Chocolate vs Vastayans

No, seriously, are vastayans biologically able to digest chocolate?

IRL, many animals are unable to digest chocolate due to the theobromine in them, which is harmless to human but LETHAL TO ANIMALS THAT CAN’T DIGEST IT. So, now the question is, will vastayans suffer the same fate if they ate this sweet piece of treat?

Xayah and Rakan will PROBABLY be fine since although they do have bird features, they are very close to human.

Edit here, in game line confirmed they will be fine

Same goes for Ahri and Nidalee, assuming Nidalee ate it in her human form, I don’t know what will happen if she ate it in her cougar form, though.

Edit: Nid isn't vastayan, sorry!

Nami probably doesn’t even like chocolate, and it probably won’t go well.

Wukong will be fine, he’s a monkey, which is very close to human after all.

And then we have Rengar.

My god, you poor little kitten......

Rengar is obviously a feline by all means, and chocolate are known to take the life of his friends that are unfortunate enough to eat a piece of it, so now if I bring a bar of chocolate as an ADC, does that mean once I stuff it into his mouth somehow, he’ll die a unpleasant death within a few hours?

And don’t talk about if chocolate exists, either, they do according to zoe and caitlyn obviously used it in her cupcake.

• (This sentence has been put here to end this thread since I don’t have any strong conclusion to end this piece of writing effectively, but still needs to come up with a clean finisher somehow, anyway thanks for reading have a good day or night by the way merry chrismas and happy new year)