What are the stupidest things you've ever done/seen in League of Legends?
Come one, come all to the parade of carnies and clueless as we descend slowly into the madness of the psychopaths and trolls that I call myself and my friends! Sit back, relax, and pray to whatever deity or Darwin you choose that you never have to deal with myself or y friends in your ranked game! Then tell me the stupid stuff you've done! Now lets stop talking and get to the show, FIRST UP:
A. The REALLY dumb stuff
- Full AP Graves, doran’s ring, Rabadon’s, and the works. We lost HARD. Not entirely because of me, but I certainly didn’t help AT ALL.
- ADC Annie (with a support Karthus). Can’t remember if we won that one. I know that all I was was a glorified CC dispenser.
- ADC CRITTLESTICKS. We lost, but I was closest thing we had to a carry.
- Support Karthus (this game took place a season before 2) for reference). Some jackass told me that Karth is only a support, never a mid. While this is objectively wrong I did it anyway. And we won. Granted, it was right after Jhin came out and he was my ADC so…… Still, 20+ assists.
- Mana regen Rumble. Are there are a lot less mana regen items than there used to be? I’ll have to try full mana Rumble some day. We won.
- Duo midlane and
- Midlane Blitzcrank (same game as 6). No, we had no jungler. Yes, I was planning on going midlane Blitz, that wasn’t improvisation. Yi was my partner. WE REKT THEM (it was the game that inspired this list, btw).
- OLD YORICK JG (Dragon soloed at lvl. 3), and new Yorick hard push build (First turret at 7 min). Not a stupid thing, just wanted to brag.
B. The only kinda weird stuff
- Middlesticks. I do it regularly to varying success, but would recommend it as it’s super fun and not at all ineffective. Just kinda silly.
- Kindred mid (Midred? Kinmid?). Same as 1) but far more predictable: Snowball HARD and get a braindead victory if you get 2-3 stacks early (before 10 min, sometimes before 5). If you don’t start stacking until 15 min you pretty much lose the game by 25.
- Jungle. Trust me, when I do it, it’s a stupid idea. Not even fun, just stupid. Lose nearly every time.
- Riven mid. I won. I don’t know how.
- Karthus in ranked. I win more often then you’d think, considering he’s stupid easy to counter (pick any assassin or person with reliable heals he is useless). Also got called a god, a Faker smurf, a hacker and a scripter all in the same game where I didn’t build boots, only solid AP.
- Full Spellvamp Swain. No, I’m talking when spellvamp was a THING. When there were 3 or 4 items in the game that gave it. Oh my God that was stupid. Talk about never, ever dying.
C. The things I’ve seen (not including what’s already been mentioned)
- Support Akali. “support”. We lost, but only cause Draven started inting.
- ADC Urgot. Multiple games. Pretty sure all losses.
- Riot’s balancing philosophy for the Juggernaut Reworks. Everyone lost in that. git rekt bois
Hope the post gave you a laugh!
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botlane. We split the cs and absolutely rekt botlane and won the match.