest in piece.
Your time has come.
The rhythm of your life slows.
Die by my hand, and rise anew!
I crave the parting.
Sleep now, child.
You all die, why not choose how?
Death is but a horizon.
Die!
Persish!
Cease to be!
Let me show you an alternative to death.
This whole... living thing is... highly overrated.
Your sickness... sustains me.
Death would be too good for the likes of you!
They are privileged to die at my feet!
xl Kirito lx2 votes The cycle of life and death continues. We shall live. They shall die.
LittleBlast4 votesThe cycle of Q and QQ continues. We shall Q. They shall QQ.
Ftfy
