Zed (Read Please)

big doinks·3/16/2016, 6:48:56 PM·50 votes·3,192 views

I'm here today to talk about Zed. Now before i get into it I'm not talking about him taking any type of nerf, but a much more serious matter at hand.

His Joke.

How am i supposed to feel confident in lane to beat my opponent if i cant even beat my self at rock paper scissors? The clone has dominated myself and every zed player i've ever come in contact with. Its sickening how demoralizing it is to know that you may be fed, you may win your lane, but at the end of the day you know that you're coming back to another beating of rock paper scissors. I mean what if Zed and his clone are debating on who will buy dinner that night? Clones don't have any money, and Zed will surely have to sell his worldly possessions to pay it off. All im saying is, maybe tweak it to where you have a 50/50 shot of finally beating that animal at his own game. I beg you rito, for the sake of myself and all zed players. Save us. item 3070 Zed item 3070

24 Comments

Gypsyleeboy3/16/2016, 9:13:56 PM25 votes

hahah they should completely troll and make it 99% chance. Then you'd see a zed in every game trying

Bottom Laner3/16/2016, 10:28:57 PM14 votes

Malphite feels u bro...he just cant seem to stop picking rock

FurretHasAGlock3/16/2016, 7:41:14 PM9 votes

I agree. Make the chance 100% chance you win at beginning, but as you get worse, you begin to lose if you don't have a positive KDA

VictoryDance963/16/2016, 6:53:05 PM5 votes

In all seriousness, this is actually the most important issue in the game right now.

NotClarkolas3/17/2016, 1:09:25 AM4 votes

No. Zed should be stuck with losing forever. Fuck zed.

Killer of Poros3/17/2016, 2:46:54 AM3 votes

I have a 90% win rate with his joke. The secret is to have your options open and get ready to turn off shadows in case of loss.

Mr Wright II3/16/2016, 10:38:47 PM2 votes

This makes me laugh so fucking hard. THank you.

[zombie-nunu-hearts]

37239525DEL13/16/2016, 9:09:34 PM1 votes

Zed,Sona,Garen and Vi is dead killed by Jhin with smile on his face who is actually name is August Browning and other riot employers will follow and do killing style item 2045 item 3070

Jofeyy3/17/2016, 7:18:00 AM1 votes

A zed post that dosent bash zed relentlessly with plsnerfQQ and salt??? Bless you sir

VasilisGreen3/17/2016, 7:57:34 AM1 votes

Dude, In almost every case, Zed wins the rock-paper-scisors. The one rare time that he doesn't, he kills the shadow... Are you sure you know Zed as much as you think?

Mhihnj3/17/2016, 10:15:59 AM1 votes

lol I am still waiting for the day i lose to my shadow in rock paper scissors. Played a custom game just to lose

StealthWarden3/17/2016, 12:39:32 PM1 votes

I mean i upvoted for concept..but you play zed so i kind of hate you

HoodRatTingz3/17/2016, 3:33:37 PM1 votes

thats the beauty of Zed (I hate it even though he's kind of my main)

No More Cages3/17/2016, 5:56:04 PM1 votes

I despise laning against this shadow-wielding abomination of Teemonic origin....but I agree. Even when he's 40/2/18, it hurts a bit to watch his shadow beat him like the red-headed stepchild.

ƒoes3/18/2016, 4:33:13 AM1 votes

"League doesn't feel fun anymore... ...I just CAN'T win at Rock Paper Scissors - with myself!"