Champion quotes can be pretty great in this game. But there are several that could get really awkward when said in the wrong setting. Name below some that you would not want to hear your doctor say.
Examples:
"The clot thickens."
"You are such... hideous creatures!"
"To date, none have survived preliminary testing."
"Seems to be blood everywhere I go."
"Today is a good day to die!"
I'm trying to care, but... I just can't.
Oh, I think I broke a nail....
Good thing it wasn't mine
Should I make your pulse rise or stop?
...
"Steel can fix all your flaws." Laughter
"Another corpse for the pile."
"It's not stealing if they're dead."
"Your soul will come to serve ME!"
"Death is the only escape."
"The gift of eternal pain."
. Pretty much everything he says.
This whole...living thing, is highly overrated.
"Seriously, screaming helps... not at all."
"People and their air..."
"Share in my torment!" (or any Morg quote, for that matter..)
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I think a Voidling just came out. (Me: Wait... WHAT????)
Here's a tip, and a spear behind it! (Me: WHY????)
I haven't got a brain, and soon, neither will you. (Me: Oh, god!! SAVE ME!!!!!!)
You're already dead. You just haven't caught up yet.
They call my work a hack job!
They will not enjoy this.
ults FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Be right back! no one die screaming without me!"
"What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!"
I don't want to get a prostate exam from him.
ahh... I've lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time
"I know your spirit, but I must stop your heart."
Everybody dies, some just need a little help.
You have a warriors heart, I think I'll take it.
Land-Shark-Dolphin Sound
Light meat, dark meat, it's all the same!
Who's next on the chopping block?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills, four hundred kills!
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Infernal 
By fire, be purged!
It's just death, nothing serious.
Not Draven, Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven.
Feel my talons.
What I have done... can not be undone..
Life slips away.
Suffering is magic.
Your falling apart.. What to do with the pieces?
"Mundo"
Why do they keep breaking?
It's just death, nothing serious.
"Life is part of a cycle. Yours is over."
"One cut, of many."
"Come on, live a little... while you can!"
"Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do."
Too many possibilities, dude. I just...I know I'm missing a million.
"So much bloodshed...This is my kind of place." - "You've earned a good death. I've earned the kill."
"They come apart so easily...How do you put them back together again?"
"FEEL MY STING"
"Mmm. I like it when they scream."
"Sorry, I'm booked through...Forever." - "Do you have a moment to talk about death?"
And seriously almost anything 
says. Notably, "Yes, that was a banana. Hmhmhm. Nobody expects the banana."
Bring me more fleshbags to slice up. (talking to nurse)
"Find Peace"
"Life Passes so Swiftly"
"Suffer my Fury"
"Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless."
"It will all be over soon."
Anything says basically lol
Anything 
says because...you wouldn't want a doctor that can't even speak correctly lol
"I will not save you."
"Life's cheap. Death pays."
"Poison takes so many forms."
"Another frozen corpse."
"Your pain is my pleasure."
Bloodshed carries a price
There is no salvation
Old Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
I will not save you
There is only death... mine, or yours!
The unseen blade is the deadliest
Nobody understands me! They called my work a hack job.
This is no mere massacre; this is my masterwork!
Pretty much anything , Eternum , Gatekeeper 
, and 
say.
This is gonna get messy.
"My stinger is ready." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It'll only hurt until you die
I've seen your death, it was painful...
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana
I've seen your death, it was painful..."
Dead man walking.
Sounds dangerous, I'm in!
Hope you weren't plannin' on dyin' of natural causes.
Ok
This will do...
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
you can't milk those
Your will, my hands
My hands are stained
"They break so easily... How do you put them back together again?"
"We can either do this the hard way or... Oh wait, no. There's just the hard way."
"I accidentally did that on purpose."
"The cold will numb your pain."
"Too tall. Much too tall."
No cure for fools
: This body is just one of many
After reading this shit, I'm just thinking, "I want to become the world's best doctor, then say shit like this to scare the hell out of my patients!"
"Are no organs safely removable???"
Rest in piece.
Your time has come.
The rhythm of your life slows.
Die by my hand, and rise anew!
I crave the parting.
Sleep now, child.
You all die, why not choose how?
Death is but a horizon.
Die!
Persish!
Cease to be!
Let me show you an alternative to death.
This whole... living thing is... highly overrated.
Your sickness... sustains me.
Death would be too good for the likes of you!
They are privileged to die at my feet!
The cycle of life and death continues. We shall live. They shall die.
