What are the stupidest things you've ever done/seen in League of Legends?

Petechi·8/21/2017, 3:55:05 AM·2 votes·669 views

Come one, come all to the parade of carnies and clueless as we descend slowly into the madness of the psychopaths and trolls that I call myself and my friends! Sit back, relax, and pray to whatever deity or Darwin you choose that you never have to deal with myself or y friends in your ranked game! Then tell me the stupid stuff you've done! Now lets stop talking and get to the show, FIRST UP:

A. The REALLY dumb stuff

  1. Full AP Graves, doran’s ring, Rabadon’s, and the works. We lost HARD. Not entirely because of me, but I certainly didn’t help AT ALL.
  2. ADC Annie (with a support Karthus). Can’t remember if we won that one. I know that all I was was a glorified CC dispenser.
  3. ADC CRITTLESTICKS. We lost, but I was closest thing we had to a carry.
  4. Support Karthus (this game took place a season before 2) for reference). Some jackass told me that Karth is only a support, never a mid. While this is objectively wrong I did it anyway. And we won. Granted, it was right after Jhin came out and he was my ADC so…… Still, 20+ assists.
  5. Mana regen Rumble. Are there are a lot less mana regen items than there used to be? I’ll have to try full mana Rumble some day. We won.
  6. Duo midlane and
  7. Midlane Blitzcrank (same game as 6). No, we had no jungler. Yes, I was planning on going midlane Blitz, that wasn’t improvisation. Yi was my partner. WE REKT THEM (it was the game that inspired this list, btw).
  8. OLD YORICK JG (Dragon soloed at lvl. 3), and new Yorick hard push build (First turret at 7 min). Not a stupid thing, just wanted to brag.

B. The only kinda weird stuff

  1. Middlesticks. I do it regularly to varying success, but would recommend it as it’s super fun and not at all ineffective. Just kinda silly.
  2. Kindred mid (Midred? Kinmid?). Same as 1) but far more predictable: Snowball HARD and get a braindead victory if you get 2-3 stacks early (before 10 min, sometimes before 5). If you don’t start stacking until 15 min you pretty much lose the game by 25.
  3. Jungle. Trust me, when I do it, it’s a stupid idea. Not even fun, just stupid. Lose nearly every time.
  4. Riven mid. I won. I don’t know how.
  5. Karthus in ranked. I win more often then you’d think, considering he’s stupid easy to counter (pick any assassin or person with reliable heals he is useless). Also got called a god, a Faker smurf, a hacker and a scripter all in the same game where I didn’t build boots, only solid AP.
  6. Full Spellvamp Swain. No, I’m talking when spellvamp was a THING. When there were 3 or 4 items in the game that gave it. Oh my God that was stupid. Talk about never, ever dying.

C. The things I’ve seen (not including what’s already been mentioned)

  1. Support Akali. “support”. We lost, but only cause Draven started inting.
  2. ADC Urgot. Multiple games. Pretty sure all losses.
  3. Riot’s balancing philosophy for the Juggernaut Reworks. Everyone lost in that. git rekt bois

Hope the post gave you a laugh!

7 Comments

Golden Tager X8/22/2017, 4:21:30 AM2 votes

http://imgur.com/a/RZc9K

Do I need to say anything else?

Edit: you have to click on it

GreatWhiteNorth8/21/2017, 7:50:43 PM1 votes

Well I was stuck in bronze V for over a year because I refused to play the one role I was actually good at (Support). I played at the Silver level with support but them toxic adcs. I couldn't cs. I knew it was important. But I'd pretty much always done support. I started out maining mid with 6cs/game (In Ranked)

By the time I'd dropped to Bronze V I'd actually gotten better at mid. But it would take me a year to do more than climb to B4 for a day.

One time, I dropped to B5 0 lp. There is a guy that thinks that if he runs down mid he can will the game to victory because he is god. We lost. He was also flaming all game. Literally no one has been as toxic+delusional in any of my games. This also showed me that there are massive skill gaps in low bronze.

Mandalore10778/21/2017, 11:41:24 PM1 votes

The only thing I have to offer this inglorious list is Galio + TahmKench botlane. We split the cs and absolutely rekt botlane and won the match.

boo9108/21/2017, 7:31:53 PM1 votes

When I started I went on average 0/27 I wish I were joking

FatedSaviour8/22/2017, 12:00:59 AM1 votes

veigar and mundo botlane

you said stupidEST, im only giving you the worst

also, we won every game we did it, praise duo botlanes

Chrige8/25/2017, 8:07:47 PM1 votes

Taric Leona bot lane, the chain CC makes it a pain in the ass to lane against.

Some Noob Dude8/21/2017, 11:52:08 PM1 votes

My first game of League was at the end of season 2. Shen was on the free rotation and he looked cool, so I picked him. Seeing that he was a ninja and knowing basically nothing about the game, I thought that I should be building this thing called "Attack Damage". So I ended building full AD Shen, building the items that gave most AD. I got fed, for some reason.