The Prize Machine! Board Edition!

PurpleKingCrazy··4 votes·3,349 views

From the Prize machine, here are the rules:

  1. You can insert any various coin you want, and it doesn't have to be round at all. You can make it 3d or number shaped, dangerous, soft, ferocious, crazy, elemental, or just your average simple coin, and does does not mean anything to the machine. You MUST insert one coin. And alas, never anything more than a single coin, and NO you cannot insert decapitated Teemos into the machine either.

  2. The person below must give away a 'good' prize. Alas, the machine will never give bad prizes to people at all. The machine is like an eye in the sky watching good people doing what they must. I may join the fray to give a few prizes but I won't insert any coins. Prizes include: Some OTHER various coin, but only one; no form of currency or gold except gold sculptures; Kits that may take the size of a car; (fake) RP and skins; (fake) trips around the world or your imagination; and other various stuff you can find very interesting to your personal preference.

  3. The machine is unbreakable, never malfunctions, you can NEVER hack the machine, and the machine has a magic barrier so unbreakable that the super nova spell does not make it flinch by the bit.

  4. If people seem to break the rules, you can just troll them a prize, and really, don't give them that good prize they wanted.

  5. If you don't really want to insert coins and ak a question, you can feel free to ask (like this.)

  6. Lastly, never troll in this thread. Tyvm.

  7. GLHF! :}

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60 Comments

Lewd Neeko1 votes

inserts a small blue coin

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Blue puppy comes out of the machine

Lewd Neeko5 votes

I GOT A BLUE PUPPY! Now it just has to put paw prints on three things for me to find so I can sit on a couch and think about how they relate to each other.

soylent shipment1 votes

Inserts a quarter

PurpleKingCrazy2 votes

since a quarter is an example of a coin, gets a quarter pizza slice

mmmm.. Pizza!

soylent shipment1 votes

Can't eat that I'm on a diet.

soylent shipment1 votes

Of cotton balls and orange juice.

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

or probably horse radish....

Mmmmm... Horseradish.

The Lexer1 votes

WTF is your thing with horseradish???

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

I like saying it... And I don't want to really tell about my thing with horseradish. It is a long story.

soylent shipment1 votes

Inserts cum-speckled chocolate coin

PurpleKingCrazy3 votes

Unfortunately for you, a soap bar appears out of the machine

Go wash yourself.

SiminoMontilla1 votes

Inserts a 3D anivia egg coin

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

A baby cyrophoenix comes out of the machine. How cute!

SiminoMontilla1 votes

How Adorable XD! It's just what I always wanted. Now what to name her?

shadwraith991 votes

Inserts a regular coin...

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

An old horse that talks like Mr. Ed appears. He is not Hecarim, though.

i would say he's a horse that talks.

Gamma Anomaly1 votes

Inserts a coin designed after Rengar's eyes, a blue eye on one side and an orange eye on the other.

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

You get a constellation prize of a ball that is blue and orange, making up for the glowing and sound effects it makes while you play with it.

Quite amazing actually.

PatCoool1 votes

inserts banana-shaped coin

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Monkey comes out ta da!

It's a green MonkeyKing !!!

PatCoool1 votes

Omg how did you know green is my favorite color and its cool that I have my own personal MONKEY KING MonkeyKing

PatCoool1 votes

Now if only he could go super saiyan and know how to use kamehameha!

shadwraith991 votes

Inserts a bloody coin that is infused with the souls of the tortured.

PentaWatt1 votes

(I don't see a reply so I think I'll just roll with it because these forums are confusing) You get soulstealer Vladimir code (because its SOUL stealer vlad and hes a vampire) and if you already HAVE it that code will give you a full rp refund on that skin.

PentaWatt1 votes

Sees penny on floor inserts into machine dances whilst waiting

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Karaoke set! Now-you-can-sing-a-long to-the-beat!

TfwPeepo1 votes

I insert a coin found inside a dead giraffe's anus into the machine :3

PentaWatt1 votes

The giraffe comes back to life and lives on your roof. You don't have to clean your gutters anymore!

PentaWatt1 votes

Uses magical powers to make magical coin to put in magical machine Uses magic to put coin into machine

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Horse Radish comes out! It's the magical HORSE Radish Stuff! You use it and makes to immune to stuns and slows for a short time!

Lunermist1 votes

**Inserts a Coin that changes every second

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

You get a gumball that, when chewed, makes you have the ability to change to whatever you want, all through your heart's content.

Spend it wisely, though.

shadwraith991 votes

I insert 1 Dogecoin

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Since you insert a Dog-e-coin. Some Dog-e-mail comes out. After youopen the mail, you recieve a (fake) vacation to Dog Land! Yes! And you can bring your dog too!

PentaWatt1 votes

inserts a coin that looks like a coin

PurpleKingCrazy3 votes

recieves a prize that looks like a prize

PentaWatt1 votes

takes a toaster makes toast makes coin out of toast inserts into machine

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Out comes a ticket to Toastland, where you can pick your favorite toast, butter, and jelly.

DeadEquilibrium1 votes

insert coin with Jax heads-up

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

You get a Jax plushie, hug it and it will say "I deal tons of damage." Made from Phreak USA.

Ok... Puns of damage!

DeadEquilibrium2 votes

Going to use the plushie in a fight! Imagine if I used a real weapon, no?

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

Just imagine if I had a real weapon...

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

grabs the coins out of the prize machine and tries to turn them into RP, but fails to do so

wait this doesn't work in controversy, need real money to do it.

PentaWatt1 votes

What is this so called real money? I may have had some but Rito took it along with everything else.

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

...Whatever it is. I dunno, the money could be purple, just like me. :}

PentaWatt1 votes

Inserts a coin made out of horseradish into teh machine

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

YOU GET THE BEST HORSERADISH IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA! Congratulations! And now, when you eat, you can breathe underwater as long as you want to! Woohoo! Go exploring underwater!

TfwPeepo1 votes

I insert a coin with a picture of Deadmau5 on it into the machine

PurpleKingCrazy1 votes

looks up deadmau5 oh I see...

You get a pet mouse that can do the deadmau5 face. Enjoy your mouse.

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