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morayshark1 votes

I feel like your gonna do one of these for all of us https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M57a6cf316694c334ac78f79492c13a3bo1&pid=15.1

SulkingKING1 votes

Gather all your intel and do one on me. I been hittin' the threads for a few days in a row. https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65667966.jpg

The Aqualious1 votes

...

I backstab and slit throats... You failed...

sends a swarm of crows down into the dark pit to torment you

Sonicblaster331 votes

I know what you and Fiddlesticks do when you're alone!

The Aqualious1 votes

Nocturne: DON'T FORGET ME!

Fiddlesticks: What is she insinuating?

Shaco: That a Black Demon, a Scarecrow and Something like Myself enjoy murder of the crotch

Fiddlesticks: That's just wrong

Nocturne: She's just lashing out because we haven't given her more mana potions... It's obvious she has grown addicted to the substance

Shaco: Not to mention she's probably having cravings for her... Partner... Ah Love... Such an Effective tool of torture

Group Laugh

KANYE OBAMA GOD1 votes

sweet jesus you really are evil

The Aqualious2 votes

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff450/AedonGawen/7.gif

Was it the killing spree, the criminal tendencies, or the kidnapping?

Sonicblaster331 votes

I am not addicted!

Throws empty mana potion

P-partner?!

Face starts to turn red

You better not be talking about Jarvan!

The Aqualious1 votes

If not Jarvan... Then who...

blue mana potion floats quite out of reach

Sonicblaster331 votes

You damned clown!

Throws another empty bottle aimed for his head, shattering upon impact

The prince will come for me when he realizes I have gone missing. And when he does, you will know the fury that boils inside me!

morayshark1 votes

(lantern drops down) psss, grab the fucking lantern

Sonicblaster331 votes

Looks to see that no one is looking and grabs lantern

Well done, my friend! We must go before they realize I am gone!

morayshark1 votes

Thresh id normally kill you, but lucian has me at gunpoint

Sonicblaster331 votes

I see even an undead can be threatened with death. Let's go!

morayshark1 votes

(mocks but then get hit by darius's axe) Darius wher'd you think you're going

The Aqualious1 votes

Well that was rude

pops cork of a dumps liquid on her head

The prince won't find you hun, not until we're done with you

Nocturne: We should start now

Shaco: No... Tomorrow

Sonicblaster331 votes

whispers to self

I don't plan on staying to find out what those creeps have in store. I must escape!

The Aqualious1 votes

quietly amongst the 3

Nocturne: We should start sooner than later

Shaco: Tomorrow will do fine

Fiddlesticks: But what if she tries to escape

Loud laughing, than quite talking

Shaco: she is down in a 30 foot pit, surrounded by frictionless... Noc what did we call the stuff this pocket dimension is made of?

Nocturne: Night Stone

Shaco: Night Stone... On top of that, should she figure a way up... She still has to get out of this cave and through distances of dead woods and pure darkness, Nocturne, being in his element, is much more powerful, you have control over those... Bird things... Look a lot like Birdmans pet, and I... Well I'm just too good to be dealt with.

And let's not forget the Void monsters we... Borrowed

And the Shopkeepers with their toys.

We can give her 1 more night of rest.

Fiddlesticks: What if she tries to dig out?

Nocturne: 1, she'll break her hands before getting too far

2: If that was possible... There is no core or anything below the surface... She'll simply plummet down into the void

Shaco: then it's settled... Tomorrow, we start training her.

Fiddlesticks: I better go watch that dragon training film then

Sonicblaster331 votes

Later that night

Thresh: Grab the lantern!

Shyvana: I still don't trust you!

Lucian: Don't you worry, young dragoness. If he tries anything, he gets a blast of purifying light into his head.

Shyvana: Why would you help me, Lucian?

Lucian: I may no longer live in Demacia, but I cannot let one of its people be tortured for someone else's amusement.

Lucian jabbed one of his pistols in the back of Thresh's head

Pull her up!

Thresh: Was that a grudge?

Once she was pulled up, they three made their ways out of the area before anyone found out

The Aqualious1 votes

45 minutes later, The Void shopkeeper enters the den and looks into the pit confused... He sighs

God damn idiots... Leaving the hard work for me

pulls out an orb and see's 2 new life forms and a 3rd he knew well halfway to the exit

Well this won't do at all... Too bad they don't have a key

He sighs and mentally links himself to the portal

SHUT DOWN!!!

The Portal slowly seals, closing just as the 3 life forms arrive at it, he then mentally links himself to Shaco

Your bitch has 2 friends here... I suggest you get them

Shaco: what? Oh never mind tell me where they are and we'll scope em up...

Send the dogs too

shopkeeper: On it

Black beast howl as the monsters begin their hunt

(NOTE: EVENTS OCCURRING IN ANOTHER PLAIN OF EXISTENCE... AND THE HOME TEAM KNOWS IT WELL)

Sonicblaster331 votes

Shyvana: You sure you know where you are going? Everything looks the same!

Lucian: I'm sure! This way!

The three took a sharp turn. Shyvana started sniffing the air

Shyvana: We got company!

The sounds of hounds barking in the distance was heard and they were getting closer

Lucian: Hmph! That's it? Only hounds?

He shot a large volley of purifing light at the attacking beasts, killing most of them

Thresh: I sense a dark presence...

Thresh threw his hook into the darkness blindly, catching something on it. With a great resistance, the undead was able to pull his target close to him

Thresh: Fiddlesticks.... Trying to get the drop on us?

Thresh kept a firm grip on his chain, not letting the scarecrow move from his spot

The Aqualious1 votes

Fiddlesticks: Oh really, a leash, cute attempt

A murder of monsterous crows crash down through Thresh, consistently wounding him

A flash of darkess dives through collecting his lantern and chain before disappearing into the dark again

Thresh is on his knees

Nocturne: Objective got

Shaco: Excellent

A poison shiv meets Shyvanna

Oh GUNMEN, we have things to discuss

(To be moved to a new thread)

morayshark1 votes

(troops led by darius appears) darius:move it clown, we have plans for here

Bottom Laner1 votes

There's probably a Markiplier gif for everything tbh

MeBuffULongTime1 votes

I...I have no idea what I'm reading...but I'm intrigued...

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